Evilflyngmonkeeshide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Fairy Tales. I could put up some poetry that I like, or some candy that especially tickles my palate, or even some mass of atoms that interacts with another mass of atoms that creates a facial shape which I find aesthetically pleasing, but I don't feel like that now. Maybe later. My brain is bursting with ideas, most of them crap, but perhaps a few good ones will be in there somewhere. That is up to you to decide. READ AWAY! |
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Forgivable Expectations by Jubilee3 reviews
Being a Slytherin is tough work these days. With the war brewing around her, Pansy has to deal with inner-house politics, unexpected rivals, and an undesired attraction to Dean Thomas. Includes an artistic Snape and a French Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,818 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Pansy P., Draco M.
Life in the Breakdown by shrk-bait reviews
Certain people and certain events tend to shift the dynamics of life. Sometimes those shifts can make all the difference. An examination of James Potter's classes, commitments, and courtships as seen through his slanted, yet amusing breakdown of life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 7/18/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Newton Knows Best by charmingly-holly reviews
Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Ginny Weasley and the Curse of the Firstborn by annie penrose reviews
Ginny Weasley is bound by a blood curse to marry Draco Malfoy and to live with him a year and a day. What will happen when she finds him to be...not exactly the man she thought he was? Love, possibly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Weasel and the Kneazle by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,652 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Discovering Distraction by Adelaide E reviews
Ron has become more annoying than usual. And everybody knows annoying is a close sibling of sexy. Wait...it's not? Crap. Now Hermione's overactive mind has to find another reason to explain why she found him so distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Ha Ha, Suckers! by She's a Star reviews
. . . The Epic Adventures of Mark Evans. (Inspired by a certain FAQ poll result on jkrowling.com)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
Harry Potter is on FIRE! by Darkboy77 reviews
WARNING:Insane story inside. Do not bump, shake, ingest, throw, or expose to crazy and ridiculous amounts of radiation. ((((((IT... IS... FINISHED!)))))) THE LAST CHAPTER: Voldemort's power is in his... wait, this can't be right... HIS POWER'S IN HIS-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,771 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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The Garment of Concentrated Evil reviews
“Hermione,” he asked between chuckles, “are you talking to my jumper?” The first of several chapters detailing Hermione's trip to insanity and back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Wrong Gone Potion The reviews
You all thought that Harry taking remedial potions was just a cover story, but what if it was true…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Neville L.
Those Darling Nicknames reviews
Draco and Hermione are obviously going to get together. I mean, it’s written in the stars, and all that jazz. Plus, they have such darling nicknames for each other (not!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
MY Fancy Fairy Tale reviews
You think you know fairy tales? WRONG! Here is the real fairy tale which all others were based off of! Read and be amazed, my amigos!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2005
The Young and the Moronic reviews
What! Hermione likes Ron! Pshhhh, that’s crazy talk! Wait, then why is Ron more confused than normal, and Hermione even more controlling? Surely we must investigate….
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.