Hello people!
I am a 14 year old who knows WAY too much movie trivia for her own good. I also like Pirates of the Carribean ("you like pain? try wearing a corset!"), Monty Python and the Holy Grail ("its a killer bunny rabbit"..."you english scum. i fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. now go away or i shall taunt you a second time" "are you french?" "of course I am. why else would i have this rrridiculous accent you silly king"..."the holy hand grenade"..."what is your name? what is your quest? what is your favorite color?" "blue no green! aaaaaahhhhhh!"), the Austin Powers movies ("evacuation comple- *pees* com...com...evacuation com..."..."preperations a through g failed. therefore we shall call it preperation h *scot laughs* what?" "why don't you call it preperation ass cream you ass?" "im sorry. did you say you want some ice cream?" "yes i would love some chocolate ass cream"..."looks like 2 eggs and a hanky"), the Harry Potter books (but not the movies damnit. in the words of selenezana "die emma watson die" thank you very much for saying that. you made my day...not week...no month... no year), the Lord of the Rings books, and everything by Mel Brooks and/or Adam Sander. I also like action movies, including the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, Lara Croft Tomb Raider (the first not the second), the Mummy and the Mummy Returns, Mission Impossible, King Arthur was pretty good, Underworld, the Fifth Element, Jurassic Park 3, you get the idea.

I'm really bizarre. I have adhd (attention deficiency hyperactivity disorder). I'm really random. I'm really hyper. I'm easily entertained. Any questions??
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (And I tend to quote movies and use parantheses WAY too much)

I suppose you're all wondering about my pen name. Well I was watching this interview of Keanu Reeves and he said "if the Matrix was an undertaking, the Matrix Reloaded was a super-undertaking." When I told my friend what he had said, she said there is no brain (like there is no spoon and ya you get it). It became a bi inside joke and I made it my pen name.

My fan fics are probably really stupid, but you must read them anyway or I will unleash my evil army of mutated hamsters on you mwahahahahahaha.

Be warned that if you review my fan fic, I will probably read yours. Your only defense against this is to write fan fics that are more than 2 or 3 chapters long because I am insanely lazy and I get bored easily, and I won't bother to read 20 or 30 chapter long stories. Sorry. I just won't. Those of you that write 30 or 40 chapted stories have wwwwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy too much time on your hands.

For those of you still reading my profile after all this worthless random info/comments: get a life. I'm not THAT fascinating.