Ok...this is my new profile, since i have grown older i have obviously changed stories and intrests and obviously i've gotten a lot of my script format stories kicked off FF shakes fist at FF people and evil people who report stuff for fun Anyway here is my new profile! Yay!

Lord of the Holy Grail: So far i have 8 chapters, and i will try to update a lot, but highschool really takes its toll on people so its kinda hard to update. I'll prolly work on the 9th chapter today, and i'll try to update daily, but there is no promise. I have successfully written 24 chapters and am nearing the end of this story by like 4 chapters left!

After the End of all things: Ok...i really hate this story with a burning passion, and i have no idea why i even tried to write a romance story. In this case i am flaming myself on my own freaking awful story. This is story is officially over, and it ends with they all ended up dying...i'll write it in just in case you are wondering and you don't read this.

50 Orcs or not: Well, i finished this story a long time ago, considering i wrote it for an Algebra 1 project in 7th grade, yes i took Algebra 1 in 7th grade, i'm classified as a nerd, but i don't really care. This story is not really meant for your entertainment i just thought, oh what the heck, sure i'll post it.

LOTR meets Futurama: This story was kind of an experiement that didn't go too well, maybe i'll update it in the future, but the chances are not likely.

The Island Parody: Ahh...my newest parody. I tried to write it in non-script form, but the chapter i did that to ended up being kinda lame. So please don't report me on this story, it is my cool parody that i don't think i have saved to my compy. Oh, and also review, but take note to my coment on those of you who like to flame for no reason or who don't give constructive flames that are worth my reading time. This also goes for all my other stories too. I'll update this story regularly too.

The Somewhat humerous story of Achilles and LOTR: Another one of my failed expiriments, i don't know if i'll ever decide to work on this one again. It is really random, but thats what makes my stories funny a lot of the time and some of my good old fashion humour which a lot of people happen to like, that was only for people who don't think i'm funny. Anyway i have no clue what the future is for that story.

Treasure Island Screwed: Ok...my friends and i wrote this story to make fun of our evil english reading book, Treasure Island...we will have to write it as a team, or else it won't work, so the updates will be slow on this one.

Willy Wonka's Worst Fear: This is basically a humorous story about 5 girls who are in an orchestra, 3 of which play clarinet, one plays tenor sax, and one plays flute. BTW clarinets are better than saxophones. Anyway, in this story Willy Wonka ends up having all of them as his heir. How ever will he survive taking Sarra to youth symphony, lessons, wind orchestra, honor bands and swim practice, Rachael to volleyball, different clarinet teacher than Sarra lessons, wind orchestra, and some honor bands, Jamie to soccer, same clarinet teacher as Rachael, wind orchestra, and some honor bands, Elise to flute lessons, some honor bands, and wind orchestra, Sabrina to sax lessons, some honor bands, swim practice, and of course wind orchestra. Of course on top of all that will he be able to stand their summer concert, along with their other friends? Take them to school? Deal with girl issues? Deal with visiting families? Take them to school? We won't know till I write more.

I LOVE YOU: This story is completely random and completely pointless, but I just felt like writing it. It has nothing to do with the origional characters, personally I don't care if you flame it or review it, thats you're choice.

Future stories:

Moulin Rouge?

A Parody on what was formerly known as Star Wars

A Charlie and the Chocolate Factory/LOTR/Star Wars parody

Lord of the what?

Ok...anyways i would type you some of my favorite quotes, but i'm far too lazy to do so, so anyways enjoy my new profile. Never ever ask questions about my hilariously long screen name, and if you're going to flame someone, flame them with taste. Also don't do drugs, stay in school, and for all you other orchestra people like me, PRACTICE!