(Thanks, StillWatersAreDeep, for the title change.) After a potions accident, the submissive 5th through 7th years find themselves pregnant. Once they know who 'fathered' the babies, Dumbledore states that they have to be resorted and move in with their partners. What happens when the Ministry finds out? Drarry, Dumble/Ginny bashing! Complete! Sorry about how I ended the story...