Step right up! Step right up! Get your kakasaku oneshots here! We have fluff. We have angst. We have tense intellectual discussions about the meaning of life. (No, that last one is a lie.) A repository for mouseymightymarvellous' assorted tumblr oneshots. Ongoing project, oneshots individually tagged at the start of each chapter.

Across multiple planets, galaxies, universes, their destinies intertwine. 50 single word prompts. (Reylo) Chapter 40: Free

Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive. Modern-day AU.

The rain seemed to be nothing but a constant reminder of everything that went wrong in his life. "Ben! Come outside with me!" And then there was Rey. Modern AU. Rated T for Use of Forbidden F Word.

Our past is what defines us; what shapes us into the people we are. And Sakura… Sakura would've never guessed Kakashi was the product of so much suffering. With every strange dream, another piece of the puzzle is found; and with every vision, they grow a step closer to completion. NEW PUBLISH DATE: 23/4/2017

Kakashi and Sakura's apartment was just getting too small and a mishap happens. Modern AU

"You look like you haven't slept in months, Kakashi." Before he could respond, her hands went down to his waist and she tugged at the hem of his pants. Unsurprisingly, there was slack. "And you've lost weight." A thought crossed her mind, making her blood go cold as she realized. She cut him off with a glare, "You picked up the mask again, didn't you?" Inspired by Heal by Tom Odell

Kakashi was never Sakura's sensei. They meet as adults.

An ongoing collection of kakasaku scenes.

Kiba tells Sakura some news that ends up completely mortifying her.

Sakura goes to use Kakashi's computer for something and finds something very interesting on there.

KakaSaku Same Age AU. Kakashi and Sakura are put on the same Genin team with Naruto-sensei having to deal with their shenanigans. Featuring Duck-butt hair, Sasuke as the third wheel/member. *Drabble series*

"This is all your fault!" Haruno glared at the man across from her, whispering angrily in the dark. "My fault? This is your fault!" Kakashi spat back at her. She rolled her eyes at him and muttered curses under her breath. "Whatever. Who knows how long we're going to have to stay down here?"

"She kisses him again, and then hurries out the door before Sokka can investigate. Zuko follows at a more sedate pace, keeping his stupid smile to himself. This holiday season will be fantastic, and it's not even Christmas yet." Two fic(lets) for Zutara Month 2016. The rest are on Tumblr/AO3

"So, why aren't you out there dancing?" She felt herself blush and looked away from him. She bit her lip and tried to think of how to respond without sounding pathetic. "Well, um…" "Would you like to dance?" 1940's AU. Inspired by by Christina Aguilera's Candyman music video.

Sakura considered their first kiss a bit of a disappointment, but Kakashi more than made up for it – kakasaku

A collection of fluffy, sappy and sometimes humoristic stories about our favorite shinobi. Rating and genre vary for each story – kakasaku

"Come on, you'll play with us, won't you?" Kakashi wanted to say no, that he really did need to study. He had an exam tomorrow. But when he met her hopeful jade eyes and flushed cheeks, he couldn't. He nodded and smiled at her. "Alright, Sakura-senpai." Written for Kakasaku Secret Santa 2016 fro kyo-chans on Tumblr.

Kakashi trying to learn how to deal with having twin teenage girls.

He glanced down at his hand wrapped around her wrist and moved it to where his fingers were interlocked with hers. When he looked back up to meet her eyes, his voice sounded small, the most vulnerable she'd ever heard Hatake Kakashi. "Please stay."

In a world where Kakashi was just a civilian and Sakura has a crush on the mysterious man at her favorite bakery.

At a bar with Sakura, Kakashi gains a little liquid courage and hits on her.

Same Age AU: Kakashi is starting to become confused about his feelings towards a certain teammate and he goes to Naruto-sensei for some advice. Prompt from bassclarinet-jesus on Tumblr. The beginning is inspired by some fanart I saw going around Tumblr and I think most Kakasaku shippers will know what I'm talking about.

Sakura's pregnant and Kakashi may be acting just a little overprotective. But Sakura's learned how to have her fun with it. Prompt from mysincereapology on Tumblr.

She was the worst.

She spoke in a low and quiet voice in case Kakashi had fallen back asleep, "I have nightmares, too. Nightmares that shake me awake in the middle of the night."

"I would've had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn't want to wake you." Prompt from meliss-cake on Tumblr.

The morning after Sakura has a one night stand with a silver haired stranger she met at a bar. Written for Kakasaku Week 2016 Day 6: Prompt: Walk of Shame/Stride of Pride

Shizune and Genma die unexpectedly on a mission, leaving their newborn to Kakashi and Sakura. Written for Kakasaku Week 2016 Day 5: Prompt: Movie AU

Sakura is hurt on a mission with Kakashi and the next thirty seconds might be her last. Written for Kakasaku Week 2016 Day 4: Prompt: Countdown

Sakura bakes Kakashi cookies for his birthday and for some reason he won't let anyone else have any. Written for KakaSaku Week 2016 day one. Prompt: Salty.

Three couples. Three defining moments. Because every relationship has a turning point. [Lily and James; Fleur and Bill; Hannah and Neville]

Sakura and Sasuke have been married for over a decade, but things are far from perfect, and Sakura's beginning to realize that maybe she deserves better. KakaSaku

A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU

Her kiss was fire and embers and ash.

Drabble (Flash Fiction Project). Side story to "Thinking Out Loud". When most people move out, it's because they want to. For Chihiro, it's more of a necessity, but even she can't deny the excitement of the possibility of moving in with someone she loves. Tadashi/OC

There is always that one person who enters your life out of nowhere, and suddenly means the world to you. They are the ones who make you strong when you feel weak and the ones who make you feel like you belong when you think you do not. Kakasaku.

Minato knew his wife was gorgeous. It therefore came as no surprise to him, that when Kushina's pregnancy began to show, the healthy glow exuding from the woman only served to heighten her allure. However, to Minato's chagrin, he noticed other men picking up on this new found vitality in Kushina and being hypnotically drawn to it, much like him. Minakushi. Pre-series.

Small insights into the beginnings and relationship between Kakashi and Sakura. My dumping ground for drabbles and oneshots, usually prompt related.

Tonks is always finding herself in the same place: Remus's bed. But he just won't talk to her about it, and she knows it's because he thinks he's dirty. She knows that eventually he'll learn to love himself. Just like he's learned to secretly love her.

He hadn't been planning on entering the tournament until one of the snooty princes issued a challenge for Yona's hand. What a nuisance. — Hak:Yona, in another timeline.

Being shirtless for the first time in your girlfriend's room is always awkward, especially when you're taking it slow. However, soon the warm atmosphere will heat up a little differently. YamatoXMei, Rated M (not a lemon).

Sirius knows there's something different the day his best friend asks him if he looks alright. He hasn't asked him things like that since they were fourteen and waiting outside the girl's bathroom to gawk at Mallory Davis. And he doesn't see what the big deal is because it's just Tonks.

Remus and Tonks, two unlikely souls, find their way to each other and realize it's a little bit perfect, if only he'd stop calling her Nymphadora already. Rated K (except for one part that makes it to M)

"Give it to me, Kakashi," she demands through her panting breaths. The lights on the Christmas tree – red and green and warm gold – flash in steady rhythm, playing with the lines of his predatory grin. "If you want it, take it."

"If it makes him go back to Tonks, it'll be worth it, won't it?" The aftermath of Harry's harsh words to his father's best friend. Remus Lupin thinks back over his childhood, his schooldays as a marauder, the terrible years of war and the love that has grown between himself and Nymphadora Tonks. He thinks he doesn't deserve her. What will change his mind? Complete

"So what do you think about having a kid with me, Sakura?" - A family focused one-shot [KakaSaku]

She was the one thing he couldn't stand to lose. ―MeixYamato

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

In which Kakashi attempts to woo his favorite student. 100 word drabble anthology.

Also known as The Problem with Being a Metamorphmagus.

This isn't love, she always thought. But perhaps it was only a matter of time until their story began to take on the form of an unfinished love letter. Tragic Jiraiya/Tsunade, evolved from canon. One-shot.

A one shot about the relationship progression between Remus and Tonks in Harry's fifth year; when Remus was first amused, then impressed, then seriously smitten by Tonks.

Every day, Tonks, being her usual inexorable, hope-for-the-best self, every day she tries to smooth out the world but it is crumpled and crinkled, and the part where Remus sits, it is torn. Remus and Tonks, throughout the books.

A collection of my Kakasaku gift-fics and stories from my tumblr. Chapter 9: He was the same Kakashi he had always been; he was just missing another part of himself now… Or at least, that's what he told himself.

Shameless smut. Not going to split hairs over it. Remus and Tonks. Loving sweet Remus vs passionate Remus ruled by emotion. Which is your favorite?

Will attempts to surprise Tessa without much success. Wessa drabble.

Under the table and out of sight, a rough fingertip wrote a message into her palm. 'I love you.' Yes, this was a hand she would most willingly take. A semi-historical AU inspired by the manga," A Bride's Story".

What happens when Bill meets an old girlfriend for the first time after being mauled by Greyback?

"So, I really need to beat the piss out of someone right now." The kunoichi pulled her finger-less gloves from her side pouch. As she roughly shoved them on, Sakura pinned him with a challenging stare. "I want to remind you that you already offered."

Modern Day AU. In which, Tessa orders a pizza, and something accidentally slips from her mouth. "Well, I hope you're not expecting a discount on the pizza just because we confessed our undying love for each other." One-shot.

30 Days. 30 prompts. 30 different KakaSaku short stories. Done for the Last Fan Standing Challenge on the KakaSaku Dreamwidth community for the month of January.

If it hadn't been for Anko, Kakashi probably would never have talked to Sakura again. KakaSaku.

Minato is a heap of nerves, Kushina does not believe a thing he says, and they're not even in their thirties yet and Minato thinks he's having a mid-life crisis. Oh god. MinaKushi One-shot/drabble

Kakashi has always been a man of the senses. His mornings are no different. A dissection of Kakasaku mornings based on the five senses. Sense 5: Touch. Now complete.

Katara tries to be quiet. Really, she does.

On growing up, falling down, and why it's perfectly possible to do both at once. KAKASAKU.

Series of 50 KakaSaku drabbles. Will range from humor, drama, to fluff. If the rating changes, it'll change. Crossposted to Ao3

Small instances of Remus and Tonks's life together, snagged from all across time, each in thirty words or less.

"Naruto? Did you poopy in your pants?" "No!", Being a ninja means having the word normal chucked out the window; being the parents of one Namikaze Naruto, the term has been tosed half way across the continent. no kyuubi attack, MinaKush

In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.

There are lies we tell to save ourselves from pain, and words that we wish we had the chance to say. Sequel to 'To love a man.'

Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku

Sokka's eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw that they were practically sprawled across the kitchen table. "AND OH MY GOD I EAT THERE." Written for Zutara Week "Caught". Modern day. Sokka catches Zuko and Katara in a compromising position.

When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON

She's a working girl. He should be arresting her. But somehow she only feels at home with him. And it scares her. AU, modern setting MinatoxKushina ONESHOT

KakaSaku. Kakashi keeps losing the keys to his apartment.

Kakashi doesn't know if he should hate himself as he sits at the edge of his bed and lets her seduce him. It's all just a ricochet of his own life coming back at him, from suggesting her teacher to his own demons eating him from the inside. Vague lime...?

When Kakashi was 5 years old his father defended him, and when Kakashi was 20 years old he defended his father. And then a fiery woman named Sakura bashed her way into his life and when Kakashi was 50 years old he was glad of it. Parallel views of a life. Crossposted to Ao3

Sakura was sheltered all her life, and right now in this moment she hasn't ever been happier about that. If she had met him after she already knew him, he would never have looked at her even once. Crossposted on Ao3

No one ever left the Empress's company the same way, and perhaps that was why he sought her. AU. Prize fic for the Kakasaku Tarot Art contest.

Wrapping or unwrapping things from around a woman's legs is generally a sensual thing, but for Kakashi and Sakura they will leave that for when she returns home alive rather than exchanging a distracting and potentially fatal "good luck" charm. Crossposted to Ao3

It's a little spark of passion wrapped in a paper and meant to burn. KakaSaku.

Why Kakashi hated innocent little Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura-at least why he said so. A conversation between Kakashi and Sarutobi as to the fate of "Team Seven" - Crossposted on Ao3

If you want to be healed, go to Tsunade. If you want loyalty, go to Naruto. If you want both in the same place? Go find the Hatakes. Crossposted on Ao3

He'd tell her, when she woke, that he was madly in love with her, and he'd ask if they could change their relationship status from Kind of Dating to something else entirely. Like Lovers or Old Married People, something concrete. Something to hold on to. Crossposted to Ao3

Because Kakashi never expected to have daughters, why would he have expected a pink haired son? Completed one-shot. Crossposted to Ao3

It's not always easy to love someone, but sometimes it's all you have left.

Kissing her lasts for only a moment, almost equal to three human heartbeats. Rated T for implications. One-shot. SwakoxKazehaya, of course.

Kushina and Minato are in love. What else is there to say?

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.

Minato chooses the worst time to say all the things that matter. Kushina wonders if that's supposed to be a genius thing.

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

He broke curses. He studied so that people couldn't be held captive under magical control of any type. Fleur Delacour's effect on him seemed almost like a personal offense.

30 different kisses. 30 different facets of the lives of Hatake Kakashi and Haruno Sakura.

Words are the basis of language. Words express things. Words...aren’t always needed. .:Kakasaku:.

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

Any way one looked at it, Jiraya was just too old.

Kakashi wasn't as much of a romantic as he was a man cursed with the ability to feel. [onesided Kakasaku]

KakaSaku. How does one hardened shinobi transition to a point in life where he’s ready to accept change? Will consist of eleven shorts

[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.