(also on fiction press)

My name is Freddie Flicker. Catchy eh? Bet your never going to find another guy named Freddie Flicker. If you do, I'll take the mirror off you, because that doesn't count. I have many interests that probably do not concern you, which I am not going going to list because a) too long and b) you'll just get bored. If you want to find out the things I like, then look at the stuff I review if your that much of a stalker. Mainly fantasy/sci-fi.

Now, just because I have a fairy as my avatar does not mean I'm homosexual. I have a fairy because its a boss. I mean, look at it's face. The face of a bloody angel. And it's got fit abs. Even your boyfriend doesn't have those abs. Even your imaginary boyfriend doesn't have those. And what's this? It has a big cat next to it. Except, its a fairy, so in order to get that big cat down to size, its gotta shrink it. How about that? It can perform a shrinking spell. How damn awesome. And look at those wings!

Okay, enough lusting. I like to read proper stories myself, not one-shots or those sex fan fics that some of you seem intent on putting on the internet. I'm mainly here to get a good story. Sadly, I am British, and feel incredibly awkward when disagreeing with other people, but rest assured, I seriously think my constructive criticism could be used. But then again, you never get to hear it, so that statement is completely pointless...

I don't write stories myself. This is for many small reasons that I don't care about. Occasionally, I try to write songs. They often fail, but that doesn't matter. But stories-with actual plots? I can't do that. I'm such a hypocrite aren't I?