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Hey lovedolls, my name is Ariel. If u want me to read your fanfic just email me at monkeygurl_2323@hotmail.com ! Some of my favorite ships are: HG/DM I read some slash stories, any slash, but only if it's well written. So if u write slash tell me! :)* Dislikes: HP/CC (I don't know why but I never liked Chang...she's annoying) I'm currently writing a few stories at the moment, but I'm not going to post them until I've totally revised to first chapter! I hope you'll like 'em. Since one of them is going to be kind of angsty and sad, I'll also be working on a more humourous on the side! If oyu wanna im me, my aol sn is evilsekks83. |
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Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Breaking Fate by Trinity Marquise reviews
“Oh, come off it,” Hermione snapped, irritated at him for being such a prat. And irritated at herself for getting irritated with him so quickly. And irritated because her hot chocolate was getting cold. Just irritated in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,914 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Arousing The Unknown by Aznyx reviews
“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All the Little Things by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
Hermione has never resisted a challenge from Draco Malfoy. But when that challenge involves the betrayal of the heart for three people, will she play his game, or will he play into hers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,541 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,628 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Loving Sirius Black by Cetesy reviews
Unfortunately, STOPPED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,146 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Sirius B.
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Movie Parody by waldorf88 reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Barely There by Marionette reviews
Giant squids should always be kept properly fed, for they are known to eat just about anything if they get hungry. Draco learns this the hard way. Fifth Chapter! Please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,137 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco Hates People by Irishsodabread reviews
He's not antisocial. Just really ornery. See what happens when Draco runs into a drunk classmate of his. What does he do? What does he say? Godknows....R&R... Rated Pg13 for language i guess and drinking....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter meets Slim Shady by crazy-weasley reviews
Shady's ear's bleedin, Dudley n D'angelo are happily bullyin Billy J and Joel M, Petunia's jealous of Harry, 50's whipping Hailie. Vernon lost his wig. Draco loves Eminem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sleeping With the Enemy by Roni Black reviews
COMPLETE - EPILOGUE ADDED! "There is one person in the world who hates me more than anybody else... my husband." Marriage Law story. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,683 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Seduction Goddess by Dream-Siren reviews
After Draco Malfoy takes advantage of Hermione and then turns her down, her heart is broken and she decides that from now on, she will seduce guys and break their hearts to get back at all men and especially Draco. wink wink
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,037 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sweetest Are The Stolen Kisses by Lemmings reviews
Yin and Yang, black and white -- Complete opposites, bound by a prophecy that forces them together... Question is, will they fight the binding and watch the world suffer, or does love truly conquer all? Hr./D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Private Thoughts by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry often wondered if Snape could read minds... well, the answer is yes. Snape gets bored while teaching potions and decides to read the private thoughts of some of his students. Written preOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Don't Speak by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Draco Malfoy is stuck in St Mungo's unable to move, with his jaw wired shut. How will Hermione, an intern Healer, take advantage of the situation, or will she do nothing at all? Updated 1114
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rowling and Seuss: Together at Last by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if its for you! HG, DHr, RL.UPDATED1019
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Under the Willow Tree by mackitten reviews
When Sirius sees Remus kissing a boy, he doesn't know how to react. That is, until he sees that boy kissing another. Then it's time for revenge. Once he finds himself wishing he was the boy Remus was kissing though, there's no turning back slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,447 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Alphabetical Order by Laicamiel reviews
It's 7th year, and the Trio arrive at Hogwarts to discover that in an effort to promote unity, Dumbledore has dissolved the houses and replaced them with new ones based on...alphabetical order? And guess who's in Hermione's house!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Happy Birthday Granger by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Hermione's had some odd gifts, but Malfoy's really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sirius at Sixteen by Paddycake reviews
It's the Marauders' fifth year at Hogwarts--except they aren't actually the Marauders yet. About the foursome as they become Animagi, save Snivellus, and just have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
A TOTALLY CLICHE HARRY POTTER FAN FIC! by lilpinkbunny reviews
Its a TOTALLY cliche Harry Potter Fan Fic... basically i poke fun at all the FanFics with Hermione and Draco romantically involved and point out how unreasnable somethings are. VERY FUNNY!!! R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Hate My Boss by fripachi reviews
Hermione needed a job and took the one that Malfoy offered her, as his personal assistant. Will working and living with him prove to be simply horrid, or will sparks fly? Rfor language, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,816 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
For the Love of Hair by Mella deRanged reviews
The wistful story of Draco and his attempts to discover the strange truth about his hair’s, and his own, feelings. Featuring: veryangsty!Harry, blobhaired!Ron, bookish!flirtatious!Hermione. Parody and humor galore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Wonderwall by tearsofher reviews
DMHG- FINALLY FINISHED- Draco's feelings for her were born at the end of 5th year.. He dreamed and couldn't stop thinking about her during the summer.. But what will he do when those feelings get way too strong to hold back?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,761 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Same Old Story, With a Twist by CrazzieAddict06 reviews
Its the same old DrHr Fics we hear over and over. . .Who likes to read cliches, when you can add your own twist to things. Its wild, its intense, and its just another example of how cliched the HP world can get!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Healing Spells by ShadowPassinThru reviews
(Draco/Ginny) At the train station Ginny overhears a violent arguement between Lucius Malfoy and his son. (Completed 5-10-03!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,780 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Sheep's Clothing by Anne Hedonia reviews
The effect of spells on sex, and of Harry on someone weak. It's Harry/OFC, but trust me - no Mary Sue here. Actually, she ran screaming when she saw this fic and is currently looking for the number of a good therapist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Harry P. - Complete