Okay, um... I'll keep my real name private, but I'm a sophomore in college (btw I'm female), and I don't know what I really want to do with my life. I change my mind A LOT. With the ONE chapter of the ONE story that I have posted, I'm not very happy with it, so you can bet that one day or another I'm going to change it. I'm very busy studying and all that crap, and I just haven't had time.

Anywhoo, I'm originally from Ohio, but right now I'm going to school in Kentucky (beautiful if you've never been.) I love music, but I can't play anything, or carry a tune for nothing (the shower does not count.) I have one dog, Gracie, who is at home with my parents. I have no brothers and sisters, but I have a huge family with like a gazillion cousins, so who cares. I love them to pieces. I LOVE to read fanfiction, and just general fiction.

I love Law and Order: CI and Law and Order: SVU. Obsessed is more like it, but we write fanfiction, who out of us isn't obsessed? I love to laugh and have fun, and I'm very sarcastic. I'll post some of my favorite quotes down below that I think are funny/hilarious. I got a kick out of them one time or another.

These are a few of my favorite things...

TV Shows:

Law and Order: CI

Law and Order: SVU

Grey's Anatomy

I Love Lucy

The X-Files

JAG

Reba

Army Wives

Quotes:

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the people in this car." -- Unknown

"Constipated people don't give a crap." -- Unknown

"100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?-- "Vertical Limit" (I think)

"If we are what we eat, then I'm fast, easy, and cheap."-- Unknown

"Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."-- bumpersticker

"Dear God, if You can't make me skinny then make all my friends fat."-- Unknown

"Hey, your village called and the idiot is missing."-- Unknown

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like a cheetah."-- Unknown

"Men are genetically incapable of realizing their dreams are stupid."-- Someone from "Desperate Houswives"