And here we are again for even more fragments from my ADHD riddled mind.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

The Fourth Shinobi World War was over, and Naruto was finally captured by Madara. But is hope truly gone? And what the heck is happening to the Gedo Mazo? Join our favourite blond hero and the nine Tailed Beasts on their great journey to the past! Powerful, but NOT Godlike!Naruto, AU, Accidental!Time Travel.

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences and further incarnations.

They say that you can't expect everything, so what would happen when a crazy secret is revealed? You just have to wait and see! Pairings: Naruto x Hinata x FemSasuke, Neji x Tenten, Lee x Kin, more pairings coming along. Sakura and Civilian Council Bashing. Don't like, don't read.

What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

A former test subject, now free, takes up residence in a strange town where almost nothing is considered abnormal. A year later, a young paranormal enthusiast spots two odd new satellites orbiting the moon and immediately makes plans to bring them to Earth, firmly believing that the two metal spheres are alien in origin. Because, after all, what else could they possibly be?

After yet another death pushes Harry over the edge he begins to explore the Dark Arts. With his Dark Lady, he quickly sets about making changes in the wizarding world. Dark but not evil Harry/Hermione. Rating for later chapters.

Danzo and his agents seek to subtly gain control of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto

When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.

Everyone dreams of having a pet monster, to protect you from bullies, to play with, and occasionally, inflict massive property damage and drive your enemies insane. Harry Potter just happens to be lucky enough to get one.

Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.

When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7

Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.

She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap

He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

This isn't happening except it was. Bella's life is not a game...except it is. Oh what the hell, Bella might as well enjoy it. Gamer style Bella fic. Yes, this is happening...

Sacred Gears. Also known as God's Artifacts. Wizards are humans with an extra gene who gave them the ability to wield the arcane forces of the world, thus they can be bestowed with a Sacred Gear too. What would happen if "The Power He Knows Not" told in the Prophecy was a Harry Potter in possession of the Longinus class Sacred Gear named Divine Dividing?

He was a practical joker with messy black hair. She was a talented woman with bright red hair. It turned out that they both had green eyes. Their daughter, when she came, was untouchable for more reasons than one. Loki-is-James, Natasha-is-Lily, Rogue-is-Fem!Harry. Don't own. Complete.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

The marriage contract made with the Uzumaki at Konoha's Founding was supposed to have been a symbolic gesture on the Uchiha's part. Then Itachi got desperate to stop the Massacre, and the Hokage decided to take advantage of the situation in order to get Naruto an Unpaid caretaker who can't quit. The very straight Uchiha Itachi is now stuck as "Mrs. Uzumaki" for the next five years.

Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

Public opinion of Spider-Man is beginning to shift. In response, NYPD aims to work closely with the hero to counteract rumours of past police brutality toward the vigilante. But Peter, still frightened from past experiences with aggressive officers, is reluctant to co-operate, until a program once made to communicate with the hero, becomes much, much more. Spidey/NYC Spidey/NYPD

The Indominus Rex didn't have anyone there for her growing up, which was why she grew up to be a monster. But what if someone had been there? Owen had just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hybrid dinosaur. When he got there, he was just in time to see two Indominus Rex eggs hatch. Now they've both imprinted on him. Only time will tell if this will change things.

Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Commander Root isn't the only one to break the rules during the Fowl Siege. Unfortunately for Holly Short, he was the only one to do so with her best interests at heart. Witness the aftermath of the Fowl Incident, where the only thing Artemis won was the fragile loyalty of distrustful elf. Rated T to be on the safe side.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel

As a champion, Harry must find a date for the Yule Ball. What happens if he asks Hermione, instead of Ron? Could be a one shot, could develop further. Reviews are like butterbeer-heartwarming.

All decisions impact the future just the same, be it minor or major. Repairing Orochimaru's damage was one and when Jiraiya decides to ask Naruto one question one month before the finals, he changes his attitude towards Naruto and instead brings about what Naruto was always meant to be, a truly strong Shinobi.

Harry Potter being the Master of Death would obviously live long enough to see the human race reach the stars.

"Father, it's me. I'm your daughter." Years ago, Loki fell in love with a spirited red haired witch on Midgard. He thought their twin children died the night she was murdered. But when a young redhead steps between the Destroyer and her uncle, begging him to help her brother, the future changes in more way than one. ON HOLD DUE TO WRITER'S BLOCK.

Harry Potter sacrifices his life for the one's he loves. Something was bound to break when he realized they never were his true friends. Follows a tragic end and a new beginning taking off near end of Book 7. AU. Master of Death and something more...

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

She couldn't leave even though she wanted to; she didn't want to leave once she could. She was damaged and only the person who'd caused the deepest scars could heal them. But would staying only cause her more pain or was there a way for her to be happy? ChellDOS.

At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.

The Doctor's 'Twin', his clone. Left behind to take care of Rose while the original ran off back to the 'home' universe for more adventures. But a clone can't always replace the original, and Rose isn't satisfied with the Doctor's solution. Which leaves the question: what's a double to do when you half-human and half Time Lord, with the chance to start fresh locked? Go to the past!

After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. ON HIATUS.

A/U NON CANON look at what could have happened in the Hogwarts 1994-95 school year if Harry had some support in his life that took no crap from certain wizards. A smart, well educated Harry taught by Goblins, Elves, and unnamed Wizards. Main parings are H/DG/LL/FD and NL/HrG. Hopefully there is a grain of humor in here. Minor spelling/grammar changes to all eight chapters: 04/22/14

Luke was walking the halls of the Jedi Temple when he was swept up by The Force, finding himself in the middle of a battle lead by his father Anakin Skywalker and his Master Obi-Wan Kenobi twenty-three years prior. Given the chance to get to know his father before he became Vader and possibly save him as well, will Luke be able to alter the past for the best? or make things worse?

Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

Mal had to send Serenity on ahead and catch transport to Sihnon on another vessel. It just so happened that the ship he bought passage on was also carrying an old army friend. Nice as reunions are, nothing ever goes smooth. Don't own. Eventual RK.

She waited in his empty room until he crawled back through his window in the middle of the night...

Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!

Harry has a power the Dark Lord knows not, and this time it is weaponisable. Who needs the power of love? A Comedy!Punshot.

Chell is finally free, but as she discovers, it's almost as difficult to survive on the surface. What will she do when her need to recover her memories drives her to return to Aperture? It won't exactly be a warm welcome, and there will be a few bumps along the road. Chell and GLaDOS friendship, ChellDOS eventually, but it'll be realistic in development.

Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A

Marceline thinks back to when she was just twenty years old. And how she lost Simon Petrikov to his magic crown, and how she became the Vampire Queen.

A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.

Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.

What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa

One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.

Nothing is as it seems on the path to power. Bodies and conspiracies litter the road as daggers shine in the air. Treacheries centuries old leave the place to decade long plans that are just now coming to fruition, and Harry Dursley questions himself through a journey that shall lead him to drastically change his perception of the world. It's all a matter of perspective, after all.

Some changes are made when She reawakens; new body, new look, same GLaDOS. The two discover things about themselves that weren't there before. When they learn to live under the same roof after Wheatley's takeover, things slowly start to change between them. They could never go back to the way it once was. - ChellDOS - M for reasons.

An alternative take on fifth year. What would happen if Harry was part of a greater legacy than he thought. A choice of words and a magical heirloom provide a branching point from canon. Begins with the dementor attack on Harry and Dudley. H/Hr, Magically powerful Harry, Mildly manipulative and misguided Dumbledore. Mild Weasley Bashing. Significant family history of the Potters.

My first fanfiction, so forgive any flaws. Chell leaves Aperture and gets captured by the Combine. After GLaDOS springs her free, both ponder their feelings for one another. Meanwhile, the Combine has other plans for the pair and prepares for an attack on Aperture. A ChellDOS story.

A change of events during the Horcrux Hunt; Hermione is sent to another dimension, trapped in Hogwarts during the Maruaders' seventh year- 1977. She has to wait for the winter solstice, when Harry will come, and the summer solstice, which will send them both back. Chapter 11 Edited.

Harry's had it and Hermione receives some startling news.

You want to hear another tale, eh? Well, how about a tale that involves the world nearly being turned to ash, and our brave hero needing to claim an artifact of immense power? The next tale in a line of stories to come, but you don't need to read the previous to get this one. And before someone asks, the romantic bits come later. This is a story, not porn.

After a viscious beating Naruto is reborn, more powerful, less human but no less humane. God-like Naruto, NarutoxPrototype x-over, Naru/Hina.

With Chell gone GLaDOS finds herself increasingly bored and restless. Be prepared for drama, fluff, and coupling. ChellDOS with hints of Chelley and WheatDOS. Rated M for adult themes. Please review

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'

Xander dressed as Doc Brown out of Back To The Future and invented a time machine. PTB got tired of him going back to wear costume after costume and kicked him out, beginning a Slider adventure. First stop? Halloween in a canon Buffy-verse.

An expansion on my collection of drabbles, telling of how our Lady of the Pond came to Camelot and what troubles will ensue.

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

The Hidden Leaf Village is about to be faced with something that has not been seen for more than seven years...a completely doped up Uchiha. Based off of MajinHentaiX's fanfic 'Naruto: Game of the Year Edition'. Hints of NaruXHina and LeeXTen. Rated M.

All books compliant, except epilogue. AU with regards that I took a few liberties here and there. Harry was bitten by Greyback just after he killed Voldemort. Harmony Parring. Takes a bit past the end of book 7. A different ending to a great story.

An incident in Diagon Alley starts a chain of events which lead to Hermione learning about her parents past. What will happen to the Wizarding World because of this?

Harry went to the goblins and emptied both the Potter account and the Black account, which he had inherited from his godfather Sirius. With a little more of their help, he left England behind and was given the chance to start a new life... at sea.

The tenth Doctor has arrived but, due to a well intentioned time machine, will not be being nursed back to health in a London flat by Jackie Tyler. If House gets a hold of him though, he might be less grateful for this fact. Dr Who & House M.D. Crossover

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Danny has been learning more about himself and his powers lately with Jazz's help. But his parents have been learning more about the Ghost Boy, and Valerie has been learning more about being a ghost hunter. AU after Reality trip.

Everyone always says that Kimimaro would have been better off with Naruto than with Orochimaru. In this one he did. Naruhina later on

A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.

He was betrayed, yet still he fought...And the battle against the Dark lord ended with the death of them both...Still it wouldn't be the ending, but instead the beginning. HHr paring. A fic that was created in youth which taught a budding writer some important lessons.

He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr

The crew of Serenity takes a job three weeks after Miranda that puts them on the trail of secrets more terrifying than anything they've ever seen. SWFirefly crossover. Firefly AUWash and Book live!

What would have happened to Danny if, at the end of TUE, Clockwork had not interfered and let Danny's family die? How would Danny have attempted to stop the reappearance of Phantom, and how would that change his life forever? Cowritten with Laryna6.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!

Casper High's new psychiatrist has some interesting interviews ahead of him.

Serenity has a job and a passenger willing to pay cash for the transport of a wild animal to New Melbourne. They say curiosity killed the cat and, this time, it just might kill the crew. FireflyChronicles of Riddick crossover.

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?