Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down or cut myself

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me or my sister picks out a outfit for me to wear.

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

TWILIGHT GIRLS

Normal people vs. Twilight fans.

Normal people- Say "OMG, Oh my gosh!

twilight fans- Say- OME! OH MY EDWARD!

Normal people- Are scared of thunderstorms

Twilight fans- Know the Cullens are playing base ball

Normal people- Say "Shut up or i'll tell on you."

Twilight fans- say "Shut up or i'll povoke the Volturi to come after you!"

Normal people- Think vampires are like Dracula

Twilight fans- Know better then to even think of Dracula when it comes to vampires.

Normal people- Go to a psychiatrist fo help.

Twilight fans- Know Jasper will make you feel better without saying a word

Normal people- Rely on the weatherman for weather predictions

Twilight fans- Rely on Alice!

Normal people- Choose to go somewhere sunny for vacation

Twilight fans- Would rather go to Forks, Washington!

Normal people- Think this is stupid and skip it

twilight fans- have this on their page

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you're addicted to the Twilight series, and can't go a week without getting a fix, copy and paste

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (his name DOESNT have to be Edward Cullen), then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wonted to burn New Moon just because Edward left copy and past this into your profile

If you wish Jacob never existed passed twilight copy and past this into your profile

TRUELY PERFECT BOYFRIEND SHOULD ACT:

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her . . . even if shes not saying anything

When she's mad hug her tight . . . and don't let go

When she says she's ok, dont believe it, just talk with her . . . because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday . . . to tell her you love her

Call her . . . before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her well . . . like she's all that matters to you

Tease her . . . and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her . . . when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show . . . even if you think its stupid

Give her the world, and let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad . . . hang out with her, and let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend.
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

╔══╦══╦══╗ If you have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too!

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...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires!