Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins.

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Harry needs to take control of his life. Some very old magic is at work, and our hero finds hidden strength within himself. Snape becomes a major player. Better summary inside. Multiple pairings.

A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

A - fairly random - collection of Severus/Harry drabbles. Definite slash, of course, so be warned.

Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

The Shinigami was satisfied by the bloodbath called the Fourth Shinobi World War. He reaped the souls of over 80,000 ninjas and countless civilians... Then why does he send one of them back in time? (Time-travel done RIGHT; read the first chapter to be convinced. Full summary inside. Features Fūinjutsu!Naruto. Will be EPIC in length. NO HAREM.) "Err... why do you smell like fish?"

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.

Draco and Theo come across Hermione Granger throwing rocks into the river several years after the war. They'd had an odd connection that had started in the library at Hogwarts but nothing really began until after the Thames. COMPLETE

Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. The poor blonde just can't catch a break. Eventual femNaru.

...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.

Gryff!Draco. Dramione. ABANDONED.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension. *Art by Simona Polle*

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Attempting to erase his memory, Lord Harry James Potter-Black actually ends up sending himself through time and dimension into another world. What is a mage to do when he's offered a second chance? AU, dimension and time travel, slash, HPSS

Something went very wrong that Dumbledore never planned for. After only a year of peace, Voldemort came back to power. Now, eleven bloody years later, Harry Potter makes a critical choice that lands him in a position that he could only have dreamed of: to do it over once again, and make it right.

Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.

It was only two days since their wedding and they had already had three major quarrels and many more minor ones. They still slept together. She wondered for how long. Harry-Hermione-Ron

In 1986, Harry meets his first friend, a tiny green snake. That friend will change everything. - A retelling of canon with a darker, smarter, more cunning Harry in possession of a pet snake and a sense of self-worth. Some reworked canon scenes in the beginning but original scenes will be frequent. Dark! Smart! Independent! Harry; Eventual Drarry (SLASH), VERY slow developing.

Christmas is the time of miracles, and also the time for courage as a young man decides to give his crush the ultimate Christmas present. Scared but determined mercury-gray kept their eyes locked with emerald-green, watching them widen as they undid the knot of his robe and shrugged it off his shoulders, letting it fall to the floor. "Merry Christmas, Potter."

He had always liked water. It fascinated him, the way it could change forms in under a minute, the way it could be shaped and sculpted, frozen and boiled. The way it could disappear without anybody noticing. Now, looking at the Black Lake, he wishes he could sink below the dark, chilly surface and never return. ONE-SHOT

He watches her play- a miniature of the girl he loves. One-shot. A small sad piece.

Takes place after HBP. Hermione accidentally walks in on Ron in the shower and witnesses more than she expected. When Ron goes to confront her, he gets more than he ever imagined. Ch. 2 is up! Contains some slight Drarry mentions. (Also a hint of Fred/George if you look at it upside down and choose to perceive it that way)

With Voldemort dead, Snape takes a potion to make him physically fifteen years younger and decides to take up on one of his old hobbies, not knowing what challenge in form of an ex-Gryffindor would await him. Snarry one-shot

Snape receives an invitation on Valentine's Day to spend the night with a companion at a ritzy establishment devoted to sexual healing. Not caring either way, he goes. However, there's something peculiar about Snape's masked partner. They share a beautiful night together, but what happens when Snape wants more? M/M Snarry Slash! Pretty graphic, but nothing too intense. DH-ish.

A little tryst in Lucius Malfoy's personal library. (I was inspired by another writers pairing for this short one time fic. I hope you enjoy my first shot at something like this.)

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.

An age old conversation between Gimli and Legolas, and not much else. The boys discuss their friends and who is faster, stronger, fairer. Friendship and plotless fluff, because I've almost forgotten what it feels like. Stands entirely alone. First of three in the anniversary fics for The Silence in the Song. Happy second birthday, Silence! :)

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

Beginning of summer, Harry is getting over happenings in 5thyr when he is kidnapped and a door of opportunity opens... reviews welcome! COMPLETE! - 09/12 I'm aware of a few chapter loading issues - will be trying to fix when i can!

Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year

'Delinquent,' ran through Naruto's head repeatedly. Kiba had been right. Sasuke had been kicked out of his old school because he had become a juvenile delinquent! Everything about Sasuke screamed, "I'm going to paint the town with graffiti and kick some kids in the ass." Well, maybe it didn't literally scream that, but it was pretty damn close in Naruto's head. AU, SasuNaru

Voldemort would regret ever laying a hand on the Potters. The surviving sons would make damn sure of that. AU. Harry/Fleur. OC/Hermione.

When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year and is told that 'Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand' - he runs. There is no way he is letting anyone snap his wand. This is Harry's journey of self discovery.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

"You've heard the expression 'not if we were the last two people on Earth' or some variation thereof. Well, if you've ever used it, let me give you a piece of advice. You would. Whatever you swore not to do in those circumstances. You would. Trust me. I've been there." – HPLV brief mention of slash but not shippy - ONESHOT - WARNING for strong LANGUAGE

Harry Potter knew something was going to go wrong when, as a punishment, Snape made him test an uncompleted ageing potion. Something always goes wrong. And he was right.

Sequel to Rewriting History. A threat against the Potter family lets them inside the Prince Manor, where Severus Mentis lives… along with a guest in the shadows. Slash.

This is the 3rd and final part of The Arrangements series, I hope you like it. Tonight you are invited to a rehearsal dinner.

Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.

Kakashi resisted the urge to smile and say it had been inevitable. OneShot.

Harry's life isn't what he wishes it was, so how does it change when a potion goes wrong in Potion's class during his last year at Hogwarts? Read to find out. Rated M for future chapters. Contains violence/abuse at the beginning. Male/Male Slash.

Naruto gets badly injured during a mission and is rushed to the hospital. Sasuke is sitting in the hospital, waiting to hear news of how Naruto is doing. As he is waiting, he thinks back to the times they spent together over the years, leading up to the event where Naruto landed in the hospital. SxN, yaoi, read at your own risk. Read and Review please.

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Christmas was just around the corner, and life at Baker Street had slowed down a little bit. Johnlock, established relationship.

Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.

What would happen if someone took baby Harry from the Dursley's before they'd even taken him in? If someone came after Dumbledore, Mcgonagall, & Hagrid had left? What if Snape had a sister? A twin sister, like her brother but with an uncanny ability. What would happen if she convinced everybody's favorite snarky potion's master to take in baby Harry, and the two of them raised him?

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Before dying, Minato asks Kakashi to look after his son. What happens when Kakashi's duty feels less and less like one but more and more like something deeper than that? Will he let himself fall in love for the adorable growing blond? KakaNaru and other pairings Rated M for later chaps. A bit OC, M-preg

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Even the most awesome things have their mundane utilities. A collection of drabbles about jutsu and the people who use them. Crack. Gen.

Sasuke and Naruto travel to the future through a jutsu Naruto discovers. However, seeing that he and Sasuke are madly in love ten years onwards is not what he expected to see. To make matters worse, they can't figure out how to get back to their own time! SasuNaru

Naruto investigates a company run by Uchiha Sasuke. However, his world is flipped upside-down when he is taken into the future and married to Sasuke. Three kids later, you'd think he'd be settled in his new life. AU, SasuNaru, future fic, SasuNaru babies

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

A rewritten version of my story: Descending from Heaven. In this story, Naruto and Sasuke are left in a dying world after the defeat of Madara. All hope seems lost when Sasuke remembers a certain scoll... NOT YAOI! NO SLASH! A time-travel fic. DISCONTINUED! Left up for Posterity

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

When Harry was younger, he had a friend he called Prince Severus. Now that he's older, Prince Severus has become his lover. Written for SnarryAThon '12.

I just love dealing with other peoples' emotional problems...Psssh, yeah right. Sequel to "If Only You Knew." KakaNaru.

Harry Potter isn't really Harry Potter. Neither is he the Boy-Who-Lived, and is therefore thrown away as trash. When he turns sixteen, glamours unwraps his true self and he leaves the Light to find his real family. Slash, HP/DM.

After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.

Sakura has a massive crush on Kakashi but doesn't have the courage to tell him. Even a sexy dress and flirting doesn't seem to help. When she's alone and lonely, thoughts of him are all she has to keep warm. Written for the Big Bang challenge. LEMON

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Itachi has been turned into a weasel! What will happen when Akatsuki surrenders to find a cure? CRACK FIC! NO YAOI! Accidental OOCness...sorry! T for Hidan's stuff...DISCONTINUED NO LONGER! Please review! ON HOLD.

A short story of what I guess I picture or want to happen with Naruto and Sasukes' final battle. IMPORTANT: This story is written in Naruto's point of view. Please enjoy reading and review! Pretty please review! Now has two chapters.

A strange thing to think about during a battle, the warmth of your opponent's jacket. Yet that was exactly what Sasuke found himself thinking about just before it began to rain. Sasunarusasu, yaoi, my first fic!

Harry has never enjoyed being in the Slytherin's presence. So having to spend what could be the rest of eternity literally stuck to him? He had a feeling he would be having migraines much more often. Drarry.

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

Harry is unhappy with his life, one drunken night he discovers a time charm written in a old school book, inadvertantly traveling back in time, he finds himself with the perfect opportunity to have something that he's always wanted. m/m kink, fetish, BDSM

Sakura lies to Tsunade to accept a mission with Kakashi in which she must give up something precious. When Kakashi discovers her lie, they become tangled in a mission that constantly blurs the student/sensei boundaries. KakaSaku

Draco Malfoy likes his tea to taste sweet. As it turns out, that's also how Harry Potter likes his men. dm/hp drarry SLASH

Worst day yet, no lie. Sequel to Not A Good Day, Another Crap Day. AU Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. SasuNaru, shonen-ai. Disclaimers in my profile.

Until people crossed the other side of their picket fence, Fred and George believed nobody would understand just how wonderful their taboo love felt. Twincest, Slash, and some beautiful fluff at the end . Takes place between HBP and DH.

Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.

Flera år efter sjunde boken möts Draco och Harry igen, i ett rum på The Leaky Cauldron.

Draco Malfoy wakes up to find himself in Harry Potter's body and vice versa! who did this to him? and can he get along with Potter long enough to find and kill the sadist? REVIEW!

"Somehow it's all just so funny." Naruto finally cracks. Unrequited SasuNaru, angst. Warning: contains language, homicidal thoughts, self-harm, suicide and character death.

A story for the truly bored. Make your choice through Hogwarts, battling different plot lines all at once. Be cautioned: this is only a story for those patient enough to switch between many chapters very quickly.

This is why Team Gai never goes to haunted houses on Halloween anymore..

An enormous heat wave is plagueing Konoha and it unintentionally causes harm to our favorite little Uchiha Ge-nin. Sometimes, two heads are really not better than one. :Team 7 Love:slight crack:

"I was critically injured...by a circus midget?" "A rogue circus midget. Tiny but deadly." Wherein Sasuke is injured, Naruto force feeds him with an airplane, and Sakura tries to help him urinate but fails epically. SasuSaku with hints of SasuSakuNaru.

Kakashi simply assumes Sakura doesn't understand loss. Is he right?

Team 7 has just gotten back from a mission. But something seems wrong... Dedicated to Hatake Kakashi :D Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. They belong to Kishimoto Masashi.

Naruto's dieing when Kyuubi gives him a choice, go back to his genin days or die. What does Naruto choose and if he chooses to go back does he take anyone with him?

Not a romance, not a happy ending. Sasuke battles him for years just to hear him say those three words.

When an experimental potion accidentally gets loose in the Great Hall at dinner, what do you do? Expecially if you don't even know. Two students are about to get a real wake up call pertaining to each other. But maybe it's not all bad. Set in 7th year

A surprise during Harry's 6th year Defense class leads to confusion and slight nausea for some. The visitor? Dimension-jumping female Harry, of course. And who is that following her through? Rated for language. One-shot. NOT HARRY/SEVERUS! Third category: HUMOUR.

Kakashi shouldn't have been chosen to look after them; no teenager deserves such undiluted torture - especially when in the face of a destiny altering problem! Crack-fic, chibi-fic AU/AR

Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr

He'd tried to stay away, to protect Harry in the only way he could. Draco knows the morning may bring regret, but he can't help giving in to this darkness. slash.

The smallest change can create the most marvelous butterfly effect. Four fates can easily be irrevocably altered. When Harry is left alone on his first day in Diagon Alley, perceptions and events can never be the same.

Did you ever want to know what really happened in Naruto? How about from Sasuke's point of view? Come on, you know you wanna read iiit. Mostly crack. Please enjoy! and a couple of reviews would be nice...

This is my first attempt at uploading a story on here so if this is not good, my bad. I promise more, kinky stories in the future. This short one shot is about Naruto coming home to find Sasuke very, very kinky. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING.

Yes. Another one of THOSE days. Sequel to 'Not A Good Day.' Shonen-ai. For Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Sasunaru. Disclaimer in my profile.

If you could go back in time, would you? If you could save the one you love, would you? Smart/Bloodline/Sage/Hanyou Naruto ; Naruto is not godlike...I think... ; Kakashi/Naruto ; Yaoi

This is set during the duel scene between Harry and Draco in book 2. It's going to be AU from here on out.

"Uchiha Sasuke. Jock. Cool. Smart. Gorgeous. Straight." AU, Shonen-ai, SasuNaru. Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Disclaimer in my profile.

Naruto uses his Sexy Jutsu to go clubbing as a girl! Though intended for humor, our favorite blond ninja gets himself into a little more trouble than he bargained for. -SasuNaruko-

What happens when Naruto,Sakura,and Rock Lee are asked to give some future Academy students a tour of the Academy? Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Harry and Draco wake up with switched bodies, and have to deal with it. They agree to stay in each other's body for one week, but they don't count on falling in love. Pairing is obviously HP/DM. Some compliance with HBP. FINISHED!

HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

Sasuke reflects on his relationship with Naruto, past, present and future. SASUNARU, smidgen of ShinoKiba and others.

Naruto left Konoha years ago when he finally brought Sasuke back. Now he returns home, ready to face his future.

As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*

Sasuke and Naruto, back to square one. Kakashi plays mad scientist. Sakura observes. Rating: K , really. Set in an improbable future for the manga.

Naruto and Sasuke have their final battle, when their final attack clashes everything blacks out. Timetravel fic, can't say too much without ruining anything, SasuNaru in later chapters

Team seven has discovered the internet and fanfiction between Sasuke and Naruto. Sasuke is taking the whole thing to heart and needs to talk to someone which involves Sakura. Slowly Sakura discovers that Sasukes love is truely a BIG problem.

AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru

Sirius is Harry's dad. But there is a completely reasonable and logical explantion including how Harry's mother didn't cheat, Lily isn't his mom but actually is, and Dumbledore is quite senile. Crack Fic. Humor. I Do Not Own Harry Potter.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

1900 New York. A longshoreman and an aristocrat, on opposite ends of the social spectrum. Personalities clash as they are forced to depend on each other. For roboguy45. Yaoi, lemons, cross-dressing, NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile.

Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS

Random that I came up with because I have no life

32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.

Short, song story about living life with no regrets. Based of the song 'If I Die Young' by The Band Perry. Naruto always said to live life like it was your last day. No one saw it ending so fast. SasuNaru. death. Nothing extreme.

Severus grows tired of Potter's lustful gazes, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. Oneshot. PWP, slash of the SS/HP kind.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

Set in the 4yrs/7yrs in future. Singing lullabies ends the day, and Naruto still sits reminisces in the rain. Really bad summary.

Naruto fails to bring Sasuke back from the Valley of the End, but Kyuubi has other plans for it's jailor, and so does Kami! What does this plan have to do with his Future battles? NarutoxSmallHarem, Sakura/Ino bashing!

She had surpassed every kunoichi in the rookie nine, so how come her heart starts beating too fast and all coherent thoughts keep flying out the window whenever she's alone with Naruto?

How do you say goodbye? Severus/Harry, Slash. Angst, death.

When Padfoot stays with Moony alone at the full moon, the lovers discover a few unexpected consequences. Remus/Sirius, Slash

Morgana has a dream of the future, and Gwen, as always, is by her side to soothe it away. Morgana/Gwen, Femmeslash

Another one of these for the pile- but with an extra something. Can you complete the challange alive?

Arthur lies in wait for his morning wake-up call, much to Merlin's surprise and delight! - Warning: features rough, but consensual, sex. Arthur/Merlin, Slash

To ensure the Leaf Village populace of their happy, well-adjusted shinobi, the Rookie Nine and Team Gai must face their toughest challenge ever: High School. Warnings: HS behavior, Pairings: TBA

Tsunade is bored, and what happens when she's bored? She has a festival... but this festival has a surprise Lottery game that will change Naruto's life. SasuNaru/NaruSasu

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

Based off of a rather nice guitar and voice song by The Whomping Willows. Not, the best, but alot of fun.

Draco's had a crush on Harry for seven years. will Hermione be able to help them enough? Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ron, little bit of Harry/Ginny. point of view will switch. alot.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.

Sasuke has written a note to Naruto which contains several reasons why he hates Naruto. What does it contain; and why did Sasuke bother writing this?

Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

In the Begining they were nothing. In the Middle they were broken. In the End they were something. Drabble. I Do Not Own Naruto.

In the real world, Naruto tries his darnedest to convince Sasuke that yes, he is indeed a ninja. One-shot, humor. Naru-Sasu-Naru

Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.

After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.

Sometimes it sucks having to put on a facade, especially for people I can't stand... Yaoi. KakaNaru. Don't like, then skedaddle.

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

SasuSaku. Team Seven Love. Sakura rolled her eyes while Sasuke just scoffed at their loud teammate. "Come here, Naruto," Sakura beckoned, "Group hug?" Who knew being snowed in could be this fun?

What's the most important thing to him?" "His image." "Well then, he likes his image and I don't care for mine, so this should work." .Oneshot. I DO Not Own Harry Potter.

Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Due to Voldemort's... insanity, Severus is forced to take an unidentified potion. When the effects of said potion take place, what does Dumbledore do? Send him to the one person he feels he can trust of course. Not slash. RR please. I HAVE RETURNED!

While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.

Just because everyone else is smart, doesn't mean Naruto's stupid. *Character death :- Naru&Sasu

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.

“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.

Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.

Naruto never thought his lovers would stab him in the back like that. Evil. Pure evil. NaruSasuSaku silliness, oneshot, complete.

“And this time, I'm going to set rules for it.” NaruSasu , AU.

Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.

When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.

A list of things one should never do in the Naruto Universe. Based off "Skippy's List" and "Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts" This is basically a list of ways to piss of or annoy your favorite ninja. WARNING: A GREAT PLETHORA OF CHARACTER BASHING

One shot. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are at Hogwarts for a mission but what about Kakashi? After all, Team Seven isn’t complete without their sensei...NaruSakuSasuKaka. Flirting abound.

Harry was six the first time he learned he had super powers. His first prank was levitating Mrs Wiggs's wig during class. He was hooked. And then he went to Hogwarts. This is the story of how Harry did it. Warning: Humour

He didn’t worry about the hands cutting off his circulation or the feeling of the nearness of death. He stood there, on the cusp of his demise...His parents weren’t even looking at him. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Twin BWL Fic.

‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’

Strange things begin happening at Hogwarts. Magic older than the Founders begins to reappear. First attempt at Kakanaru. Oneshot.

Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school

Uzumaki Naruto has never spoken to Uchiha Sasuke, but he knows him better than anyone else.

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

Naruto gets to the bridge to meet up with his team when he meets a long time friend on the bridge who happens to be dead. What will happen next. slight SasuNaru KakaIru. SmartNaru

Being revised, NOT ABANDONED. Sasuke's turned into a cat. Naruto and the others go to Hogwarts to protect Harry. While there Naruto's turned into a sixyear old, causes chaos, and plays matchmaker. Smart Naruto. Boyxboy. Yaoi. Multiple pairings.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

I could barely see the twelve year old Sasuke in him anymore. He’d been replaced by someone whose mind was in tatters and whose drive had nearly driven him to the brink. One shot. Team 7 Centric. Reviews welcome!

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

22 years after the war, Harry visits Seveurs. He hopes Severus doesn't mind. songfic

Write 10 different categories of fic, each in 10 words or less.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

You’re the tutor?” Naruto's grin was full-fledged now. “So what was it you needed help on?” Smart!NaruSasu For freexflyer

Simply put, Naruto and the gang discover fanfiction, and have to...well, live through some of it. It's purely humor, no intentions of offense behind it. Oneshot.

Snape learns why not to give the Weasley twins detention. Oneshot. No pairings.

Naruto is not what anyone believes he is. This is not a super Naruto fic or even really a bloodline fic though I did provide one. This is a female naruto Kakashi pairing so if you don't like please don't read.Flames over story type make me angry.

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

Draco finds out that wand length is proportional to something else. Oneshot. Harry/Draco.

After an explosion caused by Naruto's cousin, Sasuke and Naruto are thrown back in time! Will everything go as planned? Or will things turn out worse than before? SasuNaru! Some OOC! An OC! Innocent Itachi! Smart Naruto!

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

Kakashi and Sakura are competitive people by nature, even in bed. When Kakashi comes up with a little bet to make things more entertaining, Sakura takes a risk by trying to outdo the man who knows every page of Icha Icha by heart. Kaka/Saku, LEMON

It's a race, and the stakes are high. Whoever can seduce Sasuke first wins! Needless to say, Naruto and Sakura have been making Sasuke very uncomfortable-and he can't figure out why.

L has a rather odd reason to be staring at a light stick... Oneshot. L/Light.

Team 7 is learning the Mind Transfer Jutsu, but something goes horribly wrong! They end up getting stuck in eachother's bodies and get surprising insight on what it's like to live in eachother's ninja gear.

Light never thought that his use of the Death Note could punish him in such a manner... Or that he would be so attached to L... L/Light.

“Sasuke Uchiha, the Earl of Andover is a veritable bastard!I would never help him,not in a million years!” Naruto stated firmly. “He is rude, arrogant and stuck up! If I could I would pull out my pistol and blow a hole through his head!” SasuNaru, Yaoi AU

Heads down thumbs up! During an innocent game at school, someone whispers three special words into Sasuke’s ear...It’s not an innocent game anymore! OneShot, NaruSasuNaru.

SasuNaru. Naruto and Sasuke are bored waiting for their next mission. To pass the time, they decided to play a prank on the girls of Konoha.

An unforseen event has destroyed Konoha, leaving Naruto and Hinata as the only surviving Leaf Ninja. After hunting down the culprit, Naruto and Hinata make a trip back in time, armed with the knowledge to save the future. NaruHina KakaRin

By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC

Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.

Panicked Lily ancient potion Death Eater Raid magic adventure, time travel and the true meaning of family.

What if...? Or: This is here. This isn't. Slash:HPSS

PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

Last fic of the 3. The Book of Fanfiction is back for it's last revenge. What happens when the village starts to turn against eachother and do some creative writing themselves, for their own devious purposes? It all starts with Tenten...

The Horrors of Fanfiction are back, and this time it barely has to lift a page. Konoha is just filled with people who like to jump to conclusions! now contains REAL fics! Your might be next!

Gifted with his unlocked bloodline, Naruto goes back in time to prevent his own death and to right the wrongs that have been committed. Enter into the story of Naruto, the Terror of Death NarutoHinata

Something otherworldy has fallen into the Naruverse. What happens when Konoha discovers the horrors of what we call fanfiction? Multiple pairings

They knew it might be their last night... KakaSaku.

Kakashi arrives at Kurenai's house night to confess, and demonstrate, his love for her. KakashiKurenai. Rated for lemon. Oneshot. Review please!

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.

The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

During the second test of the Chuunin Exams, Orochimaru unknowingly brings out the real Naruto. A Naruto that has a powerful bloodline limit. SasuNaru

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic

It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE

Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku OT3.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

It's the little things that mean more than anything, but they aren't often noticed. One anniversary Severus Snape starts to, and he isn't alone.

Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

After given a riddle to them by the Demon King, Naruto and Sasuke are out on their own, trying to solve this thing. Unfortunately, nothing seems to help them – not to mention that lately, Naruto looks more Fox than human. Sequel to Ragtag Heroes Are Never

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

It's just so hard to quit...yaoi...NaruSasu...Lemon Warning

NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE

They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.

COMPLETED! When someone takes the Kyubi no Kitsune from Naruto… the weirdest thing happens… he becomes stuck in a female form. With the Kitsune gone, and him unrecognizable – people are nice. Does he really want to be 'Naruto' again? SasuNaru

Harry Potter didn't have the killing curse turned on him, nor did Neville Longbottom. So Dumbledore takes the one who no one is likely to miss at the age of ten and creates the weapon that the Dark Lord will be vanquished by.

Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.

**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!

Hermione's pre-graduation speech.

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..

This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.

Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.