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Author has written 2 stories for Warriors, and Protector of the Small Quartet.

I LOVE

warriors

protector of the small

lioness

hunger games

and allot more


Ok best line of any erin hunter book!

"Do you think we can eat an omen or should we catch more fish?"


I am a girl


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Every little spark deserves a chance

A chance to grow and roar

Kindle the flame

Light the torches

Copy and paste this if you think fire is not bad


If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.


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How To Annoy People On The Beach

Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to duck under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as you can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."


How To Annoy People
At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Everytime you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.
Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.
Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.
Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.
Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.
Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.
Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.
Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.
Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.
Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.
Ask ANYONE for their autograph.
Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.
Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.
Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."
Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can’t swim and everyone's gonna drown.


If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.


Won something in the lottery?: Sadly no.
Snuck out of the house?: yes but not at night
Lied to get out of trouble?: Well of course
Had a computer crash?: probably...
Gotten lost in your city?: my city is a suburban town in P A so yah no
Seen a shooting star?: in movies
Been to any other countries?: Yes Mexico once!
Had a serious surgery?: if you count getting my tonsils removed serious
Stolen something important to someone else?: i have siblings so yah
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: at a volleyball tournament
Cried over a girl?: no
Cried over a boy?: no
Kissed a random stranger?: no...
Hugged a random stranger?: why would anyone
Been in a fist fight?: with my siblings
been arrested?: No way!!!
Done drugs?: No way! I'M 12!!!!!!!
Had alcohol?: ...I'm pretty young...I'M 12!!!!!
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: shuders yes
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: good times good times
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: kinda, only an eighth of the whole school showed up even though it wasn't a snow day
Swore at your parents?: No way!
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: no
Been to a casino?: no
Ran over an animal and killed it?: no but I found a dead groundhog and a dead snake on my driveway
Broken a bone?: Negatory.
Gotten stitches?: nada
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: yes in my mind
Made homemade muffins?: blueberry muffins to die for
Bitten someone?: Yes.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: yup
Burped in someone’s face?: Of course


If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.


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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination


If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., Olympiangrl, Fireuser


1: Real Name: maximous

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): maxizzle

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav.animal): silver fox

5.Your Soap Oprah name(your middle name and the street you live on): anne morgan

6.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): kiema

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color,fav drink): forest green v8

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): allen elizibeth

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): black shadow

Type your name with your knuckles: fireuser

Type your name with your nose: fireuser

Type your name w/ your feet: fireuser

Type your name without looking: fireuswer

Whats Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

lionfoot

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

fiotoon

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your least favorite forest animal plus dark.):

darkcicada

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

cloudmoon (skyclan and starclan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

ice


On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (fine i shall put it in an adult)

On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.)

On a food processer: "Not to be used for other use." (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Why didn't you tell me that earlier?!)


How do you expect kids to listen to their parents...

Tarzan lives half naked,

Cinderella comes back home at midnight,

Pinocchio lies all the time,

Aladdin is the king of thieves,

Batman drives at 320 KM/h,

Sleeping beauty is lazy,

and Snow white lives with 7 guys.

We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave!

They get it from their story books!!! (:


10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw, Snowstorm, Sunfur, scareyes


Quick! write down 12 of your favorite cats from Warriors!

1. briarlight

2.Yellowfang

3.cinderheart

4.lionblaze

5.bumblestripe

6.tallstar

7. Sasha

8. Jayfeather

9. Cinderpelt

10. feathertail

11. Tawnypelt

12. crowfeather

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

no but maybe it's possible for friendship themed

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

I LOVE HIM!!!!!

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

It would be really creepy

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yes and I really love them. (The one in her point of view)

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

No but they could be friends

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

feathertail and bumblestripe of course. (hm, that could be a good story)

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Sasha walked in on jayfeather and yellowfang kissing. She would probally walk away

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Cinderheart is guided on her journy by feathertail and cindertail

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Yes and it is somewhat good

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

A crow's call of hope

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three hot?

don't have one

12) Does anyFriendsone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Look at 11

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

look at 11

4) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Crofeather!!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Welcome to my life

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Do not read this

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Find any herbs?

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend.Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Briarlight and Jayfeather are in a happy relationship until bumblestripe runs of with Jayfeather. After Jayfeather dumps Briarlight for Yellowfang, Tallstar gets upset and retaliates by dating Crowfeather. Alone in a broken-hearted, Briarlight travels in search for a friend. Finally, Briarlight meets lionblaze and Sasha. The three loners meet feathertail, who tells them to look for love. Lionblaze finds Cinderheart, Sasha gets Tawnypelt, but Briarlight is stuck in a never-ending love triangle between tallstar and Crowfeather.

19) What would be a good title for this?

If you read this try not to kill me!!!

20) What would the genre(s) be?

romance, violance

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

KILL ME NOW!!! I WANT LIONBLAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out off a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

35 so I am not dumb!! And I'm a dirty blond

Percy, the Tree by wolfeclipse25 reviews
What if Thalia didn't get turned to a tree and survived? What if Percy, on the night of the Minotaur, sacrificed himself for his friends and turned into a tree instead? No couples -COMPLETE-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
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A Trail of Smoke reviews
Smokepaw died in the mountains, but his spirit lives in Starclan.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011
Arranged Marriage reviews
Kel's feif is forced into poverty.Kel has no choice but to marry. But what does Neal have to do with this.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Keladry, Nealan