What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

Draco and Hermione are back at it again in the anticipated sequel for How To Train Your Auror. 2 years have passed for our OTP. 2 years since their world was ripped apart by Bastian Cane. Questions rise: where is the Pandora Stone? Who is attacking the students of Hogwarts? And what does Draco's father have to do with any of it? Rated M. Sequel to HTTYA. COMPLETE.

Harry's determined to win back Hermione's heart, but can he do it without sticking his foot in his mouth? Harmony. PROMPT: "There is no need to call me Sir, Professor."

Summary: After the tragic death of Ron, Hermione decides to take up his torch and become an Auror herself, despite Harry's protests. When she discovers that Draco Malfoy has also made the decision to apply himself to be an Auror, she must come to terms with her distaste for him in order to pass training. But what dark secrets does Malfoy hold? COMPLETE.*RUNNER UP DRAMIONE AWARDS*

Draco is convinced his friend is bisexual -the only problem is, Harry doesn't know it yet. On Draco's birthday, he takes it upon himself, with a little help from a lust potion, to figure out the truth. Rated M for lemons to come, as well as, well, awesome, shameless smut. Drarry. COMPLETE

Draco Malfoy is taken aback when Hermione Granger shows up on his doorstep and decides to stay. Pushy, isn't she? One-shot. Rated M for smut/lemons/more smut. DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT COMPLETE Also a tad funny in places. Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. ;D