Dear honorable reader,

I can't be the judge of myself, but I know for sure that I'm the type to fool around and not take things too seriously. Whenever I hear something really sad or romantic, I gag or I make a joke about it. Once my friend's dog died and she started crying. I started getting a little sheepish listening to sap so I told her that her dog didn't do anything but eat and crap it out anyway, so what's the point?

So in my stor(y) I tend to go on a lighter tone. I'm not sure if a lot of you might like it, but it's a fun story to write. I'm not pretty, I made Morgana pretty because she is named after Morgan Le Fey, who is supposed to be pretty. But of course, Morgana is not evil and she doesn't have a half-brother. (Even though I would want to kill my father's killer/wife stealer's son too. Painfully. With knives.)

I hope you don't hate me for writing the stories that I do. And saying the weird things that I do.

"Your wasted time will be refunded." -Phantom Tollbooth

Name: dingy Quill

What kind of name is that: It just came into my mind!

DOB: 10-2-91

Age: 14

Race: Human. But you never know over the internet, I could be a potato with arms.

Fav Book(s): Harry Potter series.