Hi! I'm Natalie, I'm 14, my birthday's on March 18th, I have green eyes and blonde hair, I live in America (don't like the president), and use the American names. If you don't like it, take a chill pill and calm down!

Fav Saying:

"Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned."

Fav Color:

Pink

Fav Bushisms:

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." —Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001 Yes, we should be talking about the nation of Africa.

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001 He or HER?

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000 This is just my opinion, but I'd rather have an anarchy than Bush as dictator.

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001 Yes, that is unacceptable.

"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." —Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000 I believe it's the judicial branch's job to interpret law.

"They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000 Not on grammar, they didn't.

"All of us is sorry that fire has devastated life and the countryside here."—August 11, 2003 All of us is sorry, too.

"I also wanna thank Ben Nighthorse Campbell who's over here from the great state of Colorado. Colorado has also faced a lotta fire, too many fire."—August 11, 2003 Summerhaven, Arizona. Referring to the U.S. Senator from Colorado.

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."—Washington, D.C. July 25, 2003 Hoping to achieve the road map to peace in the Middle East

"Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry, and we're by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to that, and I'm proud to report that. This isn't a contest of who's the most generous. I'm just telling you this as an aside. We're generous. We shouldn't be bragging, but we are. We're very generous,"—Washington, D.C. June 16, 2003. Trying not to brag... and failing.

"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world's worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." —September 5, 2002 Southbend, Indiana Speaking at a fundraising dinner.

"There's no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide." —August 29, 2002 Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

"September the 11th changed me. I remember the day I was in the -- at Ground Zero, on September the 4th, 2001. It's a day I will never forget." — October 27, 2004 Lititz, Pennsylvania The day, maybe not, but the date is an entirely different matter.

"I have a record in office, as well. And all Americans have seen that record. September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget." —October 18, 2004 Marlton, New Jersey And again he has trouble with the space-time continuum.

"The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership." —October 28, 2003 White House Dubya: President of the World

"That's the basic principles of the faith-based initiative which you've heard a lot about." —July 16, 2003 Washington, D.C. Please, children, speak as I should, not as I do.

"There's a lot of initiatives around from the faith-based program that track the child who needs to be mentored. And the best place to find mentors, of course, is you can fund them every Sunday"—July 16, 2003 Washington, D.C. Continuing to single-handedly destroy the concept of subject-verb agreement.

"Congress wouldn't act, so I signed an executive order. That means I did it on my own." —March 3, 2004 Los Angeles, California Awwww, wittle Georgie's growing up!

Fav Quotes

Ares: Nothing more need be said. Ding dong-- the bitch is dead. Xena: Warrior Princess

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Mr. Blik: Look!

Waffle: (gasp) A finger! Catscratch

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Villager: Can your science explain why it rains?

Sokka: Yes! Yes it can! Avatar: The Last Airbender

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Waffle: Splee! Catscratch

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Sara: Why are you throwing phone books?

Warrick: Because a beaker gets glass all over the place! CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Old lady in the park: I don't think he wanted to do that. 101 DalmatiansWarrick: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?

Grissom: The winner? CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Waffle: It's like a beard. If beards were made of arm. Catscratch

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Waffle: Well, I'm not a scienterist, but if going down the slide made Mr. Blik all staticky, maybe going up the slide would make him okay again.

Mr. Blik: Hey, if going down the slide made me all staticky, maybe going up the slide would make me okay again.

Waffle: Hey! Didn't Gordon just say that? Catscratch

Grissom: May we come in?

Lady Heather: Say the magic word.

Brass: Warrant. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Fav Songs:

Anywhere But Here by Hilary Duff

Bad Day by Daniel Powter

Everything I'm Not by The Veronicas

Everytime We Touch by Cascada

I Ain't Never Had Too Much Fun by Billy C. Farlow

I Put the "Metro" In Metronome by Cute Is What We Aim For

My Boyfriend's Back by The Spazzys

Newport Living by Cute Is What We Aim For

No Daddy by Teairra Marì

Risque by Cute Is What We Aim For

Skin by Rascal Flatts

Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne

Suds In The Bucket by Sara Evans

Walk Away by Kelly Clarkson

Who I Am Hates Who I've Been by Relient K

You're Beautiful by James Blunt

Fav Movies:

Dodgeball

Evolution

Harry Potter (all four of them)

Holes

Mean Girls

Miss Congeniality

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Pirstes of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Rat Race

Least Fav Nicknames:

'Big Red' (Don't ask)

'Dumb Blonde' (Thank you, Jeremy)

'Nat' (I know it's the typical nickname for someone with my name, but it reminds me of a bug.)

Fav Shows:

Charmed

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Danny Phantom

House, MD

Lost

Xena: Warrior Princess

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Fav Bishies:

Dan Radcliffe (Just look at him!)

Drake Bell (Oh, what I wouldn't give to be a girl on that show)

Jesse McCartney (That boy is fine!)

Patrick Stumph (Whee! Fall Out Boy!)

Pierre Bouvier (Je voudrais coucher avec lui.)

Sean Biggerstaff (plays the very cute Keeper for the Gryffindor Quidditch team)

Fav Genres:

Drama

Humor

Romance

Fav Accents:

Australian

English

Scottish

Thank y'all so much for reading this.

P.S. My best friend ScrewedForLife is also on here. Be sure to check out her profile, too!