When Wizard Lenin and Lily mysteriously find themselves in the Pokémon universe in Lily's second year, the pair are forced into becoming Pokémon trainers, and they, along with Ash Ketchum, travel on their journey to become Pokémon masters even as they search for a means to get home. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

When Rose resurrects her brother, she pushes the world to the brink of another war. Meanwhile Albus, cold and brilliant, may just be the second coming of Tom Riddle. Forced to work together to unravel their parents' suspicious deaths, they must solve the past if they want to survive the future. And answer the question: Just why does history keep repeating itself?

It is year 12 of the reign of Emperor Shōwa, and Rima Mashiro's entire world revolves tightly around the petty squabbles of the girls' boarding school she attends in the mountains around Kobe. But when she uncovers her sworn nemesis' best-kept secret, she cannot stop the unravelling of the events that stem from it— both outside the school, and within it. 1930s AU

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Slave number Twenty Three didn't know what to make of his new Master. The strange boy was nothing like other slave owners. Short on both height and temper, yet strangely kind to him, Master Ed seemed to know something about him that he didn't himself. Just what was it? Time-travel fic.

(Formerly titled The Ollivanders) Todd Ollivander can't seem to shake his feelings for the new apprentice at his father's wand shop. It's not a good time to be distracted, as it's becoming abundantly clear that Ollivander's is a major target of Lord Voldemort's during the First Wizarding War. (I say which chapters are my best at the start of Chapter 1.)

Ace is on the hunt for Blackbeard when he runs into a familiar face and together with Luffy, battles the odds to overcome a decade of amnesia.

There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

Sirius never stopped to think that his brother may not have joined the Death Eaters of his own free will. Or just how thorough a tragedy his death was. Oh the secrets a diary reveals and the unique opportunities a deadly veil offers.

The First Generation of Quirked individuals had it rough. Yuuei is built as a school for the Quriked, but is in reality, just a way for the Quirkless to keep the Quirked in one place, contained. Faced with a world that despises and hates them, Midoriya Izuku and Ashido Mina and others join the very first generation of Heroes to change this worlds hatred of Quirks. MinaDeku,Kacchako

The title says it all.

Whenever James Potter had a crush that felt as if it was spiralling wildly out of control, he wrote the girl a letter. Trouble was, he never intended for any of those letters to be read. Loosely based on To All the Boys I've Loved Before.

Five times Prince James proposes to Oscar-winner Lily Evans, and one time he doesn't. Sequel to Key Limes.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.

The thing about Ace is, when you take his backstory out of context, he doesn't really make any sense. Haruta notices this and proceeds to blow it wildly out of proportion and ruin everything. AKA, haruta no HARUTA YES, the fic.

COMPLETE. When Regulus is five, he nearly drowns in the sea off Blackpool. When Regulus is eleven, his brother befriends a ghost. It's not until Regulus is eighteen and ready to die that the Black family's darkest secret finally unravels. It might, perhaps, change everything. (A coming-of-age story with mind magic, star charting, pink petit-fours, two diaries, and a ghost.)

Despite the Dursley's best efforts, they are unable to stamp the freakishness out of Harry Potter. Much to their horror, the dreaded Hogwarts letter comes for Harry...and their son as well. What will happen when Dudley goes to Hogwarts with Harry Potter, intent on telling the wizarding world how terrible their saviour truly is?

(INDEFINITE HIATUS) [Dystopia AU] Hope. Excellence. Restoration. Order. Raised from childhood, these are the values the Unified Nations' heroes are to stand for. For rebel-ridden Malus City, a team of the H.E.R.O. Project's best young subjects seems ideal, and they are ready to get the job done. Unfortunately, no one told them there would be so many secrets.

Mr Ollivander has made it clear that he will not, under any circumstances, repair Hagrid's snapped wand. But the wandmaker's son has other ideas. Pre-Philosopher's Stone. One-shot.

(AU) In 1979, Regulus Black vanished with horcrux in hand, obscuring himself and destroying the locket. When the risen Voldemort calls his followers once again in '95, Regulus makes haste to the home he left behind half a lifetime ago, reconnecting with his estranged brother and settling on a very different side of the conflict. The Order of the Phoenix is reborn from the ashes.

January 1981. Sirius is a paranoiac, Peter is not a psychopath, James is a dad, Remus is super angry, and Regulus… Regulus is alive. No-one is more surprised than him. AU, sort of fix-it, but dark enough. Sirius/Remus, too (mostly in the past).

In a world where chakra wielders are hunted and feared, Hozuki Castle houses them all. At Blood Prison, all ninja are equally worthless. There can be no honour here. At blood prison, your screams are music to their ears. When Naruto Uzumaki finds himself at Hozuki Castle, how will he survive? CAN he survive? Is escape a fantasy? AU. M for good reason.

Group projects: only bearable if you get to choose your group. And Rose Weasley definitely did not choose to be in a group with bad tempered Scorpius Malfoy, pompous Fenton Fawley, and her ex-boyfriend Roy Wilden. This can only end in tears.

The last thing Harry Potter wants is to be lumped with a trainee Auror, especially one that idolises him. As he guides her through the realities of being an overworked Auror and tentatively settles into adult life with Ginny, a dark plot brews on the horizon... Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best Post-Hogwarts.

In 1978, Sirius Black almost becomes an Auror - turns out even he can't fake his way through the mental health assessment. So what. He has better things to do. Little does Sirius know that running from himself will send him on a collision course with his ephemeral brother, but life is funny that way.

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It couldn't be. But when the stranger opened his round, golden eyes, Ed knew it was Alphonse. Of course that made no sense since his brother was already right beside him in a suit of armor, but even he couldn't deny the facts. Time travel fic (Brotherhood/manga verse).

It starts with a car accident. Then the voices, then the storm and then the pirates. A parallel dimension should be impossible but pirates have a strange way of breaking the laws of physics. Ace now has to share his house with someone who looks exactly like him, yet is very, very different. (Ace and Luffy fall in the modern world and meet their doubles) REWRITTEN. Dimension travel

Remus knew what he was supposed to do: Keep his distance. Reassure Susan that running from the Boggart was perfectly fine. Have her write "I will not skip class" five hundred times, then send her on her way, ensuring that whatever issues she had would be dealt with in the proud tradition of the wizarding world: through avoidance and denial. Except he knew where that path lead.

Feelings don't just suddenly appear. They need to start with moments, connect together with memories and solidify with personality. And of course, luck. Very much like the quirk of Creation. Eventual TodoMomo.

Lily's life drastically improved the day she became Ladybug, superhero of London. Except for the part where she fell hard for her partner, Chat Noir, who doesn't feel the same. James's life was already great before he became Chat Noir. Maybe he'd fall in love with Ladybug if he weren't so into his classmate Lily Evans. Together they battle unrequited love and, you know, Voldemort.

A collection of oneshots centered on Shikamaru and Temari's lives post chapter 699. Contains some Shikadai

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

The door to his right is wide open. If he pokes his head in and makes eye contact, however, she'll misunderstand and think he's waiting for her. Hell no. Bakugou Katsuki doesn't wait for people; it's just casual coincidence that they bump into each other and slide into training once in a while. Or everyday after school. And maybe some weekends too.

Along with an Absol and Eevee, a wild Lucario pursues his hobby of human-watching, studying the behaviours of people and Pokémon in the city while trying to prevent a predicted disaster from destroying his home. Ch 18: High-Speed Passacaglia

In confusion I turned my head to the side to look at my body and I froze as I was met with orangey looking fur and four legs with paws on the end. Now, I was never the smartest kid in my classes, but I wasn't stupid either. I was in the body of some sort of canine. No, that wasn't right, I was a canine. OC story.

Person A owns a flower shop and Person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says, "How do I passive-aggressively tell someone off in flowers?" James/Lily Flowershop AU.

Lily Evans discovers she's been married off to James Potter without her knowledge. She and the spoiled count (in whom she appears to have finally met her match) have three days, for better or worse, to decide whether to accept the contract. With her sister adamant to make her life miserable, and a husband who seems equally determined to repel her, what else can possibly go wrong?

In which Luffy can't find his hat, Ace is on his brother's ship, and Sabo is very confused. -Kinda self-indulgent. No ships. Pre-Saobody. Massive Sabo-related spoilers, up to Chapter 794. The sole purpose of this is to get the ASL trio together while they're all alive and have them be happy, and also entertain myself while doing that. Which means swaps. Rated T for cursing.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

Sabo is a famous novelist working on the latest instalment in his series of books called One Piece. However, when he kills off one of his characters - Portgas D. Ace - he is surprised to find said character came to life in his living room. And the headache ensues. [A/U. Vague pairings.]

[Discontinued] The Marines are losing a war that will change the world. As a last resort, they turn to the brilliant Vegapunk to solve their problems. So, obviously, he decides to summon the strongest man in the world ... from an alternate universe, that is. They did NOT expect Monkey D. Luffy to fall through the wormhole. [Pirate King Luffy meets Marine Luffy.]

What if the Potters had found themselves on the flip side of the prophecy, and Neville had been The Chosen One? They might have had their chance at happily ever after. A collection of "if they lived" AU drabbles.

He's tied to a tree, his swords and crew are missing, and now some ten-year-old brat calling himself Sabo is waving around a lead pipe, demanding to know what happened to his little brother. Zoro closes his eyes and wonders if a bottle of booze will appear out of nowhere if he wishes hard enough. It's not like the day can get any weirder, anyway. (SHs encounter ASL on Dawn Island)

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Scorpius Malfoy is late and attempts to close the elevator door on Rose. Scorpius fails. Rose pushes all the elevator buttons in retaliation. They are now in an elevator that stops every floor. Elevator escapades ensue. (AU)

Fifteen years after the Promised Day, Selim Baker leads a life like any normal human. But a strange attempt on his life will lead him to discover just how abnormal he really is.

Lily Evans leads a simple life of making pies and waking the dead. She doesn't wake them for good, mind – only for a minute, until she and Sirius can find out who killed them. Their latest case: James Potter, moneyed heir, messy haired, and recent murder victim. Keeping him alive is a terrible idea. Too bad Lily's always been a bit reckless.

One by one, I witness the fall of myths, of legends, of gods. As the world mourns and falls apart, I can't help but wonder if I'm the cause or the coincidence.

The Promised Day is finally over, and Alphonse Elric has been fully restored. Everything's great now, except… Why does it feel like he's lost more than he gained? Why is there a strange void inside Al's heart? And who's the boy in the red coat that keeps following him around…?

Dolcetto is never going to be allowed to stand solo guard duty ever again. AU.

Greed's in a mood. Dolcetto decides to fix that.

"The way she babbled on about the place made it seem like some sort of promise land, but James knew full well that is was nothing of the sort. Sowsworth was a wasteland that comprised of seven shops, a pub, and the incredibly bored shadows of lonely people. It was not bloody Shangri-la." AU.

Five times Lily Evans hated being Muggle-born.

Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.

In the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Leaf Village was left without it's Third Hokage. Now, thirteen years later, a very different shinobi world marks the landscape. In a land where mercy is weakness, and the balance of power grows ever more rigid, one Uchiha stands alone in his quest for recognition.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Sirius, Peter and Remus work hard at exact revenge on their best mate. Do they know him well enough to pull it off?

If you think being reborn in Kohona is tough; try being reborn as the spawn of it's infamous 'Green Beast'. Let me tell you, my life got a whole lot more difficult when my disease finally finished me off. -Self Insert-

It's the last Hogsmeade weekend before Christmas, and Lily is sitting alone in the Three Broomsticks worrying about meeting her sister's boyfriend when James sits down to join her. • Prequel to "A Light That Never Goes Out" • For Allison/PenguinBuddy

When every adult in Konoha vanishes, Itachi and an overwhelmed substitute teacher are left to care for the children left behind while attempting to find the cause behind the disappearances. -same story, changed the plot a bit!-

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Lily got pregnant at sixteen and left Hogwarts to work at an inn. After seventeen years of single parenting, she now has to manage a persistent James, nosy villagers, and a son who's all too interested in joining the Order. (Gilmore Girls AU)

Part 1 of The Computational Error Series. George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE

Ed was used to seeing strange things around Mustang's office, but this was new.

A Hawkeye's-eye view of a mission report from Edward to Mustang.

A Kiri Nin OC following from childhood and set before Naruto Storyline. I don'town Naruto only the OCS.

The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge. DISCONTINUED

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

One act of compassion changes the course of Alternia's history. A grub is plucked from the caverns and carried to the world, where he is raised by a watchful custodian and a ragtag band of feral trolls. This work chronicles his origins, the entirety of his life, and his eventual death.

Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.

In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.

Vice-Admiral Luffy is the base commander of G-9, but with some of the wackiest people imaginable making up his forces, this particular base hides more secrets from the government than for, while the poor pirates that wander by have no idea what they're in for. But with the capture of one of Whitebeard's commanders, war is on the rise, & Luffy still doesn't know which side he's on.

1972-1973: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. When his secret comes out, Remus must learn to face his friends and himself. Remus/Sirius preslash. Written 2010-20?. Partial podfic available at AO3. To be finished, edited, and re-podficced at a later date.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

"I thought I'd used up all my bad karma. Turns out I didn't. Now I'm trapped in a video game and I can't escape until I manage to 'catch 'em all,' quote by Professor Oak. I'm stuck with a mute boy, his annoying spiky-haired rival with a death wish, and Team Rocket. Why is life always so complicated?" OC-insert

So, I died. But I guess that's okay, even if I'm now living in a world full of ninjas and the like. It's just too bad that the price for having a second life is taking a job as Death's Apprentice. Oh, woe is me. OC SI.

Lily intended to spend one night on James's pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she's stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn't suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren't falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?

After the events of Road to Ninja, Naruto gets a visitor from that world asking for his help.

What might have been if Kuina had survived her fall down the dojo stairs. She and Zoro strive to become the greatest swordsman in the world, allegiances and promises notwithstanding. Chapter 18 (Season 2): As Smoker's crew begins to regather, a disturbing directive suddenly arrives from Ennies Lobby...

Ace didn't die that fateful day at Marineford. He found himself in another world, one completely different from his own. He started a new life, but when he meets an unusual teenager, and then receives an even stranger offer from the government, he begins to wonder how peaceful his life can stay.

Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.

"But I assure you, L is real! I do exist!" Not every gifted orphan made it to Wammy's House - but that didn't mean they were any less gifted, and it certainly didn't mean they were any less ambitious. Jaylin, a seven-year-old genius at the Weeping Willow Orphanage, is determined to find the truth behind that capital L, scandals and kidnappings notwithstanding.

After saving Scorpius Malfoy from the wrath of Professor McGonagall, Rose Weasley's day to day life begins consisting of more Scorpius Malfoy than she can probably handle.

It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.

"Mr. Moony wishes to remind Mr. Padfoot and Mr. Prongs what happened last time they were passing notes in class." Four Marauders, four pieces of bewitched parchment, and a whole schedule of boring classes to fill with something more interesting! 6th and 7th year James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter's version of paying attention doesn't involve much actual attention.

Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.

It was the first time Ed had thought of what others would see when they looked at him.

or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.

Strange nocturnal noises are happening at the Rockbell house.

Well the 4th hokage decided to try out his new time-travelling jutsu, and oops! They're in naruto's time, will younger Kakashi refrain from killing his older self? Will they be discovered! Read and find out! plz review it's my 1st fan fic

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

"I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."

The first chill of leafbare is the most deadly; it is this chill that kills more than any other. The first betrayal is the most damaging; it is the act that shatters bonds of trust and kinship, crushing even the strongest heart, tearing Clans apart.

No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.

Team Seven sits down to watch a movie before the start of the Chunin Exams, and Sasuke and Naruto argue over ethical differences. Just who was the real hero of Batman Begins, anyway?

"If he does nothing, Ace will die. If he tries anything, he'll be a traitor." (Marine!Luffy AU of Marineford.)

A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!

Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...

Marco and Thatch have had just about enough of the Moby Dick's newest passenger. Whenever Ace isn't trying to kill Oyaji, he's driving the rest of the crew insane with his bizarre habits. They're not even sure if they've picked up a feral dog or a person anymore. Who the heck raised this kid, anyway? Wolves? T- for language.

Their house wasn't home whenever he wasn't in it.

"Found in the bedroom of Regulus Arcturus Black, by the recipient, Sirius Orion Black, 1 July 1995, almost seventeen years too late." When he comes back to 12 Grimmauld Place, Sirius finds a farewell letter written by his brother before his death. A one-shot semi-sequel to "Good Luck Brother" (but reading the first isn't necessary to understand this one).

No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.

Sirius Black has had enough. He's leaving home. After sixteen years cooped up with his parents and their pure-blood mania, he just needs to get out. And then Regulus shows up. A oneshot of the last meeting between brothers.

The last military pursuit was days behind, the campfire was pleasantly warm, and the minions were squabbling again. Team Greeling gets some bonding time during the six month timeskip. [Oneshot]

An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?

Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...

Severus got his wish when Voldemort decided to stun Lily instead of killing her. With her husband and son dead, what is there for her in this world? And without Lily's sacrifice, will there be any hope for the wizarding world? AU

In which James Potter is up to his old tricks.

James poses as an advice charm in Lily's diary. He's really got to start thinking through his shenanigans.

He was Akatsuchi, a loyal Iwa ninja and the Tsuchikage's bodyguard, and he had absolutely nothing to do with the Akatsuki dammit.

Ed is removed from his abusive stepfather's care after years of hurt – and placed in the home of his direct superior Roy Mustang. With Al missing and Ed attempting to cope with unbelievable scarring, can Roy hope to be able to help Ed? Warning: child abuse.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Continuation of The Eight Powers. Ch 9: "Economy revolved around supply and demand. Where there was a demand, eventually you would find some smart person with a supply—for a fee, of course."

When the Kirin and Susanoo combination is backfired in an unexpected way, Itachi is left with a choice: Leave his amnesiac little brother in Konoha and return to the Akatsuki, or remain behind enemy lines and raise the eight year old himself.

After his untimely demise, Ace decides to haunt Luffy. Too bad for him that Buggy is the only one who can see him. Still, such obstacles are minor in Ace's quest to protect his little brother.

When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.

AU, follows "Let's Go Safari!". Kushina planned on returning to the Land of Whirlpools after she married if she ever returned , but life doesn't always go as planned... But it can't get any worse, right? Read, review, and enjoy!

"He isn't my real father, but he's the only one I've got," Harry said miserably. "And he hates me." "He doesn't," she whispered, but then could say no more. Lily begins to see. Answer to Bratling's Survival Challenge.

Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *

AU. They were the most popular people in the school, named 'the Eight Powers' - and they all hated each other's guts. When the teachers decide that enough is enough, all rules will be broken. Continued again in EP: Take Two.

To keep her relationship in tact, Utau, Seiyo High's head cheerleader, needs the help of The Nerd Herd in an effort to learn about video games, comics, science fiction, and everything else about the "geek world." But how far down does this rabbit hole go?

The Wizengamot invite 5 year old Teddy Lupin, accompanied by his grandmother, to accept two posthumous Order of Merlin awards on behalf of his parents, and promptly bitterly regret their decision to do so... Oneshot.

After the Promised Day, Roy wants to talk to someone about clap alchemy. He goes looking for an expert.

Ed and Al exchange presents for the solstice.

Ed and Al discuss what it would be like to have kids.

Greed's crew have no intention of getting caught by the military. T for minor violence and language.

Sequel to Albus Potter and the Silver Wizard. Sixth entry in my Albus Potter series. Reading the first five is all but necessary at this point. Full summary in Vekin87 one-shots. R&R and enjoy! Now complete!

AU, one-shot, falls between "Rain Brings Rainbows" and "A Wild Tomboy Appeared!". Kushina reaches Senju City, ready and raring to go and prove that she's as tough as any boy, and happens to run across a mysterious old woman... Read, review, and enjoy!

AU, short story, follows "Shadow and Ash". Naruto travels to the fabled Safari Zone, only to find it closed! Who's the guy in the orange glasses? And a mysterious thief is lurking in the park... Read, review, and enjoy!

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

An FMA Halloween tale. Another October finds Edward depressed - until the brothers get caught up in a family's secret.

AU, follows "Surf's Up!", warning: sad. Naruto always dreamed of having awesome adventures on his pokemon journey, but he never imagined this...

Antonin Dolohov hadn't always been a Death Eater. He once was a champion. He once had a family. He once had a wife. This is the story how he lost it all. Winner of the DLP July Politics Competition.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Ami's story. Amu is a legend in high school. Beautiful, smart, and popular. Ami, meanwhile, is in 4th grade and is struggling to live up to the Hinamori name. Will her new chara be able to help? R&R! Future set. OCs involved.

Alex is originally a human being. The story of his adventure as an electric mouse. A retelling of the game's events with some of my own twists. The last chapters are pretty dark in nature and there's plenty of violence.

AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...

After Roy Mustang finally gets everything he wanted, there's one thing left for him to do. Or, in other words: Roy goes to prison for his crimes in Ishval.

After becoming Fuhrer, Roy and Riza are pressured to receive proper trials regarding their war crimes in Ishval. Written using various perspectives.

He just wants to impress her. Pairing non-specified, though you could probably guess. One-sided. Boomer-centric. Un-beta'd.

Shards come together to form a whole, cats come together to create a Clan, lives come together to form a story.

Sequel to Albus Potter and the Rise of the Dark Alliance. Fifth story in my Albus Potter series. Reading the first four is practically a necessity at this point. Full summary is in my final author's note from Book 4. R&R and enjoy!

A young Sasuke goes through a stage where he pretends to be a doctor-with Itachi as his patient.

AU, cross-over/fusion, spans multiple spots on the time-line, ONE-SHOT. "There are plenty of other things to do with pokemon besides battling them. For instance..." Read, review, and enjoy!

To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE

::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::

"Remus stared in bewilderment at Teddy as the boy bounced up and down upon his toes excitedly. "Let me get this straight," the werewolf said slowly with a frown. "You want me to send you to...muggle summer school...?"" AU RLNT. Sequel to Meet the Lupins!

Empty steel was tireless. The mind of an eleven year old boy was not. Parental-ish Roy interaction with Al. Any continuity. Pre-series. [Oneshot]

L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.

Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.

"What would you say if I told you my dad is a werewolf?" "The same thing as when you said you can fly on a broomstick, or that you're going to go to a school for wizards, Teddy. You're COMPLETELY bonkers!" AU. RLNT.

The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.

HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

1966-1972: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. How the Marauders came to Hogwarts, became friends, and discovered that one of them had a secret. Remus/Sirius preslash. Written 2010. Podfic available at AO3. To be edited and re-podficced at a later date.

AU, pre-Naruto, no Bijuu, follows "Fox Girl", One-shot. Tanabata is a festival of star-crossed lovers. Kushina is a pissed off vixen. And Minato has the misfortune of being a teenage boy... Read, review, and enjoy!

Snowkit was always assumed dead by ThunderClan. But what if he wasn't? What if StarClan took him away from the Clan that would have never given him a chance? What if he had a greater destiny than anyone in ThunderClan could have believed?

Post-manga. In the wake of all the death and destruction that has been surrounding them, Mustang has an important proposition for Jean. But on one condition... CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL CHAPTER.

To Sirius' horror, Regulus gets captured by an evil dark wizard from the future before boarding the Hogwarts Express. Now he and his band of friends and former enemies must give chase and save his baby brother from the Dark Wizard's clutches. T swears

Complete - As always Conan stumbles across another body; and this time the prime suspect is this high school kid named Kuroba Kaito. Sequel to The Case of the Hidden Epidemic.

AU, crossover, falls after "Gold and Silver". Kushina travels with the professor to a foreign conference and has something of an adventure... Read, review, and enjoy!

AU, crossover, follows several months after "Freaky Foxes". Naruto journeys to Demon Country and finds that the fact that it has no gyms is the least of his problems... Read, review, and enjoy!

AU/Crossover, falls nowhere in particular on the timeline, ONE-SHOT. Ten little adventures that all happen because of a fishing pole... Read, review, and enjoy!

AU, crossover, one-shot, falls between "Guardian of the Sea" and "A Wild Tomboy Appeared!". Minato starts off on his pokemon journey, but his first few steps are...rocky. Read, review, and enjoy!

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

AU, crossover/fusion, follows "Forest of Death". Naruto heads home to celebrate his birthday, but...what is going on in town, whatis out in the woods, and - most importantly - who will make it to his party? Read, review, and enjoy!

AU, one-shot, takes place before "A Wild Tomboy Appeared!". Young Kushina hears a mysterious song coming from the sea, and goes to investigate... Read, review, and enjoy!

The third entry in my Albus Potter series. Sequel to Albus Potter and the Dragonfang Wand. Major spoilers for both previous stories, it is stongly suggested that you read them first. Full summary inside to avoid spoilers. R&R and enjoy! NOW COMPLETE!

America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.

AU, crossover, pre-Naruto, one-shot, falls between "Gone Fishin'" and "Shiny Demon". Kakashi encounters a trainer he feels will help him advance, but then...he meets HER. Read, review, and enjoy!

AU, short story, follows "Falling Down". Naruto heads to Senju City and the next gym. Tsunade gambles. Minato investigates. And mysterious criminals gather in the Forest of Death... Read, review, and enjoy!

OneShot: Otani and Koizumi are now graduated from university. What happens next now that the two are not forced to see each other because of schooling?

OneShot: After of a year of married life, the infamous couple will recieve a shock revealing how little they have changed, yet how much they have grown.

Complete - Conan has stumbled across a mystery. This time the victims are much closer: the students of his elementary school. With Genta and Ayumi hospitalized, Conan will need to solve this case quickly. But then Ran gets hospitalized.

Crossover, AU. Collection of shorts that follows "A Wild Tomboy Appeared!". Young Minato, Young Kushina, and a fishing pole... Fish Tail 3: Here There be Dragons. Read, review, and enjoy!

AU, crossover, short-ish story; follows "Ditto!". Naruto suffers an accident. Minato has an encounter that leads to a shocking discovery. And one of Kushina's fears is about to come to pass... COMPLETE

Brick isn't as dum as he looks, given the right motivation. Maybe Reds, maybe one-sided. Brief language. True fans will get the reference. Un-beta'd.

AU, crossover, three-shot; follows "Soothe the Savage". Naruto reaches Shinobi Town where his first gym awaits. But will he triumph or fail? ...And what the heck is the gym leader reading!

AU, crossover, one-shot. Takes place decades before "Shiny Demon". Young Minato thought that seeing a real live kabuto was his greatest encounter that day... He was wrong.

Follows "Shiny Demon". Naruto/Pokemon crossover. One-shot. Demon is one mean little fire fox...is there anything that can tame it?

He was going to be great someday. He'd be successful and get on TV! ...He just hoped that all happened before the little furball decided to burn his face off. ONE-SHOT. Obviously AU.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

It's January, and Central City is freezing. The Military Headquarters has lost its heating, and Colonel Mustang is hiding something from his subordinates.

COMPLETE. Through the reluctant efforts of one man and his eager ‘elves’, Christmas is brought to Central City and most especially to two young alchemists. :no pairings, Christmas story:

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

AU-ish, pre-Naruto/Kakashi Gaiden-ish, and spoilers about Naruto's origins, yay! ...When last they met, he didn't even know that she was a "she." Now fate has brought them back together, and she's gonna rock his world...again. MinaKushi

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.

The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?

L/J. Kissing James Potter in the middle of the common room is wrong, so wrong, but Lily gives up. She hasn't slept in two days and her brain is obviously delirious, so she releases hold of it and it clicks off like a light switch. Nox.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

A lot of dialogue, a lot of nonsense, and some semblance of a plot, as our hero James Potter sets out on a rough road of painful humiliation. Reeks slightly of Pushing Daisies.

What if Sasuke chose a different path? How could he change his destiny, just by one small act of personal weakness? How many lives would be changed for the better, and how many for the worse? [Team7 friendship fic,AU from Ep 33]

Eleven-year-old Remus needs to pretend he's normal if he wants to stay at Hogwarts. The problem: he isn't sure what normal is.

Remus learns that with a bit of luck, he might get to go to Howwarts.

Draco Malfoy, War Hero apparently, goes into hiding in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive. This is a record of his ordeal, in his own words. The veracity of his words is, naturally, open to debate...

[DH Spoilers] He was not designed for this, for acts of bravery. He’d never been a Gryffindor. A glimpse at the nearend of Regulus Black's life.

A very short piece. Andromeda Black: the morning after she was disowned. She's clueless, penniless and completely alone. And the tea's horrible too.

It is an anxiety he hasn’t expressed to anyone before, not even kindhearted Andromeda, and he isn’t entirely sure why he’s chosen to tell Bellatrix. He supposes it’s because he’s her favorite. He’s always been her favorite.

Sirius thought you could tell a lot about a family from their Christmas tree. At midnight on Christmas eve, the Black brothers have an argument.

Regulus Black considers his big brother, and why he no longer wants to be just like him. ONESHOT please review.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Everyone knows that cats can see ghosts. Why should Kyo be any different? Rated for supernatural references.

It doesn't feel like he's living. In a world ruled by the Dark Lord, he's miserable, but not because of the government. A chance meeting wakes him up, but there's something familiar about her that he can't quite put his finger on…

What happens when McGonagall conducts an 'Impromptu inspection' on the Marauders dorm? Read on to find out! OneShot. Please RR!

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.

An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07

While responsible for her younger relatives, Bellatrix teaches Sirius something that has a profound impact on the rest of his life. One-shot.

Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

The armorer wants to know what to put on the coat of arms, and Godric and Salazar have left it to the girls to decide what Hogwart's motto will be. Helga and Rowena joke while they try to find something, "Profound, practical, and historical..." Fun and fr

Severus Snape, Peter Pettigrew, and Remus Lupin each have reflective moments in the library, that is when they aren't busy trying to stay alive in the midst of interhouse rivalries. MWPP at 15

This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.