*Season 3 Spoilers* Prompted by part of Sherlock's speech in The Sign of Three. "As a mental exercise, I've often planned the murder of friends and colleagues. Now, John I'd poison. Sloppy eater. Dead easy. I've given him chemicals and compounds that way. He missed a whole Wednesday once, didn't have a clue." John may not remember that Wednesday, but Sherlock does. Johnlock

On some days you can't win. And on some days, you simply loose. John's day has already been a bad one, when Sherlock enters the treatment room and things take a turn for the worse. John whump, no slash.

„Lestrade, Sie beginnen, mein Interesse zu erregen." - „Nur Ihr Interesse, Mycroft?" - Mycroft „Eismann" Holmes liest eines Abends den – nach seiner Scheidung - ziemlich betrunkenen Lestrade von der Straße auf. Der Beginn einer wunderbaren Freundschaft? Mycroft/Lestrade! Jetzt mit John/Sherlock Bonus-Kapitel!

Sherlock Holmes... naked... on a leash... which is held by Jim Moriarty. Is this a nightmare to John? Or... something else? (Johnlock)

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.