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Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Wrapped In Red by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,736 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Friendly Wager by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,062 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Out of Hand by relativelypositive reviews
She was only trying to shock Ron. She didn't mean for it to go any further. Instead, she made a faux pas that turned Hogwarts upside down. 6th Year AU. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,533 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forbidden Necessities by ActAppalled reviews
Entering 7th year of Hogwarts, Hermione is pleased to be Head Girl. But the shocking choice for Head Boy leaves her breathless. What happens when a tumble of confusing feelings leaves Hermione - and Draco - wanting more? HGDM Rated M for sex and language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,841 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete