Name: Ryan

Age: 14. If you really wanted to know. XD

Hobbies: Roleplaying, hating school, skateboarding, reading, writing, playing video games

Favorite TV Shows: Vampire Diaries (. Yes, I'm a guy. Shut up.), Doctor Who (Nine & Ten ftw. Haven't watched an episode of Eleven yet), Torchwood (win), iCarly (yes, I'm a guy...)

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, any Star Wars book, Vampire Diaries

Favorite Movies: INCEPTION (FTW. GORDON-LEVITT/PAGE FTW. XD AND DICAPRIO!), Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Jumper, Timer, Sherlock Holmes

Favorite Video Games: Halo (all of them! XD), Star Wars (any and all of them: KotOR, Battlefronts, etc.)

Favorite Bands/Artists: Breaking Benjamin, Nickelback, Secondhand Serenade, Green Day, Mae, Remy Zero, 3OH!3

Quote of the Moment:

"What's his favorite type..."

"Type of what?"

"Type of blood."

"Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite."

- Elena Gilbert & Damon Salvatore; Vampire Diaries - Season 1, Episode 20: Blood Brothers

Favorite Pairings:

Vampire Diaries (TV Show unless otherwise stated) - Stefan/Elena, Damon/Elena, Damon/Katherine, Jeremy/Elena (shut up! it's not incest unless they're related in the fanfic! XD), Jeremy/Tyler, Elena/Meredith (book series), Tyler/Bonnie, Damon/Bonnie, Tyler/Vicki, Matt/Caroline, Jeremy/Anna, Jeremy/Vicki ...basically, everyone/everyone XD

Doctor Who - Ten/Rose, Nine/Rose

Torchwood - Jack/Gwen (DAMN RIGHT. OTP FTW. but Jack/Ianto is fine sometimes), Gwen/Owen (lol, affair ftw), Toshiko/Owen, Jack/Ten (loool), Jack/Rose (again, looool)

iCarly - Seddie (ftw! XD)

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

FANDOM: Vampire Diaries

1. Jeremy Gilbert

2. Elena Gilbert

3. Stefan Salvatore

4. Damon Salvatore

5. Tyler Lockwood

6. Matt Donovan

7. Isobel Flemming

8. Anna

9. Vicki Donovan

10. Katherine Pierce

11. Jenna Sommers

12. Alaric Saltzman

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Matt/Jenna? ... I think that's worse than Matt's mom and Tyler, lol. But... erm, a Matt/Jenna fic? I'd read that but Elena would kill Matt for being with her aunt... XD

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Damon is hot. Then again, EVERYBODY who watches Vampire Diaries thinks Damon is hot. Except for some hardcore Stefan/Elena people.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Quoting Damon: "Vampire don't procreate. But we LOVE to try." Although history teacher Alaric and vampire Anna? Alaric does have experience with vampires... but still, vampires can't get pregnant so ha.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Tons. No names come to me at this time though.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

AHAHAHAHAHA. MATT AND ELENA? Damn, boy, they're exes! But Matt still wants Elena so loool.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Tyler/Vicki. Because that actually happened on the show. Plus, Tyler/Katherine? She'd rip the poor boy to pieces!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Isobel walk in on Elena and Alaric making out? She'd be utterly confused and maybe angry. I mean, Isobel is Elena's birth mother and she walks in on her daughter making out with Isobel's former husband?! Elena and Alaric making out? ELENA WOULD NEVER MAKE OUT WITH HER STEP-FATHER/HISTORY TEACHER! That's just ew. It's like "I'll make out with you if you give me an A+ on my history report *wink*" LOOOL.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

After more than a century apart, Stefan has moved on from his love and the woman who turned him, Katherine Pierce. Now, Katherine's back in Mystic Falls but Stefan doesn't want anything to do with her. He's with her doppelganger and ancestor, Elena Gilbert, now. But when Katherine confronts Stefan, he's surprised to find out that she didn't come back for his selfish brother, Damon, but rather for him.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

OF COURSE. Jeremy/Anna ftw.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I'm Still Alive in Your Heart

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Dunno.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Elena/Damon/Tyler? Ew, no.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson. Because she wasn't supposed to fall in love and was just using people but then she met (and fell in love with) Jeremy.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

That'd be fucking hilarious to write. Erm, *WARNING: Jeremy and Matt confront Alaric about a history project.* I mean, seriously. Jeremy, Matt, and Alaric warning? What did you expect? Two students and one teacher orgy? Don't get me started, ew.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Erm, not too long ago. It was a Jeremy/Tyler fic. XD

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Jeremy and Isobel are in a happy relationship until Vicki runs off with Isobel. Jeremy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jenna and a brief unhappy affair with Matt, then follows the wise advice of Tyler and finds true love with Elena.

^ THAT is the most TWISTED thing EVER. Jeremy dating Isobel, his AUNT (but he doesn't know that...)?! Jeremy having a hot one-night stand with his biological AUNT JENNA? And Tyler giving wise advice? PSH. BUT, I kinda approve of the true love of Jeremy/Elena. After all, it's only incest if you want it to be! *wink*

FAVORITE CRACKSHIPS!

CELEB CRACKSHIPS:

Jake Abel/Kaya Scodelario (goddammit, Kaya should be Thalia! XD Luke/Thalia!)

Jake Abel/Emma Stone (win)

Jake Abel/Hayley Williams

Gaspard Ulliel/Emily Browning (GASPILY FTW!)

ANY UPCOMING PROJECTS:

10 Things Nobody Ever Needs To Know - Anti-social sixth year Hufflepuff Lizabeth Drawer commits suicide and leaves behind 10 CDs, each with its own story of a reason why she killed herself.