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First of all I would like to say: I do not own the rights to any of the movies/books/tv shows/cartoons or any of the stories I write about. It's all just fanfiction.

I would like you to know some information about me:

My name's Alex. But my OC's name is Sally C. Malkowicz. My age is between 1 and 100 (pm your guess..hahaha). I am a big fan of Penguins of Madagascar, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Thor and Avengers. Big cartoon NEERD! I've started reading fanfictions a while ago.


What I ship:

Skilene (Penguins of Madagascar)

Blackfrost or Lotasha (Avengers)

LokixDarcy (Thor)

Blair and Chuck (Gossip Girl)

Fionna and Marshall/Prince Gumball (Adventure Time)

Finn and PB/Marceline (Adventure Time)

Rigby and Aileen (Regular Show)

Mordecai and Margaret (Regular Show)


I, kowalskirocks09, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews.


Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck.

Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.

Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.

Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.

Fanfiction: Because it's an escape. (from CeffylGwyn)


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If you LOVE cartoons and you aren't afraid to admit it, copy this in your profile!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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If your OBSESSED with Skilene, (Skipper and Marlene), then copy this and paste it on your profile!

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If you think that opposites DO attract, and that Skipper and Marlene is a great example of this. Then, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If you think that the heart has reasons, that reason cannot no. Then copy this, and paste it to your profile.(from Rookie70Penguin)

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The Last Can by shockinglyawesome
Another one shot I did for the Pewdiepie Mtn Dew FanFic challenge a couple months ago. When all the worlds mountain dew dries up, chaos and betrayal ensues! Will Pewds, Cry, and Marzia be able to survive it all?
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2015 - PewDiePie, CutiePieMarzia - Complete
Fake Dating by OwlSky15678 reviews
Dan has an amazing April Fool idea: to fake a relationship with Phil for a week. But maybe the fake dating will turn into real dating... Phan 1/1
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2015 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Monster, Part 2 by Upir reviews
Betrayal, burdens, attempted murder and the fractures Lyanne caused when she turned her back on the Avengers to join Loki in his quest for the Soul Gems. Things are less romantic than she had counted on, the Avengers struggle internally, and no one can be trusted. Continuing tale of the story "Monster." LokixOC, no Sue, mostly action. T for violence & language. Completed!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki, OC - Complete
A Friend, A Balm by MistakenMagic reviews
"No one else seemed to have noticed that Loki bruised far more easily than his brother." One-shot set during the close of Avengers Assemble. Implied Loki/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Pears by applecoral reviews
Clint is supposed to remind Natasha that she is allergic to pears. But when Clint is on a mission, Natasha accidentally eats a pear. But her knight in black leather, is always here to save her.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Forever and A Day by her-little-musings reviews
Set after the events of The Avengers. Darcy Lewis seeks out her old boss for a job after graduating college. What she didn't plan on was getting tangled in a strange relationship with the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,196 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
How the Mighty Have Fallen by MistakenMagic reviews
"Despite the blade grazing his skin, Clint smirked. "You gonna kill me, Tasha?" he murmured." Post-Avengers Assemble. Clint/Natasha heading towards Loki/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,481 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Piano by applecoral reviews
Tony buys a piano for Stark Tower and Loki teaches Natasha how to play. One-Shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Catch Me if You Can by applecoral reviews
Pirate Avengers AU. There was a reason she disguised herself as a man. In this society, women were expected to only be good housewives and bear children while the men got adventure and excitement. Natasha wanted to prove she could be just as good as a man.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Rebellion by applecoral reviews
Avengers High School AU. Natasha Romanoff is the new girl and catches the attention of a certain Clint Barton. As they begin to date, Natasha realizes that Loki Laufeyson, the school's bad boy, is the one she really wants to be with. Clint/Natasha moving towards Loki/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki] - Complete
Blame it on the Vodka by dhauren reviews
This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,784 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Princess of Asgard by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
Thor calls for Natasha's help to save his brother's life taking her to Asgard. Loki/Natasha. I suck at summaries. R/R
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,028 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Assembling Required by applecoral reviews
Avengers AU. It's the start of a new school year and our favourite Avengers are teachers! There will be drama, sparks will fly between certain teachers and pranks will be pulled! Assembling will be required.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Monster by Upir reviews
Lyanne Brooks was never normal, but when an experiment goes awry her world is shattered - at least until Fury shows up with a very tempting offer. Join the Avengers. But what she doesn't know is that her first mission will also be her most conflicting, and the battle she faces could be overwhelming. LokixOC, accurate characters, no Sue, T for Language and Mild Sensuality, COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, OC - Complete
The World Turned Upside Down by Sheherazade's Fable reviews
First Class AU. As mutants are hunted down around the world, Charles and Erik create a mutant homeland in Genosha. When CIA agents are dispatched to broker an alliance between the young country and the United States, paths cross and destinies are decided.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,062 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Moira MacTaggert - Complete