Name: I’ll let you folks guess [•_•]

Age: Well… I’m going to say I’m still a bit too young to truly live my life… so… yeah

Gender: I thought it was pretty obvious.

Quote: When life gives you lemons, make sure you write them down for future fics. :D

NEW YEAR NEW NAME NEW BIO

I realised I haven't been on very often, and that's because I have no motivation anymore.

Just please wait a bit, and I swear I will update like mad.

AND

I don't get it, I can't write yaoi fics anymore, like, i have no heart to do it anymore... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I CAN WRITE HETERO STUFF NOW.

I'm so sorry for failing you all... ;_;

ALSO: I have a tendency to delete or re-write my fics, so I'm sorry if you liked one, but then I go and delete it. If you have anything to tell me, just PM, and I'll see what I can do about it, okay?

ABOUT MY FICS:

They're generally shounen-ai or yaoi or straight.

I love Naruto like the next Naruto fangirl, but I especially love Gaara. My friend tells me he looks like a dominant, but I've always seen him as a submissive.

I've found that if I pair Gaara with Shikamaru or Shino, it's really fluffly and light-hearted and funny, but when he's with Sasuke, Naruto or Neji, it's really dark and sad. But sometimes it's not the case, so yeah.

Once I'm out of Naruto ideas, I might write Bleach ones or something else. Only time will tell.

I've got a couple of OC's as well, because there aren't enough girls in the anime Naruto, and because I find it difficult to do POV as those girls, so I've just created my own, yeah?

Sly Fox- Naruto Uzumaki, renowned psychopathic murderer hides himself behind happy eyes and an innocent, bright smile. The police after him say he's like a fox, sly, and not easy to catch. But what happens when a bystander who gets caught in the wrong place and wrong time also catches his eye? NaruGaa

Bloody taking ages to write. I've got this massive road block in my tunnel of ideas, so I'm sorry and not surprised if you people don't even remember what it's about when I update. I've done the end, but I'm freaking stuck in the middle bit. Also, it's going to be kinda confusing, giving that everything is connected to each other in some way.

A NOTE TO YOU ALL: This is currently being re-written. So, I'm literally going to threaten you and tell you not to read it yet. I just want it to be perfect before other people go through it. For you guys that have already read through it, it's pretty crap, isn't it? :P So please, just let me re-write it, okay? Thank you (27/08/13)

Almost there... I swear I'll post them all before 07/10/13 (21/9/13)

Lol, I'm at a road block. I've got a chapter, but it's really short, so... meh I'll just post it. (08/1/14)

The Super Subaku Twins- Neji and Gaara have been together ever since, but when they are finally in their last year of highschool, (at another new school), everything seems to be going wrong! But when you have your crazy twin sister and your overprotective boyfriend to help out, things can't be that bad, right? NejiGaa

You know what? I'm not really in the mood for humor. So suck it up people, and just wait a bit. I need someone to do something stupid so I can get my happy side onto this fic. Because right now it's ditched me for a holiday in Hawaii or something like that. Bastard.

ANOTHER NOTE TO YOU ALL:If you noticed, I deleted this one. I wanted to fix it, and when I'm done, I'll post like five chapters all at once, okay? (30/08/13)

4. Pandemonium in Panorama- Inside the grand Panorama- the best hotel in the country-, there is a pandemonium: mistaken identity, underwear thievery, perverted tourists, misinterpretation of the word ‘fun’, you name it. With Neji Hyuuga, the manager, and his crew of motley crew of young but not yet ‘mature’ adults, they must keep this pandemonium in check before the ‘Inspector’ arrives. In exactly sixty days, So until then, let the pandemonium begin!

Got this idea from seeing the preview of Wonderland, that Aussie TV drama. The guy was like “So many stories happen in this building,” and I thought he meant it was a hotel. Which it isn’t (is it?). Anyways, its probably not going to have a definite pairing, but it’s undecided. Humour with dirty jokes and stuff, you know. Will feature the majority of the kids of ‘Naruto’, and others, with mentions of other animes thrown in. They’re all going to be around twenty-ish.

THIS IS PAUSED BECAUSE I SUCK AT THIS (08/1/14)

BUNCH OF LOOSE IDEAS

1. The Grudge- Gaara's been missing for five months now, presumed dead. Naruto is distraught to have lost his boyfriend, but becomes suspicious when he hears that his best friend Sasuke 'suicides' a month later. Soon, Naruto experiences strange occurrences and decides to call on a two-sibling team of exorcists to help. It appears that there is something haunting Naruto, and now he has to find out why and who before he is the next one claimed by the grudge. NaruGaa, mentions of SasuGaa

This was an empiphany one day. This (if I ever publish it, I've got the first chapter done) will be the first horror theme I've done. Wish me luck. It's most likely going to be very dark, with mentions of rape and abuse and stuff like that.

2. XXX, Day XX, Month XX, Year XX- Gaara's life through highschool; includes the ups and downs. No pairings yet.

This'll probably be pairingless. It's just highschool, drama and all. As you can see from the title, it's going to be every single day of the highschool year, weekends and holidays included.

3. The Seven Deadly Sins- What happens when the Seven Deadly Sins are each represented as a character from Naruto? What happens if we stuff them in a room where there is practically nothing to do except talk?

I don't think there's even gonna be a pair in this one, just lot's of crack-humor. I'm guessing you guys might already know who's who. It's just got seven of them doing shit and trying to get along, but you know the sins (Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Pride, Wrath, Sloth, Greed).

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.- David Gerrold