A collection of random, hilarious and mostly OOC oneshots that will have you laughing (maybe cringing too) while I experiment with the utterly improbable for the Fowl universe. Latest; Foaly has been trying for months on end, but the magical night finally comes when he actually hacks into Artemis's diary. Taking requests; even the weirdest ones, so bring it on.

takes place a month after the last gaurdian, holly is confussed about her feelings for artemis, but artemis doesnt seem to have the same problem, but are the challenges that are sure to follow, be to much for them to even start a relationship, and how will they tackle these problems. my first fanfic enjoy *spoilers* (obviously) ok summary doesn't really fit story sorry

What if Gilbert and Anne had made friends earlier? What if... AU

After the novels, blah, blah, blah. Val has strange dreams and when Saracen and Dexter show up things only get stranger. Road trip, anyone? Yeah, it's Saracen/Dexter, so homophobes can skip this one. Spoilers. Light and fluffy. At first. Valduggery, Sexter, Shudkin.

NOTE: TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS. Annabeth moves to New York and attends Percy's high school. No demigods, AU. This WILL NOT follow the same cliché plot as every other fanfiction ever. It's all about conflicting feelings and untangling emotional knots. This is Percabeth, but it may not seem like it at the beginning. Don't worry, there's plenty of fluff ahead. Rated T just in case.

Holly is her own person, and she gets to make her own decisions. That mean, her love life is completely up to her and she can choose who she wants; Artemis can't control that. But that doesn't mean that Artemis doesn't want her... all to himself. Songfic, AxH, one-shot

Ayla's life is completely changed when she's stolen from an orphanage and into a life in the intelligence service at CHERUB. She meets friends, makes enemies, falls in and out of love and most importantly, travels on missions that could even save the entire world.

It's been 3 years since Artemis recovered from the Atlantic Complex, 4 since they came back from Hybras. Everyone gets together to make a Christmas that Holly will never forget. Story was on hiatus for a while. Starting to update again.

Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?

When Artemis's parents force him to go to sports camp, Artemis is horrified. Juliet and Holly go with him to keep him company, but that doesn't mean they keep him from making a complete fool out of himself! AxH. Rated T cuz I feel like it COMPLETE

A re-done of the General, where James goes on a mission back to Russia with Kerry and trys to win her back, without dieing first.

Things aren't what they seem for the CHERUBs. What once seemed like hate now will turn to love, but as with love not everything works out well. Unrequited love grows and passion blossoms. Finished, will start a sequal if I get a few good reviews please RR