I am a racoon stuck in a man's body. Amateur Writer. Lord Admiral of the Doggo army. Hunter of Cates.

Professional slacker. Twat. Knows most useless facts. Slightly funny and easily scared. My spirit animal is an Golden Retriever because i can vacuum food into my mouth. Will accept payment in cookies.

Personal achievement: Successfully has opened multiple jars of pickles. Usual fandoms that I like to dabble in are: Pokemon, Dbz, Prince of Persia, inuyasha and occasionally Harry Potter.