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My shippings:

Klonnie: Wouldn't these two make, like, the perfect couple? Their both two sexy and powerful supernaturals and their chemisty is amazing. If I was the writer (take notes JP) I would have these two fuck each other nearly every episode and then reak havoc over Mystic Falls...then have hot steamy sex again...lol

Stefonnie: I don't know...I've always loved this pairing and I think they'd make a perfect couple if Klonnie doesn't work out (since there has been talk of Klaroline *shudders* and some other Gilbert bitch)...

Bamon: I use to ship this couple so much...but then Damon got annoying and shit in season two so I hated his guts...and then Klaus came in and he was my new bitch...and then I liked Bamon again...plus I think the two will have lots of angry hot sex! hehehe

Beremy: I thought it was cute at the begininng...and then I got bored of it


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


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Adverse Effect by Farie Insignias reviews
A spell with all the right intentions goes awry. Will Bonnie be able to handle the consequences?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,989 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
The Gods Have A Sick Sense Of Humor by VashandNaomiForever reviews
Imhotep was thought to have been destroyed. Never to rise again. You all thought wrong, he is very much alive! Taken, he is in the body of a manikin, but just you wait O'Connell! When he finds his REAL true love, he will finish what he started...
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Imhotep
One Of The People by Mystic Blade reviews
What would happen if Tsu'tey lived? What would Jake's status be then? What life would Tsu'tey lead among his people? Will he accept the new faces in his clan? What changes would he endure? The story accounts post-film as the remaining humans assimilate into Na'vi culture to live new lives and healing begins as the Omaticaya find their new home. Tsu'teyxOC centered,JakeXNey,NormXOC
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 768,175 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Tsu'tey
What Lies Beneath by Asher Monroe reviews
Be careful of what's under the surface. It just might pull you down with it. -Damon/Bonnie- -Series of Interconnecting One Shots- -Complete!-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 370,393 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] - Complete
Get You Alone by Roxie567 reviews
Klaus wants Bonnie, simple as that. There's something about the young witch that captivates him and he has to have her.He's used to people bending over backwards for him and just completely giving in to him and she refuses to. Can he wait long enough? USED TO BE 'HE'LL WAIT'
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,270 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Bonnie B., Klaus
We Found Love by UConfuseMe reviews
After her breakup with Damon, Bonnie finds herself falling into a dangerous relationship with Klaus. Klonnie with slight Bamon
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,946 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Bonnie B., Klaus
Like the sacrificial little lamb you are by irishcookie reviews
In which Klaus and Bonnie are truly stuck and their solution presents itself in the most base of actions. A take on the whole 'have sex or die' theme in fiction! Read and reply if you like. COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Klaus, Bonnie B. - Complete
Because He Loves Me by MyahLyah reviews
Naveen & Tiana have everything they hoped and dreamed for. A happy marriage/successful business and a close circle of friends. But there seems to be one thing missing and on top of that, past secrets are soon to be exposed. Final chapter is up. R&R!
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 130,635 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 540 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Worst Day of Damon Salvatore's Life by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
Bamon. Also known as 'The Day that All the Boys Fell in Love with Bonnie Bennett'.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Even Angels Fall by Sakura's Pointe Shoes reviews
Nefertiri sneaks out of the palace and gets herself into a lot of trouble. Imhotep comes to her rescue, but little does he know what is in store for him... Imhotep/Nef, Imhotep/Anck su namun
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Imhotep, Evelyn C.
Queen Of Maldonia II by MyahLyah reviews
It's been four years since Tiana and Naveen's lives were turned upside down from all have hit them, and just as they finally get acquainted with their life of peace, they face new challenges and temptation. Chapter 60 is up! The final chapter. R&R!
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 173,201 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Slave for You by Danielle Salvatore reviews
Bonnie is entering her senior year of high school and is determined to stop being compared to her best friend Elena. But when she is captured by vampires and sold as a slave to Damon Salvatore, her life takes an unexpected turn. AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,553 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bonnie, Damon - Complete
Insert Mutilated Bedsheet Dresses Here by Crazyloon99 reviews
The Sues have infiltrated one of the craziest, most violent and sex-filled fandoms around - ROME! This mission calls for a select group of elite, well-prepared and highly trained agents - but all we have are Tash and her cohorts. Collab fic. ACMSES.
Rome - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,494 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6901 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Queen Of Maldonia by MyahLyah reviews
Tiana and Naveen's world is turned upside down when they must accept their new duties as King and Queen of Maldonia. Will the pressure of Tiana's new life take a toll on her restaurant and marriage? R&R! Chapter 35 is up. The final chapter.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,436 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Girls' Night by fornwalt reviews
A Princess and the Frog fic. Naveen convinces Tiana to join Charlotte for a night on the town, but doesn't realize that Charlotte's version of "girls' night" involves dancing with strange men at local bars. Tiana x Naveen. Post-movie.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Envy by ysar reviews
Companion story for Breathe Again. Written as a side to Posts 39-54. Rachel's having a tough time adjusting, and she's been taking it out on Bella. One-shot. "So I was jealous. I could admit that. I just couldn’t admit it to her."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Rachel, Paul - Complete
Absolution by Meresankh reviews
A young girl from Thebes, doing what she must to survive, finding more than she could have hoped for, and more than she dreaded for. This story is adult.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Imhotep - Complete
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