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Joined 01-29-04, id: 530351
Name: McKenzie
Age: 15
Sex: Female
AIM: purplebanana88

My Hobbies:
-reading Harry/Draco fan fics
-reading Dark/Suicidal/Horror fics
-reading slash/yaoi/shonen-ai of any type
-reading fantasy/magic/evil/scary books
-reading Raenef/Eclipse fan fics
-annoying people who flame said reading objects
-riding horses...(i love my horse, Cocoa!)
-being repetitive, redundent, and repeating myself and oh, yeah, saying the
same thing over and over again
-talking to friends while trying to convince them not to bring me 20 books
in one day cause it causes me distress...my back is severely injured...
-typing with these "..."
-being a smartass to stupid people who think they are "all-that"
-making insults that are so complex no one understands them...thereby
rendering said insults pointless, but funny
-making insults that are not as complex as previous insults so the object
of my insults understands i am insulting them
-object of previous two hobbies is often the object of 3rd previous hobby
-confusing people so they are unaware of my own confusing state of being
-rambling...never can have enough good rambling...

Here ends my depressing look back on my life...which is non-existent...BUT! that doesnt matter cause i can always have the voices which delude my already dillusional mind tell me that i have a very meaningful life...although it does defeat the purpose of my having a life if i have to tell myself that...oh well!

BUH~BYAS

~"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"
"Think it will work?"
"It would take a miracle."~
-The Princess Bride
The greatest movie of all time.

If you managed to read all this and not think im insane i pity your lack of intelligence...that is not ment to be an insult...although it might come across as one...please dont attack me!

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Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,694 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and his white wolf by unmei3 reviews
DH slash One night Harry meets a white wolf. What happens when he finds out who his wolf really is? A bit angsty and a bit fluffy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,023 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fine Line Between Heaven and Hell by n0b0dys-ang31 reviews
The Sequel to Of Gods and Men, beginning where the previous story left off. Ginny and Darius further their relationship, and discover that Adrian isn't that bad. But When Clautius attacks, will he show his true colors? chapter 3 is up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,056 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Suicide Solution by Kaiya Darkwolf reviews
COMPLETE.Death, strong language, torture and general disturbing things.A Severitus challenge,A Dark Harry fic.During the summer something happens that changes the way Harry is, he loses friends but makes others, then soemthing drastic changes even that
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 61 - Words: 106,132 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Of Gods and Men by n0b0dys-ang31 reviews
CHAPTER 34 IS UP! This story Sniff is not complete! Summary: when harry answers an unlikely call for help he never imagined how radically it would change his life
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 338,011 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forty Five by n0b0dys-ang31 reviews
SONGFIC set to 45, song by Shinedown. Set four years out of Hogwarts, rated R for character death and suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Harry P.