"You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid- we know we're called Gred and Forge."

HELLO ALL! (--Gred)

We are Gred and Forge (also known the two awesomest cousins and future Marauders we know)

I am Gred, cousin of Forge

I am a Slytherin through and through

I love writing Angst and Drama (depressing, right?) Forge is better as the humorous, lighthearted tone (though we recently discovered that she can write angst too!! i know, shocker.)

A Very Potter Musical/Sequel was the best thing to ever happen (other than Fanfiction)

My SnitchSeeker user name is Samira Malfoy Potter

My Tumblr is http: http: / / harry-potter-avenue. tumblr. com / (without the spaces)

Oh, and I'm a Jr. Death Eater

HELLO Fan Fictioners of North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, Antartica and BEYOND.(--Forge)

I am Forge, cousin of Gred.

My heart belongs to Sirius Black and Ronald Weasley.

I am a Gryffindor! WOOT! GRYFFINDOR FOR THE HOUSE CUP!!!!

I love writing the humor! When you read our stories I will be the one coming up with the funny! I'm just a light hearted person :)

I also love AVPM/ AVPS! ( I introduced Gred to it.)

My tumblr is so follow me! Not literally because that is called stalking my friends and I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

Fanfictions by Gred and Forge in progress...

Past, Present, Future, OH MY!: After messing with Harry's old time-turner, Teddy Lupin, James, Albus, and Lily Potter are sent back in time to Harry's third year. As they try to keep their identity hidden, romance blossoms, humor takes place, betrayal, epiphanies, and chaos ensue.

Completed Fanfictions By Gred...

You Left Me: Freeverse. Bellatrix's thoughts when her sister, Andromeda, marries Ted Tonks

Completed Fanfictions By Forge...

Traitor: Freeverse. Remus' thoughts on Sirius Black before he found out that Sirius was actually innocent.

The ABC's Of Sirius Black: ONESHOT. Lily suggests Sirius does something to keep him occupied when he is sent to the library. Needless to say, she is not amused by the result.

"Or perhaps in Slytherin you'll make your real friends. Those cunning folk will do anything to achieve their ends..."

Some more about Gred:

Other things I like:

The Hunger Games, Supernatural, Charmed, Pretty Little Liars, The Gallagher Girl Series.

I love:

(in no particular order...)

Bellatrix

Luna

Draco

James (both of them!)

Sirius!!

Remus

Neville

Tonks

Snape

Teddy Lupin

Scorpius Malfoy

Albus Severus Potter

Fred & George (obviously!)

The Golden Trio

Ok, just to make things clear: Not all Slytherins are evil!! I just think a lot of people judge Slytherins based on what they see in the books with the Slytherins that are mainly shown. For example, you see Draco, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Lucius, and all the bunch and you think about how they're all in Slytherin...so naturally you think Slytherins are all a rotten bunch. But what about the good Slytherins? Yes, there are good Slytherins. Horace Slughorn, for example. He wasn't blood prejudice, in fact, his favorite student-Lily Evans-was Muggleborn! He said so himself. Another good one is Andromeda Tonks (nee Black). Not many people pay attention to her, but she's one of my favorite characters. Andromeda was Sirius's cousin, and sorted into Slytherin House. Andromeda was also disowned for marrying a Muggleborn, Ted Tonks. See? We're not all bad!

Being a Slytherin is about striving,
About wanting to be the most worthy,
About believing in what you can do.

Being in Slytherin doesn't mean we're the best,
It means that we don't care if we're being better than everyone,
We just care about not being our worst.

HP romances I love:

Harry/Daphne Greengrass

Harry/Draco

Harry/Tracey Davies

Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione

Sirius/Marlene

Regulus/Marlene

Bellatrix/Rodolphus

Narcissa/Regulus

James/Lily

Remus/Tonks

Rose/Scorpius

Hermione/Draco (but only if it's really well done and believable)

HP romances I hate:

Harry/Hermione (they're just friends people!)

Harry/Ginny

Remus/Sirius

Harry/Sirius

Harry/Ron

James/Sirius

Snape/Sirius (eeewww)

And anyone OC with a canon character

"You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart..."

Some More About Forge:

Other things I like:

Pretty Little Liars, AVPM/AVPS, GLEE, Doctor Who, and The Hunger Games Series

Favorites (IN ORDER):

Sirius Black

Ron Weasley

Luna Lovegood

The TWINS!

Arthur Weasley

Neville Longbottom

Fave ships:

Lily/James

Luna/Neville

Hermione/Ron

Hermione/ Draco (Ocassionally)

Ships I HATE:

Harry/Draco

Sirius/Remus

Sirius/James

Hermione/Snape (ew...I've seen it done)

Favorite HP Movie:

Deathly Hallows or Goblet of Fire

Favorite HP BOOK:

DEATHLY HALLOWS FOR THE WIN!

As A Side Note:

Hi guys! Forge here! Thanks for viewing our profile and reading this little message that I'm writing here! Please let us know what you think about our stories. We love suggestions! If you wanna talk to me or just say hi leave me a message in our inbox! You can even send one out to just me or just Gred just specify in your subject name. We'd love to know some more about our readers and some of you might wanna know more about us. We love you all!

Some of Our Favorite Quotes

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."~Padfoot

"We will see each other again," he said. "You are -- truly your father’s son, Harry..."~Sirius Black

"No one would have made me a prefect, I spent too much time in detention with James. Lupin was the good boy, he got the badge."~Sirius Black

"You're just as sane as I am."~Luna Lovegood

"They'll come back, they always do in the end."~Luna Lovegood

"I hope there's pudding." ~Luna Lovegood

"Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret ..."~Ron Weasley

In Divination class: "Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.

"I have not got spattergoit!"
"But the unsightly blemishes on your visage, young master --"
"They're freckles!" said Ron furiously.

"And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell out die, Ron, die -- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."~Ron Weasley

"He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."~Remus Lupin

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."~Moony

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."~Prongs

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."~Hermione Granger

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" ~Hermione Granger

"You-complete-arse-Ronald-Weasley!" ~Hermione Granger

"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?" ~Draco Malfoy

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." ~Draco Malfoy

"You don't know what I'm capable of, you don't know what I've done!" ~Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." ~Albus Dumbledore

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." ~Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" ~Albus Dumbledore

"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground." ~Albus Dumbledore

"Alas! Ear wax!" ~Albus Dumbledore

"There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends." ~Albus Dumbledore

“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present.” ~Albus Dumbledore

"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach." ~Severus Snape

"DON'T CALL ME A COWARD!" ~Severus Snape

"I wish... I wish I were dead..." ~Severus Snape

"Look... at... me..." ~Severus Snape

"Always." ~Severus Snape

"What a beautiful place... to be with friends." ~Dobby the House Elf

"Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!" ~Dobby the House Elf

"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!" ~Dobby the House Elf

"Dobby is... free." ~Dobby the House Elf

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George Weasley

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George Weasley

And so the copy/pasting begins...

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now AVADA KADAVRA

"Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring,
That's why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King.

Weasley was born in a bin,
He always lets the Quaffle in,
Weasley will make sure we win,
Weasley is our King.

Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He always lets the Quaffle in,
'Weasley is our King."

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a pack of waterballons:
Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate or broken ballons.
(So if i'm older 8 i won't choke.)

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?