Quotes:

"In the time of this conversation, I could have groped you at least 5 times... Well, actually, make it four..." -Vash

"Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei

"Ladies, gentlmen, and other stuff! Kuwabara returns!!!" - Kuwabara

"My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third. Don't hesitate to call" - Vash

"I've always had my suspicions you were no mere mortal. But I never imagined you were actually... A cat... Wait! What the hell am I saying?! Where is that idiot?!!" Nicholas D. Wolfwood

“When everything else dies… Live for me.” - I forgot :P

"Love.
What a word.
What a thought.
What the hell?" - I forgot :P

"The only guy who ever escaped, never made it out..." - Random Guy (Invader zim)

"This computer makes me all frowny with pure nougat-filled hatred!" - Jhonen Vasquez

"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." -Walter Kerr

"Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death." -Jhonen Vasquez

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them." -William Clayton

"I respect human life more than anyone I know, and I'll kill anyone who says different." -Unknown

"I'm not prejudice, I hate everyone!" - Me

"Your flaw! At least I'm under the delusion of doing something productive." -Jhonen Vascquez

"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?" Death thought about it "Cats," he said eventually, "Cats are Nice."

Goku: Oh wow, what's that smoke?
Vegeta: IDIOT! You're being DIGESTED!That smoke is coming from your roasting carcass you MORON!

"Wow! It's purple too! I'll bet it's grape flavored!" -Goku

Krillin: "That plan sounds half-baked to me..."
Piccolo: "No, it's fully baked!"

Vegeta: "It's too bad it's Sunday. Otherwise, those buildings would have been full"

Tien (Upon losing his arm): "You just wait until it grows back!"