SammyItsColdOutside
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Joined 06-22-11, id: 3012427, Profile Updated: 09-05-11
Author has written 11 stories for Glee, and Harry Potter.

Hi my dear, dear visitor. I am Sam, as in "Sam" and not anything else you might have thought of at first.
As it turns out, I'm not a total bitchface, although I can be - a quality of mine that helped land me a comfy, nice place in the Slytherin house.

Language
English is not my first language, but since I live in a nice country, I've read it since the beginning of time, and I'd say I'm relatively good with it. I prefer to write my FanFiction in Swedish first, to later translate it, but sometimes I simply write them in English first. There is a difference, I can assure you.

Fandoms
As you may have noticed, I write FanFiction for the Glee and Harry Potter fandom, in which Glee is what interests me the most right now.
The pairings I like to write about (yet not necessarily what I ship) is Klaine, Samcedes, Chevans, Kurtofsky and lots of Sam related friendships. (Kurt and Sam might or might not be my favourite characters.)
In my HP fics, I only write Wolfstar. Sad, angsty Wolfstar that still manages to make me smile, because I'm creepy in that way.

Goodbye Sam Evans
When I'm telling you this, I've published a One-Shot called "Piano Keys", which is the first one in a series of One-Shots I have plans on writing. They will all be in a collection, because let's face it, that's what a series is. This collection is called "Goodbye Sam Evans", and will be One-Shots from the POV of each New Directions member. Hopefully. I've only written the one for Mike, Rachel, Kurt and Mercedes.
They will turn up here when I have time to write them to my computer.

I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How To Dance With You
I'm currently writing and uploading chapters for a Blainchel/Klaine multichap, and if you are indeed visiting my page, then I want you to read it. It's set from BIOTA and parts from canon from there.
I haven't decided if I'm going to let it stay light-hearted and joyfully painful a la season one Kurt, or if I'm putting in some angst. Either way, it will be good. I hope. I believe.

Other information you might want
I have a tumblr. Tumblr is very important to me, so find me there - I post/reblog Glee, HP, How I Met Your Mother and good, funny stuff.
URL: kloffeetime @ tumblr

I go to school during the weeks and stuff, and therefore I'll probably be uploading most fics on weekends. Stay tuned, or whatever they say.

To All of My Readers, if not so many, who review and favourite my stories - Thank You. I can begin to explain how much it means, but I won't. It means a lot, though.

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The Evolution of Klaine Etcetera: Facebook Style by KlaineOnTheBrain reviews
Facebook fic, covering RIB's canon starting with Silly Love Songs. Heavily features The Warblers and Klaine. Please don't shoot me for hopping on the Facebook bandwagon, I simply couldn't resist.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Home is where the heart is or something by Timonx3 reviews
"Once" was a lie. Jesse actually comes over to Puck's flat at least once a week. Sometimes Puck drives to Jesse instead, but he's only done, like, twice.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Puck, Jesse sJ. - Complete
What You Want, Baby, I Got It by klemonademouth reviews
Outtake from epilogue of We'll All Float On, derived from this line: "Kurt stepped forward, sliding his hands over Blaine's hips and breathing in his ear, 'you are so getting laid tonight.'" Not necessary to have read WAFO to read. Klaine. NC-17.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Body Language by rayychel infinity reviews
The way a person moves can tell a lot about them. It's up to the interpreter to understand just what those things are. Kurt wonders where, how, and why things went slightly wrong.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
On a scale from one to red by Crazy4Moony reviews
"Remus," Sirius began sternly, a stubborn set to his jaw, "how much, on a scale from one to blue, do you love me?" Sirius has some questions that need answering, and no unfilled red chart is going to stop him from reaching his goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
As It Should Be by remuslives23 reviews
John Lupin had expected it, had been waiting for it ever since he caught Remus sneaking soiled sheets into the washing machine when he was thirteen and, at his wife's amused insistence, had sat him down for a halting talk about the birds and the bees.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horribly Unlikely Fanfiction by Sharap'n reviews
Have you ever noticed how incredibly implausible most FanFiction plotlines are? I have. Chapter Five: It's the marriage law that doesn't make any sense! And don't forget the Very Sexy But Also Mysterious American Girl, here to save the day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How To Dance With You reviews
Blaine and Rachel goes on a date after her party. Then another date. Then another one. Kurt needs to get Blaine out of this relationship - or rather, he needs to get Blaine into a relationship with Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Those Three Words I Said Too Much reviews
In which Dave writes Kurt a letter and puts it in his locker, and Kurt replies.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Defining Love and Wedding Speeches reviews
This is basically the Kliss scene from Blaine's POV. And some future!Klaine on that.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Breakfast Laughters and Somewhere Only We Know reviews
Blaine was There. He'd been very close before, but now he's definitely There. The only problem was, he didn't know it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Piano Keys reviews
Mike tries to play the piano, but it doesn't go well - Sam is there to help him, though, even if plays it just as badly.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Mike C., Sam E. - Complete
Letters
Remus is waiting for Sirius to come home, and writes him a letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Waiting
Remus had always been waiting, for everything. It would not be a lie if he said that his entire life had been one long wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Footsteps reviews
At first, Remus thought Sirius left him. Actually, he simply missed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Kiss reviews
The only thing Remus was sure of, conserning a kiss, was that Sirius would definately not push him away, or attempt to hurry off to save the world - or The Boy Who Lived, for that matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
First Kisses and Fist Throwings reviews
David Karofsky is wonderful. No. He is actually a douche bag. That, he is. How can I ever think to call him wonderful, you ask?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Car Drives and Simple Couches reviews
Future!Klaine - After a seven year long relationship, Blaine has finally proposed, and Kurt goes for a drive to gather his thoughts. Rated T for slightly rough language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete