The bonds of blood hid Harry Potter from those who wished to harm him. Unfortunately, foreign dark wizard Joachim Petri had no idea who Harry Potter even was. A wizard "rescues" a clueless Harry Potter from the Dursleys, but not all wizards are good people. Eventually Necromancer!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, no pairings.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Somehow, Susie always knew in the back of her head that being Calvin's therapist would drive her crazy. Oneshot. Post-ending, Calvin and Susie all grown up. There also exists a podfic (audio) version.

Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?

There's more than one way to be a hero. Thankfully for Shepard, some of those ways don't involve risking your neck. Some of those ways are actually FUN.

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

Taylor Hebert never got to trigger in a locker, because the summer before her Junior year at high school, she found a pocket watch that her mother had left behind after she died.

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

Sequel to A Sorcerer's Science. Edward is sent back to Hogwarts with his country in complete chaos. Edward was having a hard time surviving the year, but now the school is packed with the Triwizard Tournament approaching. With Skeeter and Dragons on the loose, Edward finds that he probably bitten off more than he could chew. Reviews are welcome and story status updates on profile.

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

Only the strong may rule, this was the way of the Dark Side, and Darth Millennial was about to prove to his master that he was worthy of the title Dark Lord of the Sith, but first a tremor in the Force draws him to the Unknown Regions of space... I do not own the picture

Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.

A twoshot spinoff of 'Child of the Storm'. The Avengers are on holiday. SHIELD are busy fighting HYDRA. Who you gonna call? If you're Wanda Maximoff, heir apparent to the Sorcerer Supreme, in Chicago to deal with a major demon problem, the answer is Harry Dresden. The two of them aren't going to have much in the way of help. But that's okay. It's only the world at stake, after all.

When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...

Entire colonies are disappearing. The only thing standing between humanity and the Collectors are an extremist organisation and a once dead Spectre. Ian Shaw may have survived Omega, but as a suicide mission looms and old faces emerge, he's about to find the future he thought he knew may no longer be so certain. And that the past is never far behind. Cover by GeneralHarryHousin.

The whole world is empty. The sands of time howl in a storm that deafens them to the sounds of all else. They've gone mad... and have, since then, gone sane. So unshakably, brutally sane that, at times, they wish that madness would come again, if only to take away the sheer cold of the certainty. The certainty that their story will never... ever... end. Time Travel. Cover by Ciber.

This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.

Aang isn't up for celebrating this year during the war anniversary. Instead, he decides to reminisce on the past with a bottle of sake and Toph Bei Fong. They were only twelve and now they were forty two. How did that happen so fast?

And he realizes, now, that this is what the Elrics have yearned for all along. —- [An alternate ending for Penance, told in snapshots of a weary, fraying life.]

Gentleman Johnny Marcone is used to doing favors for friends and family. When a distant relation in England asks him to handle the problem of a small six-year-old boy, John chooses to adopt him rather than kill him. As it happens, the child in question is an untrained wizard and needs a tutor. Enter Harry Dresden, stage left. SLASH HD/JM.

The Temple Ship threatened to eradicate either XCOM's finest or the entire human race. Instead, it took itself into a whole new universe, where the races of the galaxy used the incredible Element Zero to cross the stars. No one has any idea what's coming... *Being replaced with a remake*

Worm is a dark world, a grim world. Everything is gritty, everyone has an agenda. The world itself is spiraling toward ruin. Enter Hope. She's just a nice kid with a unique set of superpowers, who only wants to help people. But will she have enough of an effect on the world to stave off disaster? Only time will tell. NOTE: Hope is an original character, created using the GURPS RPG.

Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.

Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...

An infamous convict escapes from Azkaban. Goblins are planning to rebel in Haven. Dementors are prowling Hogwarts. Draco is acting strangely. And to top it all off, nothing is really as it seems, meaning Artemis is the only one who can solve this mystery. Just when things seemed easy... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...

After the events of the Winter Soldier, Natasha meets up with Clint and has a few pointed questions about where he was when everything was going down and they could have really used him. In his defense, who checks their work phone when they're at Disneyworld?

Hogwarts needs a new class in their curriculum, and Dumbledore chooses nothing other than Alchemy. But After getting Edward Elric as a teacher, the school is in for a couple of surprises. Can Edward handle his students and another killer on the loose? Multiple years. please review (sequel is released!)

'Death stared at the hourglass that had just materialised on his desk. It had a total of twelve bulbs (so far) and appeared to be forming another one. BLOODY TIME LORDS.' (sort of spoilers for Time Of The Doctor) [one-shot]

Instead of starting a new game, I end up living it. Now, stuck in a world meant to be fiction, I must use my knowledge to save this universe. OC/Ashley, Femshep/Liara. Rated T for language. Newly rewritten and improved.

Banished from their homeworld over one thousand years ago, the Advent has finally reduced the TEC to a handful of colonies. Discovering element zero and the Mass Relays as new colonies are established, the Unity's attempts to understand the technology bring them into direct conflict with an alien race, and first contact is anything but peaceful.

The Reapers are the result of temporal carelessness by the Daleks during the Time War, and one man - a man who used to be a Doctor - is sent to try nd repair the damage. Oneshot plot-bunny that attacked me on a boring weekend, featuring the War Doctor.

After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)

Rewrite. Dumbledore was always a little bit mad. So when a Muggle man from another world drops in his office with knowledge he shouldn't have, he chooses the mad thing to do. Give him a job as the DA professor instead of Umbridge. Made to kill Mary Sues!

The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.

AU In a place where good and evil have switched sides, Heroes have become villains and villains have become heroes. Final chapter is up!

Second year is here, brimming with suspense, excitement, mystery, opportunity, and clueless Defense professors meant as a means of comic relief. It is up to Artemis to develop his skills to the fullest in order to defeat the evil looming within Hogwarts. But solving this crime might be difficult for even Artemis, especially when he is the main suspect... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU

Shepard wasn't asking for much. Just some time off during the Christmas holidays to relax and catch up with friends and family. Naturally, the universe wasn't so accomodating.

When the Illusive Man holds Shepard and Anderson's fates in his hand on the Citadel, the situation looks bleak indeed. Fortunately, Shepard was not nearly as prepared as she could be to save the galaxy and this might somehow save the day.

In 1942, the alien known as the "Race" arrived in Earth's orbit and invaded the planet in the midst of World War II. The events that occurred happened in another universe. But what if fate allow the Race to wait another 70 years to their invasion plan... (As of 2016, story is declared dead fic.)

The school year has come and gone, and Artemis returns home for the summer, brimming with plans for himself...and for the People. But even the best plans can go astray, as Artemis learns when shocking news about his father interrupts his little scheme! COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Wherein Blackadder meets Ciaphas Cain. Hilarity ensues.

With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.

The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.

Harry finally discovers who's been killing all of those criminals. Curse the muggle who did this to hell for giving him so much paperwork. OneShot. Please R&R!

He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers

Shepard's job isn't done yet. After losing her three key pieces in the war against the Reapers, she must wrap up some business before the biggest fight of her life. A sequel to Team MilkyWay.

In which there is violence, comedy and other delights. Prequel to The Wizard In The Shadows, though it isn't obligatory reading as both stand alone well, and set about 4 years before the War of the Ring. I own nothing save the idea. Please Read and Review

Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.

Odin has a horse. He rescued Thor, Loki, Sif, and the Warriors Three while on it. But, at least, according to Myth, that horse has a backstory that is rather...awkward...for one certain trickster god...

Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.

One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.

AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.

Even after seventy years after the war ended and Steve Rogers disappeared, there was one man that survived the years to see him return and tell him where everyone went and what they did. Featuring: The Origin of SHIELD.

The Army was the only thing that Steve had left...until he didn't anymore. The government loves its paperwork. One-shot. Movieverse.

Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.

When Shepard gets bored, she asks her team questions that you wouldn't quite expect... Mass Effect 1 & 2

Alliance AU. Nephthys is Anubis' mom. Nephthys possessed Zia. Anubis possessed Nico. Now where does that leave Zia and Nico? The two manage to find some common ground after a bitter argument.

After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.

Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.

Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.

After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.

It started with, guess what, a woman. Well, two women actually. One in my office hiring me to find a lost knife and one in the morgue bled dry.

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.

Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.

It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Sequel to Duality. Azula makes a surprise attack, and Aang is hurt. With the Gaang trapped, Zuko seeks help from the other side of the Vanishing Cabinet. But dealing with Draco Malfoy may be like jumping from the pan and into the fire. HP/Avatar:TLA Xover

When they all come together again. Seven reunions in the immediate aftermath of Sozin’s Comet. Mentions of Kataang, Maiko.

Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.

2008 Movie. Tony responds to a bank robbery committed using Stark weapons, and runs into a bit more trouble than he can handle. Luckily, his enemies are mauled by righteous squirrels. Things only get stranger from there. Features Squirrel Girl.

An accident with two linked vanishing cabinets transports Prince Zuko and Draco Malfoy into a place between their two worlds. To escape they need to learn to work together, and it may turn out that the two aren't very different after all...

The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?

CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.

Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!