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Disclaimer: I'm not purposely trying to be a bitch when I critique people's story. I do understand that everyone has different levels of writing, but I have no tolerance for things like: condoning rape, paedophilia and otherwise harmful behaviours (for god's sake, writers, love - or, more aptly, obsession - doesn't justify rape), romanticising stalkers and near-psychopathic levels of manipulation, and especially laziness in writing. When one writes a story, even something as trivial as fanfiction, it isn't just an expression of one's fantasies and dedication to a fandom, it is a reflection of themselves - why would anyone want to come across as lazy and half-assed through their writing?

In addition, I cannot stand the childish people that say 'your bitchiness isn't valid because you don't have any stories here'. I do enjoy fanfiction, but I choose not to publish it. I have already published some short stories with the intention of becoming a renowned author, and have tutored those who don't speak English as a first language, as well as helping those who struggled with essays and creative writing. I am, by no means, a pro. I am not saying that my writing is the best, or that anyone's writing that I don't particularly like is automatically shit. What I am saying is that I'm a passionate writer and a literature enthusiast.

If people are offended by my honest critiques, they're free to block me. I implore you to do so if that's the case, for I'd rather not deal with petty insults because they've realised that their stories aren't as loved as they thought they were. You don't have to listen to my critique, but I do ask that you try to realise that my comments are meant to help, not anger you (unless you're one of those pro-rape and whatnot writers, lord knows how some of you are still on here).

On a lighter note, I love Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts and SnK. I'm also a connoisseur of mochi, fluffy blankets and K-pop, despite being a metalhead whose preferred genres are slamming death, grindcore, and technical-progressive/Djent.

I want to be a criminal psychologist and researcher, but above all, I would prefer to be a mermaid.

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Resident Evilness 4 by Cataclyptic reviews
Rated M for lots of curse words in it. A crackfic retelling of Resident Evil 4. This story contains nothing except sheer insanity. You have been warned…
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Leon S. K., Ada W.
Dead Memories by Scyllaya reviews
Battling destructive forces with The Avengers forced Steve to stop his search for Bucky for much longer than he would have liked. Despite all odds they find him again, but in unexpected company and in a very different state of mind. Soon there's a lot more at stake than his long lost friend, but Steve simply cannot give up on him. Part I of 'Til the Sun Goes Down'
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 306,348 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
What is Normal? by crypticxmetaphor reviews
Tara Moss and Elliot Alderson have a connection words can't define. Through their struggles they become closer than he could ever be to Angela. *Told through their alternating view points.
Mr. Robot - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 61,604 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Elliot, Angela M., OC
Last Night by Amaya0kami reviews
Mikasa and Levi team up in an attempt to talk Erwin out of attending the upcoming expedition. The three of them don't see eye-to-eye on the matter, but they find common ground when the focus shifts to granting Erwin's final wish; one only the Ackerman's could assist him with. Oneshot. EruRivaMika.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [Mikasa A., Levi A., Erwin S.] - Complete
To Tame A Titan by sudowoodo reviews
"You know, I usually like to get to know someone a bit before chaining them up and beating them to a pulp." Levi attempts to ignore the lust driven up by Eren's position at the trial. Meanwhile, Eren gets used to sleeping in chains, and even starts to seek more from the man who put him there.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,288 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Levi A., Eren Y.] Armin A., Hange Z.
Dinner by SketchGal2 reviews
No. Don't say it. I know what she's gonna say. "The way he talks about you, I thought you were a woman at first," she comments, adding a giggle for good measure."I'm so sorry!" She said it so sweetly, I can't get angry at her... -Sequel to "There He is Again"
Mr. Robot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Complete
There He is Again by SketchGal2 reviews
There he is again. Standing right behind me while I'm typing away codes on my computer. It's almost second nature for me to slowly turn around, while at Allsafe, where we're apparently not all safe, to find him standing behind me. Prequel to "Dinner".
Mr. Robot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Elliot, Tyrell W. - Complete
Flight of the Caged Bird by twilightdazzle reviews
When Hermione Granger sees Draco Malfoy, she thinks of war and pain. He's determined to change that, and she's determined to let him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Better to Reign in Hell than Serve in Heaven by loki-laufeyson-of-asgard reviews
Frostiron. College AU. Loki and Tony dated their junior and senior years of high school, but broke up after Tony cheated at a dance. When their sophomore year of college starts, they are forced to speak again, as Loki is assigned to be Tony's roommate. And neither of them wants to admit that he secretly is looking forward to it... Warning: dub-con elements in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,937 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Making Life by Basched reviews
A Viera learns the good and bad of Hume procreation. Chapter 14: Bound. STRONG CONTENT. That why it rated M!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,543 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Basch, Ashe
Resident Evil 4 Parody by Edward's Sweetheart reviews
This story is just like the game, but as a Parody. Guarantied Laughs through out the whole story! Rated M for language and some sexual comments and gestures.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Leon S. K., Ashley G.