NEWS:
Yes! Im back. Sooooo im posting a new story..and you should review!

My name is Lalane Michaels. I am one of the biggest Harry Potter, King Arthur, Darren Shan fan in the world. To specify my Harry Potter crazeI believe Adrian Pucey, Blaise Zambini and Marcus Flint are the best (but not necessarily in that order); but none can outrate the snarky Proffesor Snape. Recently,I have come to think that Lupin isn't that bad either. I believe that Gawain is the hottest knight in the world and that Squid is the best character in Holes. Other than that, those who know me in real life should know that I go for the bad boy. Anyways,I just wanted to state these opinions because they rock.

The Questions:

01 - Slytherin or Hufflepuff? Slytherin
02 - Ravenclaw or Gryffindor? Ravenclaw
03 - Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw
04 - Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin
05 - Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Slytherin
06 - Hufflepuff or Gryffindor? Hufflepuff SCREW GRYFFINDOR
07 - Harry Potter or Ronald Weasley? Harry Potter
08 - Hermione Granger or Luna Lovegood? Luna is my girl
09 - Seamus or Neville? Neville is so cute
10 - Dean Thomas or Lee Jordan? Lee duh
11 - Fred or George? BOTH! TWINS BASIL TWINS
12 - Arithmancy or Transfiguration? Transfiguartion
13 - Potions or Arithmancy? POTIONS
14 - Ancient Runes or Astronomy? Astronomy
15 - Seeker or Beater? Beater bitches
16 - Chaser or Keeper? Chaser
17 - Green or Silver? Green
18 - Arithmancy or History of Magic? Arithmancy
19 - Gold or Scarlet? Scarlet
20 - Blue or Bronze? Blue
21 - Beater or Keeper? Beater bitches
22 - Yellow or Black? Black
23 - Arithmancy or Divination? Divination sleep yes
24 - Won Won or Lav Lav? Won Won haha
25 - Harry & Ginny or Ron & Hermione?
26 - Care of Magical Creatures or Transfiguration? COMC
27 - Seeker or Chaser? Chaser
28 - Snape or McGonagall? SNAPE
29 - Arithmancy or Astrology? Astrology
30 - Flitwick or Sprout? Sprout
31 - Charms or Transfiguartion? Transfiguration
32 - Filch or Umbridge? Filch men are easier to persuade
33 - HBP or SS/PS? HBP
34 - Arithmancy or Care of Magical Creatures? COMC
35 - GOF or COS? GOF
36 - POA or OOTP? POA
37 - The Books or The Movies? erm...uh the movies have more Snape
38 - Arithmancy or Defense Againse the Dark Arts? DADA
39 - COS or POA? POA
40 - Care of Magical Creatures or Herbology? COMC
41 - SS/PS or COS? SS/PS
42 - Dobby or Winky? Winky a drunk elf...awesome
43 - Charms or Arithmancy? Charms
44 - Kreacher or Dobby? Kreachers so cool
45 - COS or OOTP? COS
46 - Lumos or Nox? Nox
47 - Ancient Runes or Herbology? Herbology
48 - SS/PS or POA? POA
49 - Defense Against the Dark Arts or Transfiguration? DADA
50 - COS or HBP? HBP
51 - Sirius or Lupin? Lupin
52 - Arithmancy or Ancient Runes? Ancient Runes
53 - Lupin or Snape? SNAPE
54 - SS/PS or GOF? SS/PS
55 - James or Lily? Lily
56 - History of Magic or Ancient Runes? Ancient Runes
57 - Avada Kadavra or Crucio? Crucio
58 - Imperio or Avada Kadavra? Avada Kadavra
59 - Herbology or Arithmancy? Herbology
60 - Crucio or Imperio? Crucio
61 - A Spell or A Potion? Potion
62 - Crabbe or Goyle? Goyle
63 - Muggle Study or Ancient Runes? Muggle Studies
64 - Karkaroff or Maxime? Karkaroff
65 - Care of Magical Creatures or Divination? COMC
66 - Moody or Slughorn? moody
67 - Bellatrix or Narcissa? Bellatrix
68- Arithmancy or Muggle Study? Muggle Studies
69 - Lucius or Severus? Severus
70 - Draco or Harry? Draco
71-Transfiguration or Divination?
72 - Bill or Charlie? Charlie
73 - Ginny or Hermione? Hermione
74 - Ancient Runes or Charms? Charms
75 - Cat or Owl? Cat
76 - Dragons or Snakes? Snakes
77 - Grindylows or Kappas? Grindylows
78 - Transfiguration or Ancient Runes? Transfiguration
79 - Vampires or Banshees? Vampires
80 - Dementors or Boggarts? Boggarts
81 - Werewolves or Hinkypunks? Werewolves
82 - Care of Magical Creatures or Ancient Runes? COMC
83 - Scabbers or Crookshanks? Scabbers
84 - Fang or Fluffy? Fluffy
85 - Histroy of Magic or Astronomy? Astronomy
86 - Bludger or Snitch? Bludger
87 - Quaffle or Bludger? Bludger
88 - Charms or Divination? Charms
89 - Snitch or Quaffle? Snitch
90 - Couldron or Wand? Cauldron
91 - Wizards or Muggles? Wizards
92 - Potions or Ancient Runes? POTIONS
93 - Wizarding Chess or Muggle Chess? Wizarding chess
94 - Blast-ended Skrewts or Merpeople? Merpeople
95 - Invisibility Cloak or Polyjuice Potion? Polyjuice
96 - History of Magic or Potions? POTIONS
97 - Extendable Ears or Dungbombs? Dungbombs
98 - Ghosts or Goblins? Ghosts
99 - Apparation or Floo Powder? Apparation
100 - Defense Against the Dark Arts or Ancient Runes? DADA
101 - Horocrux or Howler? Howler
102 - Lunascope or Marauder's Map? Marauders map
103 - Potions or Astronomy? POTIONS
104 - Mirror or Erised or the Philosopher's Stone? Stone
105 - Chocolate Frogs or Berttie Bott's Every Flavour Jelly Beans? Berttie botts
106 - Transfiguration or Astronomy? transfiguration
107 - Omnioculars or penknife? penknife
108 - History of Magic or Herbology? herbology
109 - Pensieve or Occulamency? occlumency
110 - Care of Magical Creatures or Potions? POTIONS
111 - Quick-Quotes Quill or Self-Inking Quill? Quick Quotes
112 - History of Magic or Defense Against the Dark Arts? DADA
113 - Smart-Answer Quill or Spell-Check Quill? Spell Check
114 - Herbology or Transfiguration? Herbology
115 - Phoenixes or Unicorns? Phoenix
116 - Revealer or Remembrall? Revealer
117 - Charms or Potions? POTIONS
118 - Mudblood or Pureblood? Pureblood
119 - Muggle Study or Defense Agaisnt the Dark Arts? DADA
120 - Spellotape or Time Turner? Spellotape
121 - Transfiguration or History of Magic? Transfiguration
122 - Butterbeer or Pumpkin Juice? Butterbeer
123 - Muggle Study or Herbology? herbology
124 - Eggnog or Cherry Syrup and soda with ice and an umbrella? cherry syrup and soda
125 - Potions or Divination? POTIONS
126 - Triwizard Tournament or Quidditch? quidditch
127 - Horseback Head Juggling or Head Polo? polo
128 - History of Magic or Care of Magical Creatures? COMC
129 - Half-blood or Mudblood? halfblood
130 - Belch Powder or Hiccup Sweets? hiccup sweets
131 - Defense Against the Dark Arts or Potions? POTIONS
132 - Fanged Frisbees or Whizzing Worms? Frisbees
133 - Zonko'a Wizarding Joke Shop or Weasley's Wizard Wheezes? Wheezes
134 - Muggle Study or Care of Magical Creatures? COMC
135 - Loony Loopy Lupin or Potter Wee Potter? Potter wee Potter
136 - Squib or Muggle? squib
137 - Herbology or Potions? POTIONS
138 - Forge or Gred? BOTH TWINS BASIL TWINS
139 - Charms or Defense Against the Dark Arts? DADA
140 - The-Boy-Who-Scored or The Chosen One? the boy who scored
141 - Prongs or Padfoot? Padfoot
142 - Transfiguration or Muggle Study? transfiguration
143 - Moony or Wormtail? moony
144 - Half-Blood or Pureblood? pureblood
145 - Wormtail or Prongs? prongs
146 - Muggle Study or Potions? POTIONS
147 - Prongs or Moony? MOONY
148 - Moony or Padfoot? MOONY
149 - Padfoot or Wormtail? padfoot
150 - Defense Against the Dark Arts or Care of Magical Creatures? DADA
151 - Snivellus or Snuffles? Snivellus
152 - Auror or Obliviator? Obliviator
153 - Unspeakable or Hit Wizard? Unspeakable
154 - Transfiguration or Potions? POTIONS
155 - Knight Bus of Hogwarts Express? Knight bus ERNIE lol
156 - Sherbert Lemon or Lemon Drop? Sherbert lemon
157 - Charms or Divination? Divination
158 - Fizzing Whizbee or Cockroach Cluster? fizzing whizbee
159 - Pine Fresh or Fortuna Major? fortuna major
160 - Astronomy or Muggle Study? astronomy
161 - Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? diagon alley
162 - Herbology or Charms? herbology
163 - Godric's Hollow or The Burrow? the burrow
164 - Azkaban Fortress or Hogwarts? azkaban
165 - Knockturn Alley or Diagon Alley? Knockturn
166 - Divination or Astronomy? Astronomy
167 - Number 12 Grimmauld Place or Malfoy Mansion? Malfoy mansion
168 - Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions or Gladrags Wizardwear?Malkins
169 - History of Magic or Charms? Charms
170 - Portkey or Apparation? Apparation
171 - Asphodel or Devil's Snare? Devils snare
172 - Care of Magical Creatures or Astronomy? COMC
173 - Fluxweed or Gillyweed? Fluxweed
174 - Defense Agaisnt the Dark Arts or Divination? DADA
175 - Mandrake or Mallowsweet? Mandrake
176 - Wolfsbane or Wormwood? Wolfsbane
177 - Defense Against the Dark Arts or Astronomy? DADA
178 - Seer or Metamorphmagus? metamorphmagus
179 - Parselmouth or Animagus? Parselmouth
180 - Muggle Study or Charms? Charms
181 - Legilimens or Occlumens? Legilimens
182 - Divination or History of Magic? Divination
183 - Moaning Myrtle or Nearly-Headless Nick? myrtle
184 - Astronomy or Charms? astronomy
185 - Room of Requirement or Mirror of Erised? room of requirement
186 - Hand of Glory or Opal Necklace? hand of glory
187 - Vanishing Cabinet or Poisonous Candles? poisoness candles
188 - Defense Against the Dark Arts or Herbology? DADA
189 - Human Fingernails or Shrunken Heads? shrunken heads
190 - Muggle Study or History of Magic? Muggle studies
191 - Cedric or Viktor? Viktor
192 - Astronomy or Herbology? herbology
193 - Fleur or Ginny? ginny
194 - Muggle Study or Divination? divination
195 - The Basalisk or Aragog? basalisk
196 - Care of Magical Creatures or Charms? COMC
197 - Centaurs or Giants? centaurs
198 - Pigwidgeon or Hidwig? hedwig
199 - Divination or Herbology? Herbology
200 - Dubledore or Voldemort?Voldemort... YES, I am a follower,i fall for the bad guys hangs head shamefully

Favorite Quotes:

"Does anyone have the heeby jeebys, no , see you are the only one that has the heeby jeebys now who wants a cookie?" -Madagascar

"NYPD that means i will knock your punkass down."-MIB

"Ms. Veronica Von. SOOOO hott. Want to touch the heiny."-Billy Madison

"Moles don't eat dirt. Worms eat dirt."-X-ray-Holes

"And what will you be doing Lancelot?" "Well, if this woman of Gawains is as beautiful as she sounds, I expect to be spending a lot of time at Gawains house." "and what will i be doing?" "Wondering at your good fortune that all your children look like me."-Lancelot-Bors-Gawain-King Arthur

"Scott youre the Diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough" -Dr. Evil-Austin Powers

Police Officer: Sir, are you classified as human? Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.-the fifth element

neo: whoa...-matrix

captain steve miller: This was supposed to be my weekend off, but no. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And, what the Hell is that smell!-independence day

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."- dark helmet-spaceballs

Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -family guy

girl: your breath smells like kittty litter
stewie: I WAS CURIOUS-family guy

Bart: Lisa is a nut, she has a rubber but, everytime she turns around it goess putt-putt.-simpsons

Jet Girl: This tank it-it-it-it-it isn't . . . Tank Girl: Isn't? Isn't? Jet Girl: Isn't . . . Tank Girl: What! Come on, just one little adjective and we'll have a whole sentence here. The tank isn't . . . glad? Sad? Mad? Lonely?

Jet Girl: It-it isn't operational-tank girl

Dogma: Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in...besides soccer.

28 days later: no no no this is an obviously shit idea. ya kno why this is a shit idea, because its really obviously a shit idea.

blade: oh fuck me...oh fuck me sideways