Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley,she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of
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Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Re-post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

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1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

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10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

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You want to dress up like a Sailor Scout for Halloween.

You name your cats Luna and Artemis.

You make your own variants on their attacks, "Dish Cleaning Activation!... Palmolive Bubble Blast!".

You get invited to a wedding and think "Oh, cool, I get to dress like Tuxedo Mask.".

You start thinking it's strange that your grandfather is more than three feet tall.

You take your black cat to the arcade(even though it clearly says NO PETS), make the cat tap on the game machine, then you play a taped message of Luna's "Kitty stalks by moonlight..." password phrase from your mini-tape recorder in an attempt to bypass security protocol and to contact Central Command.

You print up Sailor Moon fliers, and leave them in phonebooths, on parked cars, etc... in hopes to recruit more Sailor Moon fans.

You paint your laptop computer blue and put the mercury symbol on top. Then you go around telling people that Sailor Mercury let you borrow her computer.

You sit in class all day dreaming about Sailor Moon.

You are convinced that your teacher is Queen Beryl.

You have pictures of Sailor Moon for your wallpaper in windows

You personally spend hours developing a Sailor Moon expansion set for the popular card game 'Magic: the Gathering'.

You see (TM) beside a trademark and you think to yourself "Why is Tuxedo Mask's signature on that item?"

You wonder how much money it would take to buy DIC and get everything translated.

You use your computers CD-ROM drive more for listening to the Sailor Moon CD, than for playing computer games.

You start up a Sailor Moon fan club at school.

You spend 3 days of your 4 day trip to Japan, just buying Sailor Moon merchandise.

You're standing next to a hot tub at a spa, and when someone turns on the bubbles you freak out because you think its Sailor Mercury trying to communicate.

You wear your new Sailor Moon T-shirt as much as possible. You only wash it by hand, because you don't dare put it in the washing machine in fear that the picture will crack and fade.

You start wondering what you will do when you get all the episodes taped, then you scold yourself for thinking such a thing. You've been planning this for weeks, your gonna put all the episodes in order and have a party where you watch 32 and a half hours straight of Sailor Moon!

You start feeling really bad and wonder what's left for you in life just because you've seen all the episodes they've shown in North America and can't imagine waiting until September for new ones (IF they even play them!)

A friend ask you 'Who would be your ideal mate?', but you have trouble figuring out a way to tell him your idealmate is a cartoon character.

EVEN your Moonie friends think YOU watch too much Sailor Moon!

You ask the ice cream vendor for a popsicle in the shape of a crescent moon.

You sew little cresent moon patches onto all of your clothes.

You send a script you've written, to Paramount Studios for a live action Sailor Moon movie.

You even know the names of all the Negaverse monsters.

Your mom changes her name to Serena, just to get your attention.

You tell your teacher you can't stay in detention because you have to attend a Sailor Scout Meeting

You tell your dad (whose and expert at mechanics) to make you and your friend a watch so you can contact her when you see the Negaverse

You stick meatballs in your hair and walk around the streets in hope to bump into Darien.

When your asked to recite the planets in order from the sun, you say,"Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and Saturn."

When your asked to recite the outer planets you say,"Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Saturn."

You wonder if you can be Sailor Asteroid Belt.

The spirits in the fire are now calling you and you put them on hold because Sailor Moon is on.

You join the animal rescue league in hopes that you might find Luna.

You begin to cross your favorite thing with Sailor Moon i.e, Sailor Eponine, Tuxedo Jones (as in, From Indiana Jones), Sailor Beanie Baby...

You can rattle off more than 50 of these by memory.

You personally own more than 5 Sailor Moon sites.

You have at least 50 or more Sailor Moon sites bookmarked (I counted all of mine to make sure of the right number!).

You have written numeros letters to Rachel Blanchard (Clueless) asking her to wear her hair in meatballs on an episode of the show to show

You flood Starfox's mailbox with hatemail for closing down the first YKYWTMSMW page (don't actually do this...)

Last summer you were seen running around throwing ice cubes screaming "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"

You dress up like Zoisite and go around school trying to find the 7 rainbow crystals. When people laugh at your costume, you throw rose petals in their face.

You dress up like Malachite and crash a Sailor Moon stage show, state who you are, what you want (the crystal) and start throwing pink boomerangs at them.

When security drags you away you scream out Zoisite's name and yell that your going to join her real soon.

The security gaurds at the DIC know you by name.

All you have to do is THREATEN to talk about Sailor Moon to shut up your friends! :)

You play all you Sailor Moon sound files backwards to see it there are any hidden messages that everyone else missed.

You still like Malachite, even though you know 'the truth'.

You go antiquing for your very own Crystal Key.

You find a strong resemblence between Tuxedo Nephlyte and Howie D as a vampire in the Everybody (Backstreet's Back) video.

You now put Star Seed atop you Christmas tree or Hanuchka bush.

You've printed every Sailor Moon fan-fiction off the web and created you very own Sailor Moon library.

No matter how hard you try, the people at the publishing company won't seem to accept your Sailor Moon Novel.

You join anti-moon pages so you can bring them down from the inside!

People you don't even know come up to you and hand you a Sailor Moon item they bought on their vacation for the simple reason that they "saw it and immediately thought of you".

You don't want a car for your sixteenth birthday, you want a plane ticket to Japan.

You whip out your Sailor Moon wallet during a school function, and all the moonies you converted are summoned to you.

You have been dubbed "The Sailor Moon Queen" but you insist that they call you Queen Serenity instead.

You had to add extra memory to your computer just so you could keep all your Sailor Moon files.

You got a Chibi Chibi doll, directly imported from Japan.

Instead of talking, you just say "Chibi chibi"

You run up to people, shove your Chibi Chibi doll in their face and scream "Chibi Chibi!" in their ears and when they say "Who is this?" you say "Chibi Chibi." and whn they say "What?" you say "Chibi Chibi" etc...

You draw the sign of Mercury on your homework and tests, in hopes of scoring a higher grade.

You put cheesy quotes from the Sailor Says into your email signature file.

You decide not to talk about Sailor Moon for the day...you barely manage to get to school.

You make your very own, "Moonie and proud of it!" pin and stick it onto your backpack.

You know the theme song by heart, but when someone asks you to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, you're clueless.

You and your moonie pals hold Sailor Moon Marathons each week, and have contests over who remembers the most lines.

You are immensely jealous when you don't win those contests...

You rejoiced when you heard Sailor Moon was coming to Cartoom Network June 1st, see SOS for more details.

You grab your non-Moonie pals to your weekly Sailor Moon Marathons...and convert them into Moonies!

You make a comic for the school newspaper with at least three Sailor Moon in-jokes a day.

You could be mistaken for a Senshi at first glance.

You look physically like one Senshi but spend all your time searching for the right clothes...

You have to make a hero for creative writing. You submit a Sailor Moon fanfic and get an A.

You did it! You did it! After 6 months of waiting, you hair is long enough and just wavy enough to look exactly like Sailor Jupiter's! Now where's that transformation pen...

You get Nephlyte's little symbol encrusted on your class ring.

When you dream, you dream that you have hit the motherload of sailor moon goodies!

You've done ALL of these before you even knew this list existed!

When you see the Blues Brothers 2000, you immediately drag all your friends (moonie or not) to see it 'coz when they sing "Ghost riders in the sky", there's a Sailor Moon doll in a stall for around half a second!

You get caught surfing down the lanes of the supermarket in a shopping cart like Sailor Mars.

You try to teach your black cat to talk to you.

You try to teach your now talking cat to speak with an accent like Luna's.

You see two big black birds outside of your local Shinto temple, so you go around screaming to all your Moonie friends that you found Sailor Mars.

You stand in a field in your new Sailor Jupiter costume with a lightning rod strapped to your head, while doing your best Lita pose and saying "Jupiter Thunder Dragon!", hoping to be struck by lightning.

When you drive and meet up with a bad driver, you suddenly have an urge to yell, "In the name of the moon I will punish you!" and then honk in the rhythm of the theme song.

You pledge allegiance to the Sailor Scouts:

I pledge allegiance to Sailor Jupiter
And all of the Sailor Senshi.
Thunder and lightning for which she stands,
one nation, Crystal Tokyo, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.

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