Age- 18

Top 5 Anime-

1-Tengo Toppa Guren Lagann

2-No Game No Life

3-One Piece

4-Naruto

5-Attack on Titan

Quotes (Some from me and some from friends)

Never bring a knife to a gunfight, unless the knife has a gun built in, then go ahead.

When life gives you lemons, think about where they could have been before you make lemonade.

You don't need to reload a sword, but unless you can outrun a bullet, it's still useless.

Do us all a favor, and allows carry a condom. (If you met this guy, you would understand why I said it to him.)

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the in-laws close enough to be shields.

Craziness is keeping a live grenade in your basement because it didn't blow up when you threw it the first time.

Don't worry about the bullet with your name on it, worry about the rocket addressed to 'That asshole down the street.'

There's a special place in Hell for us, and it's right next to Satan's place. It's a nice little house with a great view of the River of Tortured Souls and the Plains of Damnation.

Wait a minute guys, I smell bullshit.

Ha, ha, laugh it up. Now get me out of this tree.

Excuse me ma'am, would like me call the police for you, because it looks like you got gangbanged by a box of Crayola.

I know it was a stupid idea, but it sounded awesome in my head.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I will punch you.

Go ahead, piss him off. Just remember, we aren't fishing you of the Schuylkill River.

Which part of that was fun? Getting your legs ripped from under you, or having you face dragged through the dirt.

Next time that happens, let me know. I'll kick him in the ribs after you run him over.

Cool story bro, needs more dinosaurs.

If you are easily insulted, stick around. It'll be fun to piss you off repeatedly.

It's not a scratch, I can see the bone.

Has anyone seen my arm! ( Snowboarding accident, dislocated his arm it so bad we could wrap his fingers around his opposite shoulder.)

How many fingers am I holding up? _ February, _ Close enough.

Your about as much fun as a seasick fish.

I got five voices in my head. Four are arguing over how to kill you, the other is deciding what to get on my pizza.

If you can't impress them with your intellect, baffle them with your bullshit.

That's a stupid idea. Let's do it!

When I die, start blasting Highway to Hell for me.

Story Ideas:

The Elder Hollows

Naruto/Bleach Crossover

The war has finally ended. Just when everyone had restarted their lives, a new war began. Two factions, the True Shinobi and The Samurai Alliance have come to the front lines to battle the Shinobi Alliance. When peace talks go sour, many loose their lives at the Valley of the End. Now, living in the world of the dead, each must find a new way in the afterlife. Ten of them banded together to survive. Now they are powerful and defend their home from their enemy, the Soul Society. But when new and old threats join together, they two must join to save the world.

Main Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Haku, Zabuza, Neji, Hinata, Itachi, Shikamaru, Kurotsuchi, Ichigo, Chad, Orihime, Uryuu, Urahara.

Demon Hunters

Naruto

The Sage failed when he fought the Juubi. Seeing that the monster would continue to ravish the land, Kami made a deal with the beast. She would bear him nine children, and so long as they lived, he would be banished from the world. Now, hundreds of years later, the Nine Biju ravish the land along side their demonic hordes. But the secret of Chakra continued on. Now, a group of heroes, both half bloods and humans, fight against the massive horde to bring peace to the world.

Main Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Zabuza, Haku, Kurotsuchi, Gaara, Kimimaro.

Unlikely Heroes

Naruto/Highschool DxD

In a world torn by war and held together by a shaky truce, the most unlikely of allies will band together to fight for peace. But can a few truly win against the forces of three whole fractions? And who is this new player hiding in the shadows? "We're outnumbered 100 to 1 at best. I like those odds!"

Main Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Haku, Issei, Rias, Akeno, Samui, Kiba, Shikamaru, Temari, Gaara.