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Joined 06-21-11, id: 3010012, Profile Updated: 07-31-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hai. If I write something, you probably shouldn't read it, for I suck a little. But yeah. ^^

Pairings: SemexUke

HP:
DracoxHarry
SiriusxLupin
LunaxHermione
VoldemortxBellatrix
SnapexHarry
SnapexDumbledore
FredxGeorge
SnapexLily

Death Note:
LightxL
MattxNear

Host Club:
HikaruxKaoru
MorixHunny
KyoyaxTamaki
TamakixHaruhi
KyoyaxNekozawa


Avatar:
ZukoxAang
KataraxToph
Ty LeexSokka
TophxZuko
SukixKatara

Feel free to suggest a pairing/story you think i might like. I will gladly check it out.

I am a HEEEUUUGGEEE fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, Harry Potter and Ouran High School Host Club. Just thought I would let you know :D

Name: Nikohl
Age:
13
Gender:Female
Loves: Yaoi, Yuri, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, books, seriously philosophical talks, Avatar: The Last Airbender(show), and lots of other stuff. Dubstep.
Hates: You. ( ...JK! :D But seriously. Most people, children from 4-7, the sun, allergies, Deep Jungle boss, Avatar: The Last Airbender(movie), and a whole lot of other CRAP.
Phobias:Spiders, Needles, Heights, Doctors, Death, Dolls. (the dark)

Hmm, btw. In my story, The Dodo Bird and The Pineapple, I say my boyfriend forced me to write it. Uhm. Typo. xD I accidently wrote bestfriend and my computer fixed it automatticaly without my knowledge. Not that you care. And i dont feel like going to fix it. So, stfu.

Ai dunno. I doubt you care about all this anyways. But ask, and i will most likely tell. :D
...Btw, I basically wrote chapter four in a story called The First Cigarette. I went by Raito there. Please don't read it. Kthxbai.

-insert copy+paste stuff hur-

Number your top ten Harry Potter characters:

1. Draco Malfoy
2. Harry Potter
3. Luna Lovegood
4. Sirius Black
5. Bellatrix Lestrange
6. Dumbledore
7. Hagrid
8. Remus Lupin
9. The Giant Squid
10. Buckbeak

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?
Uhm, noooooo...

Do you think 3 is hot?
Yes I do.

What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
Well...There would have to be some gender investigations...

Do you recall any good fics about 9?
Uhm. Nu.

4/8 or 4/9?
DEFINAITLY 4/8! Love that pairing! Besides, I dont think Sirius is into that...

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

No. Not in my eyes, anyways.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a relationship?
Well, he would probably wonder how that even started...But I really don't know.

Make a summary of at least 20 words out of a 2/6 fic.
Harry was worried. What if he got caught? He couldn't bear the ridicule that would come with being in love with the headmaster. Still, he trudged up the hallway that would lead to his happiness, and soon forgot his worries in the arms of Albus Dumbledore.

Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?
Uhm, noo, sorry.

Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic
.
Shushing Insanity

What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce one?

I don't...think...uhm...no...

If you wrote a songfic about 10, what song would you use?
Hippogriffs Deserve to Die by Draco and The Malfoys. Its a real song, I promise. Obviously in Draco's POV

If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Love triangle, Some slash, Eventual LL/AD/RL threesome. I don't know. I dont. Know.

What pick up line would 8 use on 5?
Oh, god. What is this, I dont even...Uhm. Would he even use pickup lines? I dont think so. He is very uke.

Challenge: Write a drabblefic about 10/8.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.

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Punishable Ridiculousness by TalaDentro reviews
My most ridiculous crack fic yet! We find our hero Harry Potter wandering about the Forbidden Forest with his unicorn Siegfried who is a lesbian . What does a green flower and a red squirrel have to do with it? You'll have to read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
PCP Plot Bunnies by TalaDentro reviews
Question: What happens when characters decide to argue with the author? Answer: The author gets distracted and ends up writing a crack fic! Lucius x Harry slash craziness! I don't know what happened, things just took a turn for the much odder than usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
If Harry Were Gay by TalaDentro reviews
Song-fic. Ron just wants Harry to know that he'd still like him...if he were gay. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harkey The Crack Turkey by TalaDentro reviews
The promised crack version of my Thanksgiving story. Stands on its own, you don't need to read one to understand the other. Slash, Snarry plus 1, DracoxRon, Character Fatality, a Pokemon makes an appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Excuses by TalaDentro reviews
Parody/Crackfic: Harry missed a Transfiguration lesson and shows up twenty minutes late for the next one. McGonagall confronts! Randomness insues! Slash! Kinda OOC! Commas and exclamation points galore! Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Immortal Parody by AlwynneaRune reviews
When Alwyn and Calisto meet Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and unwillingly befriend her, crazy things are bound to happen, and they do. Draco/Harry, Mild SLASHY GOODNESS. Don't read if you don't like slash or My Immortal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - OC, Draco M.
It's a Beautiful Lie by Anaki Starsong reviews
A multi Chapter fic about Karkat, John, Dave, and Sollux all as humans in college I wrote for AO3 and have compressed into one long story here with Chapter titles : Please enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,912 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Hive Offer by Fangirl0 reviews
What if Gamzee repeated his offer for Tavros to visit his hive and share some pie? PB&J Rated Teen for: language, getting high on pies, a little blood, and sloppy make-outs
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
My Immortal Commentary by AlwynneaRune reviews
I comment on the atrocity that is My Immortal while attempting to keep all of the brain cells I currently have. SPOILER ALERT: I fail. I've lost most of my brain cells.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,673 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
My Life Is Over by NickiForDraco reviews
Harry is dragged to a game of truth or dare by Hermione and Padma. Little did he know that they had invited a few Slytherins along, Slytherins with blonde hair, stormy eyes and porcelain skin. Great.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
James Potter is Thick by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Sirius and Remus think James needs some stronger glasses if he really doesn't realise what's going on... RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Color White by DoYouFallToo reviews
"Behind a comforting facade of white, all true colors are hidden from view." Story inspired by Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011
Miss You by gaytard6969 reviews
Harry is missing his boyfriend- Draco. Draco, being the clever person he is- develops a way to talk somewhat face-to-face with Harry, and finds out that the boy's Aunt and Uncle are treating him worse than usual. But why? Rated T for language! DRACOxHARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by thewinchestersangel reviews
Draco tries to convince Harry to go out with him. A Dialogue-Only Practice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Closet by followmedown97 reviews
Just a simple game of truth or dare, but how could it lead to something so, so. Well, mature. BxB no like, no read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
X's and O's and why Haruhi doesn't like music by renascence reviews
Haruhi finds them on the couch and she's shocked. Find out why. T/K post-valentines day one-shot. I know it's late, I'm sorry. Review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Mating Habits and Revenge by NaughtypastryChef reviews
HP/DM, SS/RL, SF/PP, TN/HG, GW/BZ. Hogwarts has a talent show; Draco Malfoy is more and yet less perceptive than we think. Crack/Song fic. Non-canon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Define Normal by DarogaDaae reviews
Normal" was long gone, but maybe... Maybe this type of not-normal would be okay... MattxNear, not explicit
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
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The Nameless reviews
A strange man comes to Hogwarts seeking the two best students to go on a quest. Harry is chosen, along with...well, an unpleasant person, to say the least. Will he succeed? Eventual Drarry, don't like, don't read. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Dodo Bird and The Pineapple reviews
The Pineapple will end it all. My first fic, pure crack, because i was forced to post and write it. Slash, sexual references, foul language. Many pairings. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete