Welcome to my profile! It's still sort of in construction, but it's readable! If you wanna know about me, then go down till you see some stuff. If you want to hear about my stories and their progress keep go down to some more stuff. If you want to actually read my stories then button-mash that down key all the way to the bottom to find EVEN MORE stuff, or you could be somewhat lazy and just press the "End" key. I really don't mind. I'm not expecting many or any at all to read this. I'm just doing this so I don't have a blank page.

Info About Me:

Pen Name: It's an item in Paper Mario 2: The Thousand Year Door. Someone added a "z" on to it and used it as a running gag in one of their stories. There was no one with that name, and I personally am rather fond of the item in the first place, so I snagged it so I could actually have an account with a name I liked.

For short, just call me Ultra. Or you could be a rebel or something and call me Jelly. Either way works, though. :)

Gender: Male

Age: Confidential.

Birthday: March 4

Story Types: Adaptations/Novelizations, Crossovers, Adventure, Humour, Fantasy, Friendship...and that's about it. Don't blame me for not having a large range...I've just started! I'd actually like to give 'em all a shot!

Likes: Drawing, video games, cartoons, writing, reading, reviewing, chocolate, ice cream (who doesn't?), baseball, dodgeball, soccer, other stuff...other stuff...other stuff aaaaand other stuff. I like a lot of things!

Dislikes: Staying still, most wet things, detentions (even though I'm ninja enough to stay out of them), slow things, cheese, fish, pizza (however much I want to like pizza, it has cheese in it usually), certain kinds of people, the High School Musical series (I have a history with this series...try not to ask), pitchforks, getting struck in the behind by a pitchfork (you don't even want to know), eggs, being eaten (my name is a food, so yeah), getting wet, puddles, swimming, lack of progress, those short chapters, volleyball, Mondays, homework...I'd rather not start a rant about this...because judging by my hate list...it's surprisingly long.

Favourite Games: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Sonic Unleashed, Kid Icarus Uprising, The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, Pokémon Black and White and Pokémon Emerald.

Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Luigi's Mansion 2, Metroid Fusion, Kirby Mass Attack and Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky.

Pikmin, Star Fox Adventures, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, Phoenix Wright:Ace Attorney 1-3, Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth, Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney and F-Zero GX.

Inazuma Eleven 1-2, Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising, Advance Wars: Dual Strike, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Kirby's Epic Yarn and Super Mario Sunshine. I could really make this much longer, but for the record, these are just a few of 'em. There's AT LEAST 29 more games that deserve to be put up here.

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Other Stuffs:

I have several other accounts in other places, for the record. These aren't all of them, so you can have fun trying to hunt down the account I own in other places.

My FictionPress Account - Nothing of interest is actively being written there, really. Some old 10 Minute Prompt stuff, but that's about it.

My DeviantART Account - Don't expect me to draw anything for y'all. I'm only there to admire art. Oh, and I'll get around to posting some cover art for my stories there, too.

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Updates:

22-05-2014 - Still nothing much to be said, I'm inactive and would like to be more productive, but life's not really letting up, sorry about that.

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Story Statuses:

Active Stories

New Super Mario Bros. X: Currently rewriting. First Priority, 56 percent written, 0/27 chapters rewritten (Posted 27 chapters out of 48-Total may change)

Next thing to be finished Publishing: ???

Next thing to be finished Writing: ???

Next thing to be Updated: ???

Future Stories (postdates may vary)

Secret Project A: Third Side Priority, 10 percent written (Written 0 chapters out of 5)

Secret Project B: Second Priority, 4 percent written

Mario and Luigi: Written in Time: Third Priority, ? percent written (Written 3 chapters out of N/A)

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Now you have reached the end of my profile. I hope there was something you liked in it, and enjoy your day!