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Joined 01-08-05, id: 736431

I like ghosts, witches, vampires, werewolves, slayers, mounties, chicago flatfoots, immortals, zombies, man cops in lurve, and naughty prison inmates. FF.net supplies my needs amply.

One of these days I'll actually write something... er, yeah.

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Outside Humanity by Drake Roberts reviews
When Ms. Summers asked Tara to babysit Dawn for the week, she thought it would be fun. That was before Spike showed up with Xander. A six year old Xander. Why is Xander six, you ask? That's what Angel wants to know. It's gonna be a long week.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,628 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Xander H., Spike
Ron Stoppable: Man or Monster? by Onizuka Inc reviews
Ron's life as a sidekick and best friend is changed forever as a strange camping incident alters his destiny... Not an official crossover, but many *cough* borrowed elements. PLEASE review. Rating has increased due to present changes and future events.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Ron S., Kim P.
Xander and the Snake by Tjin reviews
A Challenge cross with SG-1
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Xander H.
Evolution: Middleton Monster by noveler00 reviews
A monster is terrorizing Middleton, and Kim finds herself facing this challenge alone. But there is more to this creature than meets the eye. XME crossover
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,748 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Ron S.
To Slash Or Not To Slash by HungLikeARainbro reviews
DONE. WARNING: SLASH. Rimmer wants Lister to pretend to be his friend, but his mother mistakes them for more
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005 - [Rimmer, A., Lister, D.] - Complete
Fighting Back by Kirke reviews
RimmerLister slash. After Rimmer gets infected with (yet another) holovirus, Lister must save his life but while doing this, he discovers things that were intended to stay hidden forever.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Assumptions by The Sarcastic Typo reviews
You shouldn't make assumptions about people. EcklieGreg slash.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Conrad E., Greg S. - Complete
Idle Time: Part Deux by Itsallablur reviews
Life for Darien and Bobby isn't as exciting as they'd like you to think.
Invisible Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2005
The Biggest Mission Ever by mattb3671 reviews
So the Drama has come and gone, two best friends are becoming much more. Kim knows about Yamanouchi, and its all good. Next? Their biggest mission ever: growing up, and growing together in every way K&R... The first tale of the Smuff Universe. R&R! THANKS
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,560 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Weird by Severusslave reviews
Rodney knew that Sheppard was weird. Rodney could deal with weird. Rodney dealt with weird on a daily basis. Rodney knew weird.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
Properties of Quicksilver by Lydia Bell reviews
Things Bobby Hobbes knows about quicksilver. Bobby/Darien.
Invisible Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete
Synonymous by Sandra Solaria Dees reviews
FINALE SPOILERS Those of us who hated Ecklie before Grave Danger have had a paradigm shift. hints of slash
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Conrad E. - Complete
Cuckoo in the Nest by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
Tony Harris always knew there was something off about the kid. From the day he was born, he and Jessica never had anything but bad luck. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Xander H., Xander H. - Complete
This Is The Life That Doesn't End by TweetyPie82 reviews
FK version of the lovable Lamb Chop song. FINI Please R&R
Forever Knight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
Contagious by zzilly14 reviews
100word drabble: Set during Election, Stottlemeyer and Randy observe Monk vs. Harold.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Masquerade by Clotho reviews
Archie and Horatio enjoy some London leave. An optimistic H A slash story
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
Bitten by Lament reviews
Dr. Beckett makes a discovery after McKay is attacked by an alien. McKay-Sheppard slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Rodney M., John S.
Night And Day by Kei-chan1 reviews
The boys are put undercover and given an assignment that will change everything. Slash. COMPLETE
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
The Shape Of My Heart by Corcoran reviews
Horatio learns about his magic and other things. Feedback would be appreciated!
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Death and Rebirth by MoonbeamDancer reviews
TommyMerton SLASH Merton is turned into a vampire, but can't remember how. Can he and Tommy be together or not, now that he's a member of the walking undead?CHAPTER 6 ADDED
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 5/23/2002
A Bargain at Any Price by RacingStripes reviews
Slash. Xander's dad sells him to Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,520 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Xander H., Spike
Coming Out by Kayla B reviews
Xander is dragged out of a closet he never knew he was in. Spike/Xander. Only partially posted here due to high rating. Full story is up on my webpage.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Taniwha by Elsa2 reviews
*COMPLETE* At the end of his fifth year Harry is sent to stay with Snape. Same old, same old, but with different scenery. Rated PG for some Bad Words
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,755 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shade More Than Man by Acamar reviews
*Complete* A story of two enemies who have come to live under one roof, and soon started sharing more than the same space... SS/SB SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,494 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
A Son for the Dark Lord by Serenthia reviews
Finding out that a Half-Dementor exists, Voldemort kidnaps him from his mother to create his own army of them. But little Severus proves to be more trouble than Voldemort counted on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/23/2001 - Published: 9/30/2001
Pink Buttons by wendybyrd reviews
A sequel to Magic Fingers, as requested, though you don't need to read that to read this. Strange things are afoot at the VA and meanwhile, Face is a little hesitant about things with Murdock. Total cheese.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2001
Magic Fingers by wendybyrd reviews
Face, as Ashley Hemmings, is trying to throw the social event of the year, but things keep messing up his plans, namely the discovery of jewel thieves and the arrival of Murdock. The two of them get to play Hardy Boys and find out some interesting things
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2001
Two Of A Kind by Skybright Daye reviews
A vignette featuring Face, Murdock, and The Jacket. Short , sweet, & sappy.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Published: 1/10/2001 - Complete
Deep Water by Macx reviews
based on the movie and the TV series; when Nick is kidnapped and drugged, his perception of the world and Godzilla in particular is changed forever
Godzilla: The Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,052 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2000
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