[Update 8/4/17: I've moved on to greater things now. I'm older, a mildly better writer, and this profile is really just a painful memory of how cringy I used to be. I'm keeping it as-is for the sake of it. Salsa (my now-girlfriend) has already nuked her whole profile, so don't bother following the link below. I'm not really pronouncing this account dead, but don't expect anything from it, ever. If you wanna see what I'm up to these days, go follow me on tumblr (theunnamedstranger.tumblr.com)]

Huzzah for profile revamps!

Salutations my dear readers and writers. I am the humble Unnamed Stranger. The Stranger with no name some call me, others call me TUS, so just call me that.

I've had this account for a little while, but I started out as more of a reader than a writer. Then I decided "Why the hell not?" and now I have crap written.

I'm very good at happy stories and sad ones, terrifying ones, ones with bad endings, ones with good endings, anything goes. I do rather okay with sex scenes (Probably because I have a very dirty mind).

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf, )ノ

Kitteh! Copy & Paste her into your profile so she can achieve world domination!

I do a large amount of collabs with my good friend thesalsagamer396. I'm gonna try to link her here, be warned the link might not work, or maybe it will. You just gotta click it: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5027524/thesalsagamer396

As I am The Stranger with no name, I will not tell anything about myself. And all flamers will meet a fiery death.

I am anonymous. I believe in the freedom of information and the un-regulation of the internet. Anonymous is everyone and Anonymous is no one. We are Anonymous, we are legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us. If you are Anonymous, stand (if possible) and shout "Fuck yeah! I AM ANONYMOUS!". Then copy-paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

1. TheUnnamedStranger

I'm staring at the world through rose colored lenses,

Harsh Purples,slowly blunting the rhythm of my senses,

Playing writer, at these foolish and unconvinced Verses,

Lights! Camera!, and these damn ashes,

Hurling veiled imprecations at them, the blissful masses,

Snowy chariot horses and showy bamboo hearses,

Phony exes, insulting excess execs and stolen sexes,

Illusions and allusions conniving with slippery hexes,

Twisting reality and solid insanity, hold me down,

Black tie event, strait jacket occasion,

Prometheus, cigarette lighter and ambrosia,

Nicotine scented lips and whiskey kisses,

High heavens, nigh sevens and dire sixes,

Aces, deuces screaming over and out.