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This Storm Ain't Got Nothing On Me Without You by
PartiPooper reviews
A storm threatens to destroy everything Eric can't live without. (Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; My contribution to Day One of Kyman Week: Canon Moment; Reinvention of the scene from 'Smug Alert'.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
A Series of Left Turns by
Yummykyman reviews
In the town of South Park, things only changed slowly, little by little. Never anything drastic. Of course when Kyle was caught off guard by a drastic change, it had to be because of Eric Cartman. Kyle/Cartman. Kyle POV. Heavy swearing and smut later on.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 184,680 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Hands by
thewriterinpink reviews
Kyle slowly comes to realize a change between him and Cartman when they inexplicably start a confusing trend of holding hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Twenty-Eight by
shortstackedcheesecake reviews
The boys may have reached adulthood and gone their separate ways, but that doesn't mean they've grown up, or that South Park is far behind them. A collection of three slice of life/character study oneshots. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 2/11/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
Phone Calls from a Lost Boy by
guineabees reviews
Kyle is used to Cartman calling him in the event of an 'emergency'. What he's not expecting is a surprisingly honest conversation in the early hours of the morning and the potential for things to change between them. (Kyman)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 10/11/2016
Closer by
shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Kyle and Eric have a pretty nice set-up, or at least Eric thinks so. Eric is in South Park, Kyle is in Phoenix, and they have a great time whenever they see each other. But when an opportunity arises for Kyle that could change all that, Eric doesn't know whether to embrace it or run from it. Or, Eric has commitment issues and the flu. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Butters S. - Complete
Nightfall by
guineabees reviews
What was supposed to be a peaceful gathering in the mountains soon becomes a battle for survival against the elements, a dangerous stranger and something not entirely human as the teens of South Park fight to stay alive until the morning.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Craig T., Eric Cartman, Stan M., Tweek T.
Letters To Nobody by
Yummykyman reviews
AU Oneshot... As Cartman moves from his childhood to his adulthood, he writes a couple of letters to cope with Kyle's death. [Based on a Headcanon. Main Character Death ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2015
Lucy and Linus by
phobo reviews
Long after the events of Jewpacabra, Cartman finds comfort in the blue blanket Kyle gave him—except he obviously doesn't remember it was Kyle who gave it to him. KyMan if you squint.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Comfort by
NocturnalLament reviews
Unable to sleep due to 'unfortunate circumstances', Kyle finds solace in the form of Cartman - but as is inevitable with these boys it's not as simple as a mere sleepover, and Kyle gets more than he'd bargained for. This fanfic is based on the events of the incredible blog 'Ask The Main Four' on Tumblr, and is totally canonical to the universe. NSFW Kyman smut (first time).
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Green-Eyed by
SynapticFirefly reviews
Kyle isn't too happy that Cartman's getting the attention he thinks he deserves. He's not jealous. That's impossible.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Stag Prince by
SynapticFirefly reviews
A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,190 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/11/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Kenny M., Stan M.] - Complete
Kyle's Birthday Story by
Vampiracy reviews
On the morning of his seventeenth birthday, Kyle wakes up in a fanfiction. Slash. Parody.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
South Park's Lamest Losers by
Vampiracy reviews
Hyped up for the next big movie, the boys set out to play Avengers. Now they must assemble to face their biggest challenge yet: nobody in town wants to play with them.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Must Be by
Yummykyman reviews
Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle. One Shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fragmented by
ChaosKirin reviews
Because there likely won't be any sort of reactive episode dealing with Kyle's healing, I kind of needed to get some closure on the entire situation, and so I wrote this fic. It was hard to write a piece that both used Cartman as a source of healing and still kept him in character. I think I've managed this in some form or another. XD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Heaven's Full Of Hippies by
BooBaLooPants reviews
Cartman gets hit by a bus. Kyle gets confused.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Funk Anthem of the Triple X Groovy by
Metamotivation reviews
In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Grow Up by
Naked Sasquatch reviews
Just a one-shot I HAD to write after seeing the 1%. Butters is feeling guilty after what happened to Cartman's toys, and tries to console him. Buttman friendship, with some pre-slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Infidelity by
Metamotivation reviews
"Every act of infidelity starts with doubt. Then comes temptation." Kyle's faith is put to the test when he starts to waver from the promises he's made. He soon finds himself on a dark path that may lead to the very seat of damnation.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Set in Stone by
Courtanie reviews
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman's friendship doesn't need to be spoken of, it's already there plain for the world to see. K for language ; Nonslash
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
To Have The Last Laugh by
Metamotivation reviews
"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
never could i ever by
crowthorn reviews
not even if I wanted to. -— or, the things that define us.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
all i want by
crowthorn reviews
because real wants aren't stupid and shallow. -— or, cartman, hoping for too much.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
One Word to Describe Myself by
xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hate by
Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Crashing Down by
Kymanlvr reviews
My first story. Kyle only comes to Cartman when his world is crashing down. When Kyle once again shows up on Cartman's doorstep, Cartman doesn't expect that he will discover a friendship that was perhaps always there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sicky by
camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle fluff
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Did you know? by
Jokerina reviews
The boys are in a car accident and gets trapped in the debris. Kyle and Cartman have a talk while they wait for help. Not really slash but you can see it the way you want to see it. Rated K due to slight language and violence.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Shooting Stars and Satellites by
beforethequeen reviews
Eric Cartman wonders if he'll ever find change. Slash EK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete