A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. FINALLY UPDATED 8/29/17 SORRY I KNOW I'M THE WORST.

Jason, after losing his virginity in New Orleans to a strange boy, has moved to New York and now attends Goode High. There he makes new friends and gets one of the prettiest girls as his girlfriend. But there's something about that Nico di Angelo kid...

This version of the story is now discontinued. For any of you that perhaps are interested, check out the new version: House of the Wicked. There is no Thirteen Devils in that title. This version is dead.

The Lotus Hotel, paradise for the right price. Nico collapses in front of the Lotus Hotel and is taken in by the manager, Percy. But is this really paradise?

Everyone know's the danger's of the seas, Pirates, monsters and the Sea God's wrath. Among these dangers is the Huntress, a ship said to have been raised from the bones of each person lost at sea. It's Captain and crew are feared far and wide, and their reputation grows with each voyage they take. When the Prince of the Sea is given a prophecy... [Full summary inside]

When Nico di Angelo and his sister are sent to a summer camp, he's ready to spend the worst month of his life. Things do not quite go as planned, however.

When tragedy strikes, two friends manage to pull through by leaning on each other. But does time really heal all wounds? Is Nico willing to accept his loss and try to find new happiness? Is Jason willing to be the hero that Nico lost?

Nico had decided to make songwriting his number one priority. He was doing this collaboration for the sake of Greeks & Romance. Nico didn't want to let Leo and Percy down. Jason Grace would have to be a lesser priority. But he'll be damned if he can't get Jason to like him in the days to come.

After many years Nico finally confesses his feelings as a closure before Percy marries Annabeth. Sequel to My Happy Ending (Warning: lots of sex, M/M) Percy& Nico bromance.

Nico knows Percy will never love him back but he can't avoid or help but love the boy selflessly on the sidelines, even as his heart breaks anew every day. Little does he know that another one loves him with equal passion, but is not so selfless in love. (Warning: Dark Jason, rape, drugs, abuse)

Short chapters to capture random "Really, Leo?" moments.

Alliance AU. Sequel to Breaking the Gods. With Nico's soul at stake, Percy takes a risk and reveals all that they've been hiding to Annabeth, Thalia, and Jason. United with the Kanes, a desperate search begins, but no one can foresee where it will take them, or what they'll find along the way.

Nico spends Christmas with the Jacksons. Written as a series of literary snapshots showing memorable moments during this holiday.

Alliance AU. Nico infiltrates a boarding school that's been conducting experiments on demigods, and discovers a plot far more twisted than anything he ever expected. Cut off from Percy and Camp Halfblood, as well as Anubis and the Kanes as they struggle in their fight against Apophis, Nico must turn to a new ally, the Roman demigod Jason Grace, if he has any hope of surviving.

Dumbledore calls the Order...to read? Listen along as Harry Potter and company learn about a world they never knew exsisted. READ AND I WILL GIVE YOU A VIRTUAL MUFFIN!

Sadie needs to blow off some steam. So naturally she goes to yell at Anubis. But it isn't Anubis who she finds lurking at the graveyard... PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE READ OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. just kidding.

Sadie Kane has a crush on Nico, but refuses to acknowledge it. Nico di Angelo thinks he found the girl of his dreams, but is afraid of telling her. What will happen, especially of one of them disappears? Sadico! Now Complete. Sequel already posted

Alliance AU. Thanks to Anubis' ritual going wrong, while Sadie and Carter are off saving the world in ToF, Nico is stuck in the Duat, dodging dangers, saving Bast's skin, and most importantly, finding Sadie the perfect birthday present.

Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.