Sverge Alfsiegr
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Joined 04-08-13, id: 4653404, Profile Updated: 04-10-13

Yo. My name's Sverge.

Not really, but just call me that.

It's customary to give age and gender too but i don't trust these computer things.

They say it runs on electricity and wires, but can a wire really teleport pictures from one side of the world to the other?!

I think it's really demon spirits that make computers work.

Or maybe witches. It could be witches.

So, I'm not telling you anything definite about myself, in case the demon-spirit/witches figure out who i really am and come for me.

Come to you own conclusion of who i am.

Just as a hint though - I'm likely not female from the aggressive tone I'm taking (So, chauvinist?... maybe. Sexist? - No Way!)

I'm old and ugly enough that if you passed me in a dark alley you'd check for your pepper spray.

Nuff said.

Interests lie mostly in epic fantasy. Medieval, mythic and the occasional sword and sorcery. I'm not much for supernatural (unless refering to the TV show) or urban fantasy. I deny the existence of paranormal romance. (Grr, sparkly friggin vamps...)

Just to educate those flaming new generation Otaku's:

GOKU IS UNDISPUTED THE STRONGEST, COOLEST AND MOST BADASS GUY IN ANIME!!!

If you like my style, please, read my stuff. Tell me what you think.

If you don't, flamin' read it anyway!