I presume that this is where I am to write a few lines about myself. The word "Profile" seems to me, an inadequate word to describe a paragraph of a personal opinion of oneself. "Personal opinion of oneself" would have served better (In my personal, humble opinion of course) even if this bloody spell check believes "personal opinion" to be cliché. Some one should contact somebody important and set things right. I'll be darned if I'm to do it, though.

But on to the more profound section of this Profile. I am a South African male of disputable origin (and oh, has it been disputed). I have resided on this globe for just shy of two decades and have spent twelve of those years in School, where most of the time people attempted to convince me that I was getting an education. Despite all the days, the effort and the fact that I haven't been there for the last two years I still remain unconvinced.

This brings me to the closing of my Profile. It approaches like an African Fish Eagle swooping down on some unsuspecting trout. The trout is busy dealing with a bout of indigestion. He thinks how terrible its entire weekend has been. He couldn't spend time out with the other guys, who were all out watching the game, instead he had to stay at home. But he had just about had enough, so he swam up to the surface of the lake and tried to spot his friends when sudd - [/profile]