"Dreams like a podcast,

Downloading truth in my ears.

They tell me cool stuff."

(all the caps lock below is my other self. I take pleasure in talking to myself.)

If anyone's wondering (if you are, you don't get a cookie because I'm selfish and fat) the haiku above is written by the one and only Apollo. THIS HAIKU IS MY FAVOURITE LINE OUT OF THE BOOK (you get cabbage if you know which book because my mom tries to make me eat them, but really, NO).

Anyway, my name is Reagan. I'm 13 years old and while I don't want to look saggy, I CAN'T WAIT TO ACTUALLY GROW UP AND HAVE MY COLLEGE EXPERIENCE OH MY GODS IT'S GOING TO BE SO COOL.

I totally need treatment for my ADD and skitzo, ugh. While I'm a demigod (Percy and I are TOTALLY on first-name basis now) I actually have ADD in real life. Attention problems and all that. Maybe a slight personality disorder. Thankfully, no allergies. DO YOU SEE ME CRYING TEARS OF JOY???

My mind is hyperactive, as is my insanity - I mean creativity drive. Keep watch of Crack!Fics.

I have many desires:

i. to meet Justin Bieber. along with Uncle Rick and Aunty Jo, he's my biggest inspiration.

ii. to get published. I'M ONLY 13 WOW BIG DREAMS.

iii. to graduate med school and dig into people's brains.

iv. to cure ADD and procrastination (DON'T THINK THAT'S HAPPENING SISTA) because I never get anything done it's annoying.

v. to have actual web friends. i have a couple on twitter but that's it. whoops.

vi. to ask Uncle Rick WHY he killed off Luke. I bet he was handsome (YOU'RE SO BOY CRAZY REAGAN UGH JUST DIE ALREADY AND IT'S NOT LIKE LUKE WOULD HAVE YOU ANYWAY); to ask J.K. Rowling WHY THE HECK IS FRED DEAD

vii. to stop the dementors from coming in my room every night.

viii. to learn HTML coding

ix. to learn how to draw.

x. to be able to kill off people who bully me without going to jail. Yup I just doubled my order of Dementor Repellent.

xi. to finish my homework.

xii. to get fat. My skinny ass frame disgusts me.

xiii. to cook like my mother. She's a great chef.

xiv. to get off the Internet. REALLY

Favourite pairings (in no particular order):

Percy Jackson:

Percabeth I mean, WHO DOESN'T SHIP THEM?

Salleidon. or something. Sally and Poseidon.

Lazel. Leo and Hazel. I don't really ship them but I love Leo and can't stand seeing my baby hurt and alone.

Frazel. There's plenty of Hazel to go 'round, eh?

Me and Percy. Sorry Annabeth.

Jasper. Piper and Jason.

Harry Potter:

Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. HPGW I think.

Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. HGRW.

Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour. WHY ARE THERE EVEN PEOPLE DISLIKING PHLEGM - UH, FLEUR?

Cho Chang and Cedric Diggory. A little too late, aren't I?

Me and Fred. My poor darling is gone, though.

The Hunger Games:

Peeta and Katniss. I'm not even sure what they're called together.

Finnick and Annie. DAMN IT WHY MUST FINNICK DIE??

Katniss and Gale. Oh, the possibilities, had Peeta not but in.

Me and Finnick. Have I mentioned I love boys. Especially good looking boys who swim?

Me and Gale. Ugh the amount of hot dudes Katniss knows

Naruto:

SasuHina. I don't know but they're so cute in fanfiction, although their relationship isn't cannon I- I-??

NejiTen. Except Neji's dead.

ShikaTema. Kishi-san has made it quite obvious THEY'RE MEANT TO BE

Me and Sasuke. Sorry, I've got a soft spot for dark, brooding avengers.

Not a part of any other fandoms enough to read fanfiction, so I guess that's all for now.

11/03/13

Reagan is currently working on The House of Hades and she is reading fanfiction and many many books while wasting time on tumblr twitter and facebook oh and of course shipping herself with Logan Lerman ooh that hottie.