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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand (So me! XD)

Hey fanfic lovers! I'm Himikai Mizorashi. I hope you like my stories cuz I'm kinda an amateur at it. and I like to have my profile ridiculously long so if you want to read it, you'll need at least half an hour.

(I'm really sorry but Akatsuki Puppies will be temporarily discontinued. I don't have enough time to keep writing and post it before a month had passed. Anyway, I hope to have this started up again somewhere in January. Thanks for reading!)

Names I go by/OCs: Himikai Mizorashi (Himi), Mizuyuki Kirahano(Mizu), Kiki, Arabella, Ayame Tsukimori
Favorite anime/manga: Bleach, Durarara!!, Naruto Shippuden, Kuroshitsuji (I/II), Ao no Exorcist, Beauty Pop, Beyblade Metal Fusion, No.6, Junjou Romantica, Loveless (Also Vocaloids)
Appearance (Naruto): Fangs, Claws Clothes: Black fingerless gloves with purple wolves, black T-shirt, black Capri’s, purple hoodie, headband around my neck.
(Naruto Shippuden) Clothes: Purple long sleeve shirt, black sleeveless hoodie that stops at my bellybutton, black pants, headband still around my neck
Eyes: Black
Hair: Black, bangs in front

Deviantart user: kibaAkamaru1
Youtube user: AkatsukiHimikai12

~ 2 of the BEST fanfics I've ever read are: Kitty Kurse by AbbyLovesDeidara (a story where the Akatsuki are turned into cats and put in our world) and A Simple Question by ClockRepair (a story where Itachi has to try and answer his little brother's questions without getting in trouble) Both of them are so awesome!~

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, OnyxSand, AkatsukiHimikai

If you support the theory that Madara poisoned Itachi, copy and paste.

If you want Uchiha Madara to burn for what he did, copy and paste.

If you think F.E.A.R. stands for Fuck Everything And Run, post this on your profile!

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

"You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" - Naruto Abridged 4

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters?

Sasori, Kiba and Akamaru, Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, Pein, Temari.

2. What is your favorite pairing?

NaruHina, ShikaTema, PeinKonan

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?

Yaoi, and (I guess) hentai

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Minor attempt at Itachi once for the Anime Central con in 2011

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Uh, Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3, Uzumaki Chronicles 2, Ninja Destiny 1, Path of the Ninja 2, Ninja Council 3, Ultimate Ninja Storm, Ultimate Ninja Storm 2, 1 Hidden Leaf headband, 1 Anti-Hidden Leaf headband, 6 mangas, 11 posters, 1 Akatsuki school messenger bag, 1 pair of Leaf earrings, 1 silver Sasori necklace(Sasori's symbol), 1 Sasori cosplay ring, 1 Naruto Trading card collector's tin(inclucing Fangs of the Snake, Will of Fire, Broken Promises, and two nameless packs), 1 Path of Pain trading card pack, 1 cosplay Akatsuki cloak, 1 pair of ninja shoes (my cat ate them ._.), several ninja cosplay accessories .

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Either Sasori or Kiba. I’d prefer Sasori.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina. Otherwise all that fainting would have been wasted.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru. I love yaoi and I hate Sakura more.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Sand Siblings.

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No. Tobi is Madara (too far in the series)

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Let's see, same hair, same eyes, same freaking smile! You either have to be blind or be dumber than a post not to see! (already too far in series)

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Sasori. (Itachi is in second place though.)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Kinda both. I still feel sorry for him though, he’s only the way he is cuz of the Leaf but then he went and killed Itachi! TT

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No. I've pretty much abandoned the anime and am now catching up in the manga

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Not yet, but I'm less that 15 chapters behind

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Yes. Either that or he’s on crack.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub. They messed up too many things! (Deidara's grunt, it's Sasori DANNA, not Sasori 'my man'. It sounds wrong. O.o, ect.)

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

ANTI! That pink-haired brat killed Sasori! T_T (Plus she’s still obsessed with Sasuke after all he’s done)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

ANNOYING! His character is confusing now that he's not Tobi or Madara.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Not anymore.

21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Since when was Guy-sensei ever sexy!? O_o

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara and Itachi

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome in an weird way.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Hidan being random like Tobi

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

HECK YEAH!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yup yup.

27. Do you like lemons?

YES!! ^///^

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My Dad does but my mom can’t even pronounce Naruto.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Omfg, i almost lost my loyalty to naruto. it's funny as hell but they point out so many things that it makes
naruto seem like the dumbest show in the universe. (my favorite is episodes 4 and 9)

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Nope.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Sadly, no, but I'm working on it!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yeah... they think I traced it. (Which I so did not!)

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Yes. Made them better.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope. (I was broke to begin with. -.-)

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Kinda, just to see how perverted.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Again, too far in the series. No.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I have . . . 37 fanarts.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

No, who’s still sexy with hands growing from his back? Besides, he’s kawaii, not sexy.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Many. Himikai Mizorashi, Mizuyuki Kirenagi, Amaya Tenshorii, Akira Akuboshi, Hanabi Oshimori, Akito Tenshorii, Youkai Kirenagi, Natsura, and some more that I don't feel like listing.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Pretty much. FOREVER THE LIFE OF A NARUTARD! XD

Favorite Quotes:

"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'" -Shairo of the Jashinist (Bri Nara)

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's freakin' hilarious.

You say I'm mean. But one question; when was I ever nice?

I don't suffer from iNSaNiTY, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM!

Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai

旦那 It means danna. The thing that Deidara calls Sasori. Translate the kanji, and laugh at the other meaning.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED!
You say HANNAH MONTANA I say THREE DAYS GRACE!
You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO!
You say RAP I say HELL YEAH!
You say I'M WEIRD I say YES I AM!
Yeah, I’m one of the 92% of teenagers who still love rap. (when it’s done right)

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Duh, Naruto!)

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Troublesome" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't even study! O.o No wonder I forget!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, then they kept on singing it forever just because..." -_-

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

i DoN'T SuFFeR FRoM iNSaNiTY... i eNJoY eVeRY MiNuTe oF iT. iF You aRE iNSaNe (aND LoVe VoCaLoiDS) aND eNJoYiNG eVeRY SeCoND, aND PRouD oF iT, CoPY THiS aND PaSTe iT iNTo YouR PRoFiLe!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. What?! It was cheating!! O.o

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. My Inner won't shut up. -_-

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .! (I completely fell for every one by accident)

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD,Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315,SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai

You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When (bold = the things I do):

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (I am SO doing that when I graduate! XD)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("What a drag..." "Foolish little brother." "...un.")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (Parents wouldn't let me, in video games however, my dogs are either Kiba or Akamaru.)

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee. (I say Rasen-Shuriken)

13) You try to kill your brother everyday

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball. (I mutter it. People next to me look at me like WTH?)

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei." (My teachers would get mad)

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (I got so many WTF stares. X3)

25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. (My pocket)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile (It wasn't on purpose! Honest! T_T My teacher was playing yoga music)

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag:
Made in China
(Must I say anything?)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
. . . seriously?

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds.
When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say,
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's funny as hell when i kick their ass, though)

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. ((Walking down memory lane) (Slap) WHY DID I DO THAT?! T_T)

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl,YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS, Bri Nara, AkatsukiHimikai

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction.)

If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. (I promise, I WILL NOT DIE UNTIL I KNOW WHAT THE ENDING IS!!!)

20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI:

1. Who is your favourite character?

Sasori and Hidan

2.What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing?

Sad but true. I prefer Tobi.

3. Who would you be team-up with?

I could get along with any of the teams but I’d prefer Sasori and Deidara.

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?

Element control and shape-shift into a demon wolf.

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react?

Call him a pedophile. (Eye twitch.)

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react?

Try to make him forget about the Jashinism thing by telling him ways to piss Kakuzu off.

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react?

Say "Pretty rose, Zetsu." Think, ‘Is that his knew girlfriend?’

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you. Thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi. He asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react?

Blink in total surprise and confusion but let him. Then when he's done, think it's a sign of the apocalypse.

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react?

Umm, ok, I don't have any change and I'll go shopping. But if he tries anything, I burn his money.

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke. When he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react?

Tell him i left to spy on Akatsuki, go with him, but I’m really there to spy on the Leaf. When i gather useful info, i go back to the Akatsuki. (I’m more loyal to Akatsuki)

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?

Step in, kick both their butts then say I'm the more skilled.

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's?

Neither. Deidara’s is too short and Sasori’s is too long. There needs to be a balance.

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge argument about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do?

Start arguing back. I probably got nothing else better to do

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer?

Challenge him to a race to see who can swim faster then leave once he’s in the water. (I don’t like swimming)

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react?

"Back Fish boy! No swimmy for me!"

16. What are your views on Sasuke?

He’s a dumbass. The little idiot doesn’t understand that his revenge is on the wrong person cuz it’s Madara’s fault. Go kill him, not your innocent and loving older brother.

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?

Eye Twitch) Um... how intense can you make your flames of youth, Lee? (Watch him scream "HOT!!!" then run before he remembers what he was doing before.)

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime?

Anime. I like having sound and color.

19. Which village would you prefer to live in?

Leaf.

~final question~ 20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more?

Um . . . NaruHina. Cuz if she faints one more time, I will build a machine, transport into Narutoverse, and slap both her and Naruto.

If you love NaruHina, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hinata: Do I ever cross your mind?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Do you like me?
Naruto: Not really
Hinata: Do you want me?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Would you cry if I left?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Would you live for me?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Would you do anything for me?
Naruto: No
Hinata: Choose--me or your life?
Naruto: My life
Hinata runs away in shock and pain and Naruto runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

THIS WILL HAPPEN!!

Don't you think so?

Sakura hears a knock at her door. She opens it, no one's there. But there is a bouquet of 16 roses at her door.

Where did these come from? She wondered. She picked it up and saw that there was a note, it said:

Dear Sakura,

I love you and I will until the last rose in this bouqet dies.

"Util the last rose dies? Well then I guess he'll love me for only - " She stopped because she noticed that one of the roses was...plastic. She stared in amazment, but she still thought of somthing, Who was it?

As she took the roses back into her house a pair of onyx eyes peeked around the corner, She took the roses, i wonder if she'll ever know it was me...the eyes thought.

(Personally, i think that both Karin and Sakura need to die and Sasuke needs to get a brain :)

IF YOU LIKE SASUSAKU OR HATE SASURIN POST HTIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

1) Sasori

2) Hidan

3) Konan

4) Itachi

5) Kiba

6) Deidara

7) Sasuke

8) Pein

9) Neji

10) Temari

11) Tobi

12) Gaara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Dei/Tobi. I found one, read halfway through it, then almost smashed my computer.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Itachi? Hmm . . . he’s ok. He’s one of the few who can make looking girlish cute.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Gaara getting Pein pregnant? Well I'd have to say that... Pein would just get an abortion -.- But still PEIN AND GARRA?! ZOMFJWTF?!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Neji . . . I remember a couple but he was never then main one.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Deidara and HIDAN?!?!?! *goes into uncontrollable fit of laughter.* That pairing will not, can not, and shall not ever make even a decent pairing.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? KibaNeji or KibaTema . . . KibaTema. I prefer ShikaTema, but I can't wrap my head around KibaNeji.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Omg . . . Sasuke walking in on Gaara and Hidan?They’d all probably die of embarrassment and mental scarring.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Konan/Tema. Ummm... Konan sees Temari for about 5 seconds and then they both walk away. There! What? I'm not making a romance thing with that! I really don't like yuri.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Sasori...Pein... I think it'd be hard to write a fluff for them. Their so . . . Well, it'd more than likely end up being OOC to some degree.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sasuke/Gaara? . . . . . . . I'm not creative enough for titles...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? ITACHI DEFLOWERING SASORI?! XD Uhmm, I dun know, probably something like a Hurt/Comfort

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Konan. No, we don't really read any fics about her.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Tobi? None of my friends draw anime and only one writes fanfiction and she hasn’t added Tobi.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Hidan/Itachi/Kiba. Hmm... Well if they did then it'd be a gay love triangle and I’m assuming Kiba just be killed off.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Temari? How the hell should I know? Ask Shikamaru.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Pein? PAIN BY THREE DAYS GRACE!! (lol, how original)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Sasori/Deidara/Gaara...Violence, cussing, blood and gore, eventual yaoi.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Temari to use on Hidan . . . I don’t know. Never have I felt so uncreative ._.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Tobi describing a relationship between Hidan and Pein? Sick, loud, sadism, scary, probable epicness.

20) How emo is Seven? Sasuke? BWAHAHAHAHA!! HE'S THE FUCKING KING OF EMO!!

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

RIP Itachi Uchiha

6/9/86-3/13/08

He shall live on in our hearts!

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~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, AkatsukiHimikai

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is so fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies.

Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
28 - AkatsukiHimikai
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

How to Tell if You're a Writer

(Bold the things you do)

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the pixie stix in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

Man, those pick up lines are just so cute! Gimme a tissue will you? sniffles

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

"Friends"

You and me are Friends

You Cry, I Cry

You Laugh, I Laugh

You Fight, I Got Your Back

You Jump Off A Bridge . . .

I'm gonna miss your emails.

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-All sane people who worked here quit

-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane

-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

-I will temporarily rule the world, forever

-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf man he heard it fine.

Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (Yay Weasel-kun!)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A *!!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!) It's Kite.

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the irony!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Yamato- Ancient name for Japan (Huh, never woulda guessed)

Konan - Instep (Hm, random, I expected something with paper)

Zetsu - Reed (So . . . a plant)

Kakashi - Scarecrow

Madara - Spot

Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer! And add another name to it till there's none left!