I'm a six-foot something three hundred and twenty pound beginning martial artist andTranscendentalist Mage who is studying English Literature at a university in the frozen north where I share a bathroom with the next Norman Bates.

Yes, you read that first sentence correctly. (All I wanted was a nice quiet little life where I'm bored out of my skull because nothing ever happens. Is that really too much to ask?)

I'll have a Livejournal link soon.

If you want to know more, just look up polar bears in the dictionary, I really am just like one.

Mmm... Harper seal...