About Me:

Name: Alannah (A-LAR-NA) not (A-LAIN-ER) or (A-LAN-NA). Sorry people always get my name wrong and its Annoying :D

Age: I don't think you need to know

Nicknames: Banana or Narna

Hair colour: Blonde

Eye colour: Grey turning Black

Country: England

Favourite Book: The Kane Chronicles: The Thrones Of Fire!!!

Favourite Series: The Kane Chronicles!!!

Favourite Author: Rick Riordan

I also like Harry potter(J.K Rowling) , Percy Jackson(Rick Riordan), Starcrossed(Josephine Angelini), Skulduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy), Hush, Hush series(Becca Fitzpatrick), The Joshua Files (M.G. Harris), H.I.V.E. (Mark Walden) and The Saga of Darren Shan (Darren Shan)

Favourite TV program: Don't know, been so obsessed with this, I haven't watched TV in a long time!!!:D

Favourite song: Bring me Back to Life Everscence

My Life:

Hi im Alannah, which is why my nicknames Banana. Strange name I know. What's funny is my Best friend is also called Alana, no joke. im am very tomboyish, i mean pink is just as horrible colour and high heels are death traps!!! My Primary school was so little that when I was in year 6 there was only 52 pupils in Key Stage 2! I now go to high school and I am friends to pretty much everyone in my class. Im one of those people who aren't bad but always forgets homework and has to do it before the class.

I have unruly, I mean unruly, wavy blonde hair, which goes past my shoulders. My mum say it always looks like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards and when its straightened it makes me look older. Sorry but id rather look and act like a 8 year old then look like a 15 year old and still act like a 8 year old. I also have bluey grey eyes that some times go a dark green. o.0

My Favourite memory that's not related to school had been the time when I was about 9 and I, Alana, her younger bro Dale and Aaron went Cadbury world (chocolate Factory) and at the playground people were waiting to go onto the slide. 5 mins later and the queue hadn't moved. I’d already shouted at some people for staying on the slide.

I walked over to the slide and met Dale- who was at the front- to find a 15 year old sitting in the slide. I said “Can I help you” and he just told me to get lost. So I said “I will if you get down.” He said make me and I sighed. I climbed into the slide and started to kick him down. He started swearing at me asking what I was doing and just replied “Getting you down” after he reached the bottom he climbed out and stomped away. I said that they could go down and walked away.

Later on when me and Alana where on those springy Animal things someone came up to me and asked if I was a boy or a girl, mind you I had short messy hair, a Man u top(please don’t hate me) and track-suit bottoms. I replied “Girl” and walked away. Alana heard someone say “Ha you just got owned by a girl,” and my only guess was that he was the other dudes’ friend.

When we were walking back to the car we saw the dude walking to his car he said “Hey” and I replied “Hey” back, he said he didn’t mind me kicking and that there were no hard feelings. :D

Favourite quotes:

From the Kane Chronicles:

"You're Bes, I guess?" I said. "Yes," he said. "Your car's a mess," Liz muttered. "If one more person rhymes," Emma grumbled, "I'll throw up."

"Sadie, I can't intervene." He turned up his palms in frustration. "I told you when we first met, this isn't an actual physical body." "Shame," I mumbled. "What?" "Nothing. Go on."

"That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything."

Our Baboon was going completely sky goddess-which is to say nuts.

Percy Jackson:

"You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
"Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily.
"Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer."

"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"

"Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die."

"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

"Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure."

"It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-"
"You invented the internet?"
It was my idea, Martha said.
Rats are delicious, George said.
"It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the internet, not the rats. But that's not the point."

"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week."

"Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.”
You both sound like my mother,” I said.
Shut up!” they both said in union."

"Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"
I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just by uncapping it.
"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"
"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."
"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"
"Well, yeah."
"Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)"

"You weren't able to talk sense into him?"
Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death."
I see. You tried the diplomatic approach."

"Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth!"

"I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.
The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!"

"Aretmis gripped her bow. “Let us pray I am wrong.”
Can goddesses pray?"

"You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks."

"Hades smiled coldly. "Hello, Father. You're looking...young."
"Hades," Kronos growled. "I hope you and the ladies have come to pledge your allegiance."
"I'm afraid not." Hades sighed. "My son here convinced me that perhaps I should prioritize my list of enemies." He glanced at me with distaste. "As much as I dislike certain upstart demigods, it would not do for Olympus to fall. I would miss bickering with my siblings. And if there is one thing we agree on - it is that you were a TERRIBLE father."

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

"And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!"
Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. "The wine dude?"
"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine!"
"My figurine."
"In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!"
"Ah." Mr.D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. "Well, that's...gratifying."

"Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter."

"Are you suggesting that the gods have trouble acting together, young lady?" Dionysus asked.

Yes, Lord Dionysus."

Mr. D nodded. "Just checking. You're right, of course. Carry on."

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."

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The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy, whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth, whenever a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature, For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke, when my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron, whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''.

I promise to remember Tyson, whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia, whenever a friend is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse, whenever I see someone that gives me a fright,

I promise to remember Bianca, whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico, whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe, whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel, whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stoll’s, whenever my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf, whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena, whenever a friend takes one for the team.

I promise to remember Michael Yew, whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares, whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth, whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos, whenever I see someone going against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go.