In which I take a crack at writing various one-shots for those crazy Strider boys.

When John arrives on the meteor, he never got the memo about Gamzee, who finds him and becomes obsessed with taking something else that calms his Highblood psychosis.

Kankri decides to have some fun with himself after caving into his urges.

Equius hates to be disturbed when working on his lab, but what happens when Tavros needs his help? Little Tavros is in for a surprise! EquiusxTavros/ Yaoi/ LEMON WARNING!/ oneshot

The kids and trolls are having a sleepover, but Sollux refuses to sleep. Karkat won't stand for it. But what happens if their horns are messed with?

He has a process around the whole thing. Masturbation, that is. Equius Zahhak, prideful, STRONG blueblood that he is, has a process around jerking it.

John is overly self conscious but has an awesome boyfriend who takes care of him.

JohnDave smuff and general boyfriends being cute. Okay it's all smuff I can't lie to you. They do it once at Dave's and once at John's.

Dirk and Jake had been dating for a year, and with the distance between them it's hard to keep the relationship spontaneous. What exactly happens when Dirk programs Brobot to help fix that problem?

My moirail, asked for fluffy vantascest. And this happened. It's not fluff. It's just 900 and some words of smut. That's it. I regret nothing, actually.

WOw okay, so yeah... Some John/Dave smut... WARNINGS: Contains homosexual smut, bondage, pet play... and more... hehehehe. Please don't kill me

No matter what you do or say, he's always claiming you as his own. Showing up unannounced, barging in despite your protesting, and pinning you down. Even though he knows you belong to someone else. GamTav smut

It's strange how even though a puzzle has the same image, the pieces can all be different. Such is life. [EriSol]

This is a Davekat story I wrote a while back, and it turns rather quickly into porn. It's not as good as my other one though, but I was horny and just, bam. Rated M for lemon. Enjoy!

This is a Davekat short story I wrote and... It turns into porn later, so beware. Rated M for lemon, enjoy!

Stridercest. Dave and Bro. Rated M. Really gay.

When Sollux gets one of his headaches, tender care would be the province of a matesprit or moirail. Despite this, there are things that his kismesis can do to help him along.

AU: Dave is an adult now and he works up the courage to let Bro know how he really feels. WARNING: Stridercest, Lemon/yaoi, language. This is smut, though not completely shameless smut.