Hello fellow strangers! I am Indian Ink(bet you didn't realsie that). Personally I don't understand why biographies exist apart from for comical or science-homeworks reasons. Since I have no inclinations towards becoming a famous-crazy-scientist or have any sense of humour to speak of (though this was recently contradicted by my chemistry teacher, but I am staying firmto my belief) I have no idea why anyone -namely you-would be reading this. I seriously adivise/recommend you toemployyour time with more productive and or educational activities such as pitching biscuits at your pet dragon.

Really, I mean it.

Man! You are still reading this! :o

Let megrant you one of my greatly sought after opinions:

"Get. A. Life."

Go on. There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.

I am very easy to get along with, really.

Once you learnt how to worship me.

IfI have insulted anyone in any way - it was purely intentional.

Aah, chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.

Note: If you want to report me to the web manager for possible abuse, let me remind you that it was fully your rebelliousness that kept you reading my profile - I told you not to. you should learn to take responsibilities for your actions. Like me_ (Anyone know how to put a halo on top of the face?)

IMPORTANT INFORMATION: However, insult does not stand for anyone who happen to love Draco M.M. from H.P. (or someone smart with platinum-blonde hair and silver/blue eyes),Pirates of the Caribbeans, Lord of the Rings, flowers e.g. red carnations&poppy, Fluffbeard (my wanky-I mean wacky-friend's pale-pink-fluffy-maneating pencil case)(with googley eyes),vicious (but fair) basketball, ice, snow, fast and beautiful cars, smooth and shiny motorbikes (that go very fast)... and all books (especially the ones with oldy style hard covers and golden or silver edges).

My view of the world and everything in it are neatly sorted into three categories:

1) Valuables

2) Edibles

3) Rubbishes

Guess which you would go in?