After getting bitten by a vampire Cartman's ready to start his new life until he realizes that he's going to outlive all his friends. He takes matters into his own hands and changes his friends and anyone of use to him into vampires to create his own coven, Cartman's Legion of Darkness. The others aren't too happy about Cartman playing god and shenanigans ensue.

It should have been Louise's perfect summer. She's done with high school forever, Gene and Tina are out of school, and best of all she'll be on her own in a of couple months. Of course Logan had to come by and ruin it. Takes place 9 years in the future, eventually older Louigan.