Poison Ivy wants to celebrate her birthday with a grown-up women only evening. She insists on Harley Quinn being there, which is problematic, since it means Harley has to leave her toddler children in the care of their father, the Joker. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to Freelancer Mississippi for the suggestion of Emilia joining in on Girl's Night :-)

Fortunately for everyone who enjoys this series, I can't stop writing them :-) This time, Jack Napier is a clown at Haly's Circus, and a rival of the Flying Graysons. When the circus arrives in Gotham City, Jack meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and his destiny.

In the year following the Battle of Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall faces the past, transforms the present, and rebuilds the future. Featuring some Quidditch, plenty of Transfiguration, an alive Dougal McGregor, a couple of McGonagall brothers, and a castle in desperate need of repair (and maybe even a chocolate frog card or two).

Giovanni's niece begins a new life in her uncle's custody. Both must adjust to their new roles in each other's lives and learn what truly makes them, and Team Rocket, a family. Giovanni/Jessie/James/Meowth/Butch/Cassidy/Domino/Mondo/others

Think 2016 is the worst possible US presidential election ever? Think again! ;-) President Lex Luthor is running for his second term in office, when the Joker decides to run against him. Will Luthor's politically savvy but morally bankrupt campaign win against the Joker's political inexperience, insanity, and pledge to "Make America Laugh Again"? ;-)

My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, narrated by the Clown Prince of Crime himself! Happy 65th birthday to the one and only Joker :-)

In the village of Godric's Hollow, the Dumbledore family is falling apart. Kendra Dumbledore is dead, and Albus is the unwilling guardian to his wayward brother Aberforth, and Ariana, their mad sister in the attic. But everything changes with the arrival of Gellert Grindelwald, violently charming juvenile delinquent with an obsession for the fabled Deathly Hallows.

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part III is a tale of World War II, where Arkham Camp on the Western Front experiences a treat when the double act of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy come to entertain them...

Harley Quinn becomes jealous of another woman in the Joker's life, and overcompensates by becoming even more of a doormat than usual to keep him with her. Joker uses Harley's jealousy to his advantage, until Harley figures out that's just what he's doing, and turns the tables on him by playing him at his own game...

For everyone who requested another in this series :-) Yet another tale of the young Dr. Harleen Quinzel's first meeting with the man known as Jack Napier.

Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.

My take on how Joker and Harley would react to the events in the Suicide Squad and New 52 universe in general. (I am not a fan of the Suicide Squad, or the New 52 universe in general! XD) When Amanda Waller comes to recruit Harley, she is foiled by Joker, and vows to make him suffer until Harley agrees to join the Suicide Squad. And so she sends Deadshot to Gotham...

Second scary Halloween story, because I couldn't resist! XD Batman is fear gassed by Scarecrow and wakes up to find that he's a patient in an Arkham Asylum run by the inmates. Is it a Halloween prank, a fear gas hallucination, or has Batman always been crazy all along? Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion. :-)

Suggested by a guest reviewer, this is a version of the story of Beauty and the Beast featuring the residents of Arkham Asylum :-)

Jervis Tetch gets his hands on alien technology which allows him to manipulate the fabric of reality on a subatomic level. An accident involving said technology has unintended, and potentially disastrous consequences when The Joker and Bruce Wayne find themselves trapped in each other's bodies...

Poison Ivy claims that the events in "Batman: Arkham Knight" started with a meeting of all the supervillains. This is my take on what that meeting was probably like. Minor spoilers from "Batman: Arkham Knight" (Go play it - it's awesome! :-)

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek take on the latest cinematic look of the Joker and how it came to be. I wrote this after I saw both the cover image and Jason Anarchy's similar Bruce Wayne image on Twitter. Hope the people who like the new look appreciate the humor, and to those of you who don't, hope it helps you laugh at the pain, which is what Mr. J would want ;-)

When Jervis Tetch receives a letter from his brother informing him of their parents' death, he returns home to England to sort out his inheritance. He is accompanied by five other residents of Arkham Asylum, who inflict their presence on both him and Blighty, but might come in handy when Tetch discovers that his parents' death may not be as straightforward as it seems...

The Joker kicks Harley Quinn out, declaring that his life will be better off without her. And thanks to the Riddler, Joker gets to see if that's true. This story is a belated birthday gift to my #1 fan, blackcat9517, whose support and suggestions have been invaluable :-) Thanks also to TeamRocketRose-Rachel, Starscream's Biglover, AllxThatxRemains, and Unsound Escape for the ideas!

For all those who requested another in this series :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is working with the GCPD, and goes undercover as Harley Quinn to infiltrate the Joker's gang. Needless to say, things don't go to plan...

Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?

The Joker and Harley Quinn are enjoying family life with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., who are cheerfully oblivious to their roles as criminal lunatics. But when the Clown Couple go out for a quiet date night, they get a lot more than they bargained for.

Poison Ivy's world is turned upside down when Dr. Jason Woodrue, the man who transformed her from Pamela Isley into Poison Ivy, comes back into her life to ask for forgiveness. Ivy trusted him once and vows never to do so again, but can she really feel nothing for the man she gave up everything for?

In an effort to confine the inmates to Arkham Asylum, Bruce Wayne provides the funds for them to make their own version of the movie "Titanic." No one is prepared for the final result. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion, and for making the poster - enjoy! :-)

"The Joker had never taken anything seriously, until Harley Quinn stepped into his life." In which Joker describes his feelings for Harley. Oneshot.

James' life becomes a living nightmare when Giovanni decides to test an experimental drug on agents he feels are weak. Jessie learns to embrace love, while Mondo learns protecting the innocence of others can sometimes demand sacrificing your own instead.

Her collarbone was sharp beneath his hand. He felt her breath rising and falling unevenly, perhaps in panic. In between her silent, wild gasps, Voldemort felt a heart shuddering somewhere. Perhaps she thought he meant to strangle her. Perhaps he should.

Missing moments from all throughout the canon. Let's call it a project to help Your Dear Professor McGonagall with her writer's block. First place in Morning Lilies' Photo Album Competition.

James gets hit with an attack that causes him to fall in love with the first person he sees, which could only mean it's Jessie! How do they manage? Does Jessie pumel him? What's Meowth's reaction? Fluffy Oneshot. Rocketshipping!

Old, discontinued. Neoshipping!

It's that painful time of the month for Cassidy, But it is just as uncompfortable for her partner. How will Butch survive the horonal hurricane of his mensturating partner and what realizations will he discover within himself? somewhat Neoshippyness

Jessie had been beaten and raped for quite some time in Team Rocket HQ. Butch promises he'll save her. But will she ever be saved? Not a Jessie and Butch romance. Very strong T

James decides to propose to Jessie. Will it go as planned? Of course not. Told from James' PoV.

A storm has hit! And Team Rocket are confined to a dingy Youth Hostel... what happens? Read to find out! Hahaha!

Team Rocket need a new battle plan! But again, our villians are sidetracked... i wonder why? PWarning sexual content! Refer to rating...All characters are copyright, and belong to there respected owners.

Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

A special episode in which Jessie, James, Meowth, Butch and Cassidy spend Halloween night in a strange castle in Lavender Town. They have nothing better to do than telling scary stories...

This one’s based at the Team Rocket headquarters. Though, I don’t know if accommodation is provided there, I just made up that there is and that’s where all the offduty agents stay. Tee hee. We'll see what happens eh?

A short little Madame Boss and Miyamoto ficcette... Shoujo-ai implications.

A story that starts right back at the beginnings of Team Rocket and ends with the death of Miyamoto. The life of Madame Boss, the mother of current boss Giovanni. Told from her viewpoint. [Complete: Revised 18.3.05]