This was just about the dumbest idea she had ever heard. Marry a guy she barely knew? But sometimes desperate people do crazy things. And crazy things can sometimes be the best things you ever do...

Text messages from our beloved characters.

Emma Nolan, rich, famous, heiress to Nolan Tech, frustrated by her life, unable to get anyone to take her seriously as a businesswoman, flees to her New York life for Hawaii. A chance meeting with grad student-turned-mechanic Killian Jones might change her life forever. If she lets it. Rated M for a reason!

They met one night 8 years ago, never thinking they'd see each other again. Now she runs a small-town Barbecue joint, and he's the new owner of the local meat market. She rolls her eyes every time he throws an innuendo her way about "slipping her some sausage", but eventually... Well, you know the story. This one starts with a "Meat Cute".

How can Killian Jones ask his aggressively aloof neighbor on a date without making her uncomfortable? And how can he ensure that he doesn't default to having a one-night stand with her? His unusual solution: announce his affections anonymously and hope for the best. Companion piece to With Affection from Killian's point-of-view.

Killian Jones is one drunken mistake from never setting foot on a movie set again. Enter Emma Swan, the woman his manager has paid to pretend to date him and clean up his image. It seems straightforward enough...but there's always trouble with faking it. CaptainSwan.

Emma Swan and Killian Jones sit next to each other during their Human Sexuality class at college. Emma is quite interested in her shy neighbor, but he has a small secret. Written for CS AU Week - Lieutenant Duckling with a Modern AU twist!

AU! Princess Emma and Lieutenant Killian are both to be engaged, but there's a slight problem. They both hate each other. Two weeks on a ship with one another may be just the thing they need to get something to spark between them.

Emma/ Hook AU- Emma and Killian start a relationship over text messages and chaos ensues...lots of mistaken identity/sassy exchanges. They meet and go on an adventure against Gold, mess (in a playful way) with each other and you know, try not to get themselves murdered. Humour, adventure, romance and well... Even Victor...Funny, different. NEW STORY 36-38 -THE PROPOSAL (same chaos)

Killian Jones has a way with words. Or he used to... but after the accident things weren't the same. When he fires his editor the publishing company sends him someone new to determine if his career can be salvaged or if he's a lost cause..."No one uses the word malfeasance! Damn it Killian, are you drunk again?" (NOW complete!)

With the curse still holding all of Storybrooke and their memories, Killian and Belle are in a blissful marriage unknowing to who they really are. Will they still find it in themselves to love each other once the curse is broken? Rated M for sexy stuffs -grin-

Killian is forced to give his daughter up for adoption. Emma is the one who ends up adopting her.

Because the conversation had to happen eventually... Post 4.04, no spoilers for anything else.

Killian and Belle Jones are a happily married couple in Storybrooke. How will things turn out for them when Emma enters town? Starts before the One Shot! Captain Beauty with Rumbelle scenes.

Old-fashioned, music-loving Killian Jones is pleasantly surprised to find a kindred spirit in the cynical, yet intriguing Emma Swan. There's only the small issue of distance: 5640 miles. A CS pen-pal AU.

"Our love is pastured, such a mournful sound." Killian was left behind with Emma and Henry when the curse struck, memories intact. But it still wasn't happily ever after. Captain Swan. Post Curse AU series

Princess Emma meets blacksmith Killian. The path to true love is winding and full or thorns.

AU: When Emma Swan, a young social worker, stumbled into Killian Jones's hospital room looking for her mischievous son she never thought the encounter would go farther. But she'll soon come to realize that Killian needs her more than she knows. And maybe, she might need him too.

Over the 4 months it took to save Henry, Emma and Killian had 4 times in Neverland and once in Storybrooke, each accompanied by a different feeling. Desperation. Anger. Jealousy. Passion. And finally - Love. Captain Swan. 5 part series.

Slight AU. Before Emma left Storybrooke and all of her memories behind, she and Hook shared a night together on their return from Neverland. But what happens in Storybrooke, doesn't always stay in Storybrooke... Angst/Humor/Drama/Fluff/Baby!Fic.

After defeating the Wicked Witch and returning to the Enchanted Forest, a prince arrives with the goal of winning Emma's hand in marriage. He attempts to snare her with a love potion, but Hook intervenes and winds up activating the potion himself, causing Emma to fall in love with him. The effect is temporary, but it's going to be a hell of a ride until it wears off. Captain Swan.

Both Emma's and Killian's dreams crumble on the same night. They find comfort in each other.

Hook sneaks into Emma's room in the middle of the night and seduces her with a bet while she is still living with Mary Margaret and David. Captain Swan Oneshot written as a prompt for Xarrya on tumblr.

Prompt: In fairy tale land Hook saves Emma from Cora, and in Storybrooke Emma saves Hook from Rumple. RATING NOW CHANGED. Yes, it went up.